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A rainy night at a bar really brings out stories from within ponies. During a game of poker, Equestria's rogue list, including Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, Discord, and Sombra, plus another, the baddies start sharing stories. The similarity; the telling of how they almost won their most famous defeats.
Loosely based on the episode, "Almost Got 'Em" from Batman the Animated Series
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And this is why Sonata is best Siren.
Loved this from beginning to end!
I laughed soo hard xD..
Great story! XD
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
nice
Clever girl.
Sombra: I threw a rock at 'em!
It was a BIG rock... made of black crystals...
I rather enjoyed this. Thanks for writing!
I do have one question, however:
Shouldn't that be wasn't? I thought the barrier was put up after Chrysalis infiltrated Canterlot...
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I've missed a part. I'll having to add it. Thanks!
Whoops!
5332909 Indeed
This was a hilarious story
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Neither should Nightmare Moon, but how could I leave one of the best villains out of the story of villains?
Sombra, I'm going to guess, is Killer Crock, "GRAR THREW CRYYYYYSTALLLLSSS AT THEM!!!"
If Tirek had been there, he would have won the argument.
Also, love that episode of Batman.
Awesome... just AWESOME! I have laughed so hard, I fear I have broken some of my ribs... TOTALLY WORTH IT!
If anyone is interested, here is the Link to the Batman Episode:
http://www.funniermoments.com/watch.php?vid=a2764eca9
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5333634 boy, but enh.
I have never laughed so hard in my life. SENPAI! LOOK AT THIS FIC!
This is awesome! Man, one of my favorite episodes combined with one of my favorite cartoons- just great!
Simply hilarious, I can't stop laughing
"Oh shut up you oversized swiss cheese-legged changeling,"
Ha!
Discord is best villian, but Sonata is best poker player! I love this! LIKE!
That was a great story! The reference to the Batman episode was a nice touch.
I laughed a lot more than I should have. Good read.
I loved!
I wish there was villains emoctions here. 
They deserve to have at least 5 or 10 emoctions for each of them! 
How did sombra lose?
Shining Armor: I THREW MY WIFE AT HIM!!!
Why is Iron Will in the tavern? He's not bad and the only reason he's a cause to a major conflict in a episode. Is that he's good natured couching sessions. Caused Fluttershy to become overly rude and unkind.
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I guess I just thought of him as an antagonistic character.
Yu'd like to think that Discord and Tirak would still hold ill will agiasnt each other. After Tirek betraying Discord.
I'm surprised you didn't make any comment about Discord being reformed.
5585588 Nightmare Moon became Luna, that's technically reformation......................................................................
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Right...?
And also, even though Discord is reformed, before season 4 finale he didn't acted like a 'good guy'. I don't know if it is going to stay like this in season 5.
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They are reformed true. But this is a villains story, using villains and antagonistic characters both old and new. Since Nightmare Moon and Discord were considered the big villains of the series, I couldn't just leave them out.
I loved it... although I think Sombra could have boasted about how his precautions meant that he nearly won Round 2 without really doing anything.
And then one of the other villains could have pointed out that most of his amazing precautions were foiled by the brilliant trick of BRINGING SOMEONE ELSE ALONG.
Aww, you didn't do the rock joke.
5634478 Allow me to present the following sentences as proof against that statement:
Also, I'd like to point out that only in the world of superhero comics would this scenario work. (Even then, MAYBE!) Otherwise, a good read.
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In Smoker's defense, he put that comment in before I made some changes.
Which included adding that scene. I just couldn't resist!
Whilst this was a very enjoyable read, there are a few things that are causing me to reject it from the Goodfic Bin. I've included details here, and would really like for them to get looked at before I can reverse my decision.
If you do have them checked, do send me a PM and I'll be happy to accept the story into the bin.
Sombra throw crystals xD
Well I enjoyed reading it so far.
But it not really hold to the funny and exiting edge to the original :/
My favorite villain beaten by my favorite siren, righteous! I just loved this fic to pieces!
Loosely based on the episode, "Almost Got 'Em" from Batman the Animated Series
I threw a rock... - it was Tom!?
.... Perhaps less annoying Sirene and more BadDude?
Hahaha!!!! That was so funny!!! But.... Chrissy didn't want the world. Just the mane six and the crystal heart. And the crystal empire. And the alicorn.
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Found something that might interest you.
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Scribbler did a reading of MY fanfic? Dawillstanator was Discord in MY story?!
I think my whole body just went numb.
That was funny! Good job!
Great story. I have my own villain story called "Meeting of the Villains". I threw in elements of G1 in that story. I think you'll like it.
Everything, Tirek. Everything.
I think you blew your load too soon with the "It was a big rock" gag. I'd been looking forward to getting that toward the end of the story. This was still funny, though, good homage to a good episode. :)