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Unwhole Hole


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A (vaguely) Harry Potter Crossover

During one of Trixie's performances, one of the spells inadvertently sends herself, Fluttershy, and Sweetie Belle to the Wizarding World of Britain and into the care of a wizard named Humph.

This being, of course, a world where unicorn blood is the most valuable substance on Earth.


Cover art and Ivan Ivanovich concept by μm.

Chapters (17)
Comments ( 16 )

This is not a story meant to be taken any level of seriously. And yet, if you can accept that, it's funny as hell.

Oh, is this a Fluttershoggoth story?

... ... This story was one long chain of 'What' mixed with references and 'What' on a 'What' stick that I ended up laughing my ass off at anyway. Upvote.

Is Sunflower a reference to Project Sunflower?

Best thing I've read today. :rainbowlaugh:

7951435 No, but thank you for pointing out that story to me. I may read it when I get a chance.

I think it was one of those stupefy ones, but somehow it misfired.”

“Or it just couldn’t do any more than what’s already been done.”

itust have been a stupidfy spell:rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by hector dabullio deleted Feb 23rd, 2020

This sounds pretty dumb, but I can't help but to substitute the word 'buck' for another

Implying that Ollivander shop is a scam

Communism is overrated, especially Stalin's mustache. Also, I don't care how good of a wizard are you, it's impossible to deflect a subsonic ammo with magic.

Love the story so far its jad menlaugjing all day.

Then the power of the spell suddenly became self-sustaining and increased exponentially. The uncontrollable chain reaction led to a complete destabilization, and in nearly an instant, the spell collapsed, imploding with a force so great that it pulled most of the now awe and panic struck crowd into the space it had once occupied.

https://youtu.be/_UCSZz3U7qU

He drew his wand, which was not so much a wand as it was an exorbitantly long cruciform bayonet in a wooden knife handle. “Подкаменная Тунгуска!” he cried, pointing the wand in their general direction. The atmosphere collapsed with a crack and then exploded in a detonation brighter than the sun. All the trees immediately near the blast radius were stripped of their leaves or knocked down. Humph grasped the ground next to Fluttershy, but Sweetie Belle was not fast enough. The force of the blast picked her up and threw her backward, knocking her into Trixie and taking the pair of them away. Ivan, meanwhile, remained standing and staring directly into the explosion and grinning contently.

And with this Ivan is now my favorite character in the story

Comment posted by installcloss deleted Oct 29th, 2021
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