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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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Well, at least I didn't see any spelling errors.
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Of course not, I'm a professional.
Not even 100 words in. Is that a record?
Mostly what I got out of this is that apparently we can tag six genre tags now instead of five. Or maybe it's always been that way. I don't know.
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This was better than I thought it would be
OMFG
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Everything I write is chique, unique, and magnifique
That was beautiful
Hmm... let's see now. Fact checking, fact checking... ah. Here we go. Abusive father, yadda yadda... mother refuses to press charges... Oh my! Shot to death at the age of 10!!!!
Confetti drops from the ceiling as colored lights flash and cheesy music plays.
*holds out a microphone to Ethesto Man* So, you have won the Terrible Person Competition by a landslide. How does it feel?
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It feels a bit like justice. I always knew I was a winner.
I am...
very hesitant about reading this.
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Just do it!
10/10
I'm not going to read it.
Not that it doesn't look good.
Just the subject matter, man. I dun wanna xD
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That's probably a wise choice.
This was fukin crazy What even inspired you to write this?
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He's currently in a bout with lung cancer and this is his only outlet. He writes because it's an escape from the harsh reality around him.
His family stopped visiting him, and he lacks a roommate, plus the hospital doesn't have cable. As a result he has to entertain himself by letting his mind wander, often to strange and disturbing places.
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Mr. Boy Zone is my only true friend in these dark times. Him... and the cast of Land Before Time.
I feel enlightened
Ah, this is taking me back to my school days; good times.
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Yeah, I have such fond memories of committing atrocities during recess.
This is the best thing I've ever forcefully lobotomized from my brain.