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"The ghastlies are coming!"
"Everyone... duck!"
Tarnish, can't you do a bubble force-field, so as to avoid all of the muck next time? If you don't know how, remember that you can ask Twilight via mirror!
Weaponised... Masturdbation.... Wow, just wow.
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He can make a wall. But not a bubble.
Ghsatlies, prevertia assholiats. Cave dwelling goblinoid type creatures. Males masturbate when encountering another male as a means of showing dominance. Albeit this act is committed whether encountering a male of theri own species or another. Both males an females attempt to subdue prey via vomiting, why they do is unknown however as they are scavengers, unable to properly digest materials that have not become decayed, and the rare times they do take prey it is often stolen from them by other cave creatures.
While considered lower than even mice on the foodchain, theri primary predators are water dwelling fish and the bug eyed snaggletoothed demipony, who coveted over a strange necklace for two thousand years, who was relying on eating batshit before discovering how weak and feeble ghastlies were.
By, Bartemous the Gryphon.
Sidenote- if pursued by a hoard of ghastlies, do not attempt to swim. the scent is liable to attract monstrous cave fish, redcaps, and a very, very curmudgeonly fire demon who kills them on sight. oddly enough their mucus is good repelant against monstrous land fish, who either evolved tastebuds or enough sapience to comprehend what they are trying to eat.
... Yeah i kinda self inserted a character of mine there XP
Bartemous, an equestrian version of a zoologist. There is no peak too high nor cave too deep that will keep him from studying the creatures of this land, no matter how foul, elegant, or demonic.
The ghastlies would be a cake walk for him to study. The guy has gotten notes ane bheavior, phsyiology, psychology, and even sexual preference on far more bizaare entities than them.
Albeit he has about as much social graces as pinkie pie. He views everything around him as a subject of study. Just so happens ponies, gryphons, zebra, and so on are in fact magical creatures, and thus something to study.
Well, that was...disgusting.
Maud must really really love Tarnish, if she's willing to touch him years after this incident and create the adorable, bizarrely mature and sometimes socially inept Pebble
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Homestly this is what I first thought of when you said Ghastly.
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But it has no hands. I suggest Haunter he actually has hands.
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Yes I know I'm most likely going to hell. Care to join me?
Also yes kudzu you did manag to get me to laugh....after I gaged a few times. Good job man good job.
-BFBL
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If the ghastlies are that bad I'd hate to see the gengars...
I'm starting to wonder something about this universe.
If I understand correctly, as the number of unicorns increases, their average general-magic "power level" goes down. Too many unicorns; only one magical "pie".
Has evolution started responding by dividing up other magical pies?
If we look out into the future, are we gonna start having different schools for different types of magic?
Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh... that's a disturbing beasty to come across in a cave... hahaha Ooooh lordy.
Nicely done bro, nicely done
I'm sure you bagged quite a deal more than one.
Head canon accepted!
Reminds me of Critters and those bounty hunter guns that look like they get erections.
You got a laugh out of me.
"And that was when I knew I'd wandered into THAT part of the Internet."
--Tarnish
I'm sorry but I can't get over this. This sword was once a pegasus solider named Flamingo, and she has a phobia of spiders, darkness, and hates icky things and is a tool of destruction. What a life!! It's almost as if she was being punished for some misdeed.
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What evidence do you have to support this objection, Mr. Wright?
Has this become Kingdom:Death? (yes you made me laugh many times with your stuff and made me sad...and angry...then happy)
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Ewww...
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I wonder what Princess Cadence would have to say about weaponized masterbation... Haha, great chapter, Kudzu, I needed that laugh. Good, deep belly laughs. I'm so glad I'm home alone right now... I still have the chuckles
The Scariest Cave in Equestria reminds me of a certain cave in the Tasks of Asterix movie. The Cave of the Beast.
I hope it will be like that.