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...I now really want to see this written, and I normally despise crackfics...

>original Rarity concept 31K
Holy shit that;s a lot of words

I, for one, would like to see this brought to fruition.

I'm never really sure how/if I should upvote collections like this. Especially since some I like and others I don't.

Lot less pony faces being punched in this time around, at least. I do like a fic where everyone talks it out.

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I'm never really sure how/if I should upvote collections like this. Especially since some I like and others I don't.

Eh, go with your gut.

Seeing a story 'in the green' is always a treat as an author, but given the nature of this 'story' compilation comments are simply just going to be more 'valuable' to me.

Say the Nemo song number gets a ton of comments mourning that it's not in the story proper. Well, might just push me to do something like it in another story slash potential sequel despite the massive amount of extra work.

I'm itching to write one day, but the idea well feels too dry? Probably not bothering with, for example, the 'Invisible Mare' idea if X months later the general consensus was 'meh.'

Can sound a bit petty, I know, but only so much writing time in a day, you know? Even a short 'I like this' or 'I don't like this' really helps me decide what works, and what doesn't work.

Yeah. This definitely has potential. I like it!

Pretty good! A little work correcting a few things as well as smoothing things out and this could have made a great first chapter. Ramirez as Pinkie and adapting almost to well is interesting.
Also it only occurred to me after reading this but once Harry figures out/learns a spell to turn human he could make good money teaching it to fellow ponies. After all if the nearly magicless Alphas could beyond master a spell to turn into Wolves than it shouldn't that hard for magical pastel Ponies to learn a spell to turn into humans, especially given how much motivation the former humans would have to learn.

Might happen one day when Dark Horse is finished, even, but will probably take quite a while.

This would please me greatly.

It came to me while I was going through my hiatus list, but this story could work very similar to "The Legend of the Arachnapony".

Dude/Fugue (for some reason I keep on thinking that should be his "Siren Name") manages to get Sea Apple to safety, but in the process the word gets out about this strange gargantuan pony that came from the sea, Celestia investigates, discovers the truth but agrees to leave Fugue and Sea Apple to their own devices. Meanwhile an order of monster hunting nobles (think Big Game Hunters in the vein of Allan Quatermain, slash religous zealot who think that only Celestia's solar ponies should be allowed existence under her sun) also investigate, discover s/he's a siren, and believe that Dude/Fugue used her mind controlling song on Celestia to make the Solar Alicorn leave her alone to conquer the town where Sea Apple actually lives (most likely Tall Tale or Vanhoover), kick starting this long hunt of the Most Dangerous Game. All while Fugue and Sea Apple are just trying to live their own lives.

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Dude/Fugue (for some reason I keep on thinking that should be his "Siren Name") manages to get Sea Apple to safety, but in the process the word gets out about this strange gargantuan pony that came from the sea, Celestia investigates, discovers the truth but agrees to leave Fugue and Sea Apple to their own devices. Meanwhile an order of monster hunting nobles (think Big Game Hunters in the vein of Allan Quatermain, slash religous zealot who think that only Celestia's solar ponies should be allowed existence under her sun) also investigate, discover s/he's a siren, and believe that Dude/Fugue used her mind controlling song on Celestia to make the Solar Alicorn leave her alone to conquer the town where Sea Apple actually lives (most likely Tall Tale or Vanhoover), kick starting this long hunt of the Most Dangerous Game. All while Fugue and Sea Apple are just trying to live their own lives.

I've got this habit of using really piss-poor place-holder names while I'm trying out a concept.

Tim, Bob, Max, Sam, Alex... and yeah, Dude. Sometimes I'll outright number the characters instead of name them.

(#431 and her brood of siblings being the so far only example where it actually turned out so well, that it reached and shaped the story proper. I wanted a sci-fi sounding 'serial number' as an easy to type place-holder, but on actually seeing somebody being 'the fourth-hundred and thirty first' just tickled my imagination so much that I kept it.)

No insult intended for any 'Bob's' out there, of course. It's just a combo of being fast to type, letting me save brainpower on trying to think up a fitting name...

And to be honest? There are so many Chosen One—He/She Of The Most Special And Profound Name—out there, receiving aid from Mighty Wizard—Ancient One of Power—getting aid in stopping Evil Bastard—Primal Dog Kicker Supreme—that it tickles my funny bone having , say, Jim helping Tim stop the dread evil known as Bob.

That type of humor.

Speaking off, that's why Sea Apple has a more detailed name. The idea for bringing some actual conflict into the whole story post the 'Boy meets Ghoul' stuff the above covers.

*Black-ish sheep of the Apple family that's never as much as reared a dandelion actually attends the next reunion, because Dude (at this stage dating Sea Apple) is feeling homesick and wanting a 'family fix.'
*Dude tries, in general making a decent impression, but also pushes every 'I was raised by alien wolves!' button there is. Culminating in a fight breaking out when she's encouraged to 'show her special talent,' when the siren without a clue about her power-set has a mike pushed into her hooves.
*The brawl is blamed on bad cider, but Applejack is getting a bad feeling. Twilight imminently figuring what's going on when she hears about how the new girl had a ruby in her sternum.
*The Mane Six, lead by a furious AJ, go gunning for the happy couple.

And that's about as far as I developed that arc in my head before abandoning the concept, but thought I'd mention it since I forgot to add it earlier above.

I do like your take on it, however, though I'm personally very of 'The Cult of Vagueness Against X' type plots. Sure, you have a stream of foes for your hero to overcome...

But how come a, say, solar immortal and pacifist that's older then most hills haven't dismantled a murderous band of racists already? :trollestia:

Stuff like that. Now, I will admit I've seen it work, in for example False Masks, but on the whole I have to admit I find the idea a very poor fit for...

Well, such a peaceful setting as MLP: FiM.

You are 100% right that the mind-control song is some potent paranoia fuel, though. Even in a land as sunshine and rainbows as Equestria, that's something that's going to be a serous hurdle. Something I'll admit I hadn't thought about (being more intrigued with the whole Power of Hate/Anger thing).

Comment posted by The Wind King deleted May 14th, 2017

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No insult intended for any 'Bob's' out there, of course. It's just a combo of being fast to type, letting me save brainpower on trying to think up a fitting name...

I know that pain, the problem being that I really cannot write a character until I come up with a name for them, it's almost legitimately part of their very fabric of being to me. This rings double for horse words.

*Black-ish sheep of the Apple family that's never as much as reared a dandelion actually attends the next reunion, because Dude (at this stage dating Sea Apple) is feeling homesick and wanting a 'family fix.'
*Dude tries, in general making a decent impression, but also pushes every 'I was raised by alien wolves!' button there is. Culminating in a fight breaking out when she's encouraged to 'show her special talent,' when the siren without a clue about her power-set has a mike pushed into her hooves.
*The brawl is blamed on bad cider, but Applejack is getting a bad feeling. Twilight imminently figuring what's going on when she hears about how the new girl had a ruby in her sternum.
*The Mane Six, lead by a furious AJ, go gunning for the happy couple.

This entire series of events reminds me very much of "Last Call" where something poisons Mac's Beer (the Greatest of Sins) in orde rot turn the people who drink it into violent psychopaths.

But how come a, say, solar immortal and pacifist that's older then most hills haven't dismantled a murderous band of racists already? :trollestia:

Asking this question led me into thinking the process through entirely (I wish I could spend more time on my D'n'D societies, when these things take up my brain-meat space, But hey-ho).

So they didn't start out this way, originally, at the very dawn of Equestria, they were monster hunters, Manticores, basilisks, tazlwurms, all that jazz. The survivors got better at their job, and after a particularly nasty wave of the Secratarial Comet (spiders, giant magic using spiders) Celestia and Luna granted the memebrs of the organisation both noble titles and a banner (The Celestial Hunters).

These families continued their jobs even as Equestria turned more peaceful, but Wildlife still existed, and occasional pony-eathers would show up, and so they'd pass their skills and positions down along their family lines, eventually turning the entire thing into a coalition of certain old families.

Until Nightmare Moon.

(HEADCANON) When Luna turned into Nightmare Moon, she enacted a ritual that turned the guards/soldiers/servants loyal to her into their Lunar equivalents. (HEADCANON PART OVER)

After Celestia's victory over NM these families found the Lunar ponies to be a blight and a schism was formed in the Celestial Hunters, some of them declaring the Lunar breeds to be just as monstrous as NM (The Solar Knights), while others felt that this was exactly the wrong outlook to take, and following it would eventually lead to another Windigo incursion (The Harmony Guard), and the two sides fought, while Celestia ignored the world around in her mourning.

Eventually, after a massacre of the Lunar Unicorns, wiping their breed out beyond a couple of interbred noble houses, Celestia was brought into the conflict and brought the Solar Knights to justice, imprisoning all their members she could find, save for the leader who she personally petrified.

This led to the Harmony Guard crisis, they were now seriously undernumbered, underequipped, and most of the pony population could only see them as members of a knightly order that had personally wiped out one pony tribe (Lunar Unicorns), and come close to doing the same to another two (Thestrals and Arachnaponies). While Celestia, and most of the noble house knew the truth of the conflict, Equestria was too shattered for them to take any action other than publicly disbanding the Celestial Hunters, and removing most of the members from the ranks of the nobility. Publicly being the key word here.

The order still existed in an unofficial sense, with most members being retained in high paying governmental jobs, and those who couldn't be fitted into the beauracracy were folded into the E.U.P whose job now included dealing with monster attacks as Luna and the Celestial Hunters were out of commission.

Nowadays, Celestia has slowly raised most of the still extant families back to their original nobility, and they still take their jobs very seriously, but with the rarity of monster attacks the younger generations have been slowly shifting to a more thrill seeking, big-hunter mindset. Taking safari trips to places like the Badlands, the Everfree or Zebrica to hunt the real big monsters that could be a threat "one day".

And that's the state they're in at the moment. They still do a necessary job, but there isn't much demand for it, and the majority of their membership is itching for a chance at some validation. Genuily somewhat good ponies, who do a messy job, looking for a pat on the head.

Could probably make some good tension between the old guard and the young blood on that level of "Trust Old Sunbutt, she knows what she's doing" vs "This is our chance to prove ourselves who's with me?!"

Of course it would also lead to a good chance to use this.

PS: Got lost in the shuffle, but the name came from what Siren names have already shown up are musically based. (Sonata, Aria, Adagio), Fugue does sound similar to Dude, is connected to Toccatta & Fugue in D-Minor, and for the final kicker, it has two dictionary definitions.

1. Music - a contrapuntal composition in which a short melody or phrase (the subject) is introduced by one part and successively taken up by others and developed by interweaving the parts.
2. Psychiatry - a loss of awareness of one's identity, often coupled with flight from one's usual environment, associated with certain forms of hysteria and epilepsy.

PPS: Second response to the actual chapter, I keep on forgetting about that programming quirk.

I really hope you write this one day, even if it is more MLP than Dresden I like the idea of him getting a break.

I hope you write this one day, while it is a crackfic it's a good crackfic and those don't happen often.

Amusingly enough, I keep rereading the "original raity concept" and not the actual story. Its just so much fun.

You know, I'm not actually sure why this isn't a great idea. Sure, ME had a stupid/confusing ending, but adding magical ponies to ANY plot usually is a good excuse to change that. (See Tatsurou's Undertal/MLP crossover that should damn well be the canon ending...)

That said, I love the utter craziness that falls out of combining magic and science, especially if your science allows magic already. It's a bit insane, but there's enough to it that it could actually work.

...Of course, the author is quite busy, has a bunch of other stories that he'd better finish before something happens to him (or I'll learn necromancy and make sure they get finished regardless), and doesn't want to write it. :fluttershysad::ajsleepy::raritydespair::pinkiesad2:

You know, this one works out really well too. This way, he still gets an awesome power-up AND the right people get face-punched this time 'round.
I feel like it could at least use being a short story, even if you have it end quicker than some of your others.
It's more in-tune with what I at least would prefer to see, since, as someone else put it, it is more "MLP than Dresden" -- or, at least less sad/ unnecessarily-dark than Dresden. I know that's half of what makes the books the way they are, and I'd hate to just ignore what he's gone through for this, but I would not complain to see a version of those books with the same magic, humor, and characters, but without some of the crap he's been through.

Why is this so good? I'm not sure, but I want more.

Wow, this one would be hilarious. "Oh yeah, I got tired of being sick, so I turned myself into a vampire, anyway, who's up for some political assassination?"
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