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Teyeson Bee


"Something random a day keeps the boring away." - Teyeson Bee

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Rarity finds a new book when going through Twilight's library. 50 Shades of Hay? Sounds intriguing. She gives it a glimpse. Isn't she in for quite the surprise!

Rated T for references to a VERY adult book.

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Comments ( 23 )

:moustache: Ah Twilight where's your fifty shades book?
:twilightoops: Rarity has it...

:moustache: cool, you can have my editors copy...

:raritystarry: Fifty Shades of Hay by Kenbroth Gilspoten HeathSpike . . .Heath Spike?. . .:raritycry:Spikey Wikey?

:moustache: I can dream can't I? :raritystarry: :facehoof: He gets paid big bits to write

Not to tell you how to label, but why is this rated for everyone? The real 50 shades of Grey was no where near an E-rated book. If this was teen, I wouldn't say anything, but thats just my two bits...... Now lets start reading this crazy fic! :rainbowwild:

This was a very story, although it does beg the question, what WOULD a riding crop be for in Equestria?

I see you are also a fan of RWBY Chibi.

Loved this!

Thank you for making this, it cheered me up after reading this masterpiece.

Wait... What did Rarity mean by expecting Fluttershy to own a copy?

That ending reminded me of an old joke about the censorship bureau.

"Mr Swanson, you need to return that book, you've had it for a week and now it's my turn to cencor it."

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Yep! My inspiration!:pinkiehappy:

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What that meant was she would've been less surprised IF Fluttershy owned a copy.

7451869
Okay I get it now.

Oh, don't worry, Rarity. It would sound a lot better if you read it in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

You make the sex scenes in Fifty Shades sound far more kinky than they actually are. I've only read the first book, but I don't even remember any ballgags.

Also...

"No no no no NO! That is NOT what a riding crop is for!"

That of course begs the question: What are riding crops for in Equestria? :pinkiecrazy:

Oh dear god...:rainbowlaugh: Well one supposes Twilight has to relieve all the stress in her life somehow...:trollestia:

7452633 You actually read the first book...? I have no words.:pinkiegasp:

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Yeah, I am that much of a masochist. :raritywink: :derpytongue2:

"LATER!!" Rarity snapped back before slamming the doors behind her.

That last line makes the whole fic :rainbowlaugh:

I laughed so much at the end, I think I broke my spleen!

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Don't expect me to pay for your hospital bills :derpytongue2:

That RWBY reference though

I didn't even know you were hear.

Whyyyyyyy

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