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Well, that escalated quickly.
I think Tarnish is going to be conflicted about Vinyl for a while too. On one hand, she saved his life. On the other, she kicked him in the balls (or close enough).
Dat in yo' end'o
Oh god now I'm doing it!
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Horses really do have a groin muscle there. If you cinch a strap too far back on a stallion, and hit that muscle, it'll drop them right over into the dirt. They will make very human-like crying sounds.
For reference, goathead thorn.
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OUCH is all I can say
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That is evil incarnate in the guise of a thorn. I had four flat bike tires in college thanks to those and one pierced ankle.
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Imagine one in the frog.
I had one go into my foot. It went ALL of the way in, in the ball of my foot, inches away from my big toe. I was wading out into the water and OWIE ZOWIE!
One does wonder if she learned that at a club saving some poor stallion from a od, or just cause some can't get a hint.
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Just imagine a full body cringe and you have my reaction to that. Nearest experience I have to that is cutting the ball of my foot on lava rock. It definitely earns the name ʻaʻā. But that isn't the same as taking the thorn to the ball of the foot. *CRINGE*
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I had cut myself open with a searing hot buck knife and then dig around with the tip until I snagged the little bastard out. My wet feet made it easier for it to go all the way in.
I rarely comment but after reading weed and VI it hit me. This has that same feel I got from reading Roadside Picnic
Noooo! Don't put down Ol' Yeller! Um... I mean Vinyl. Just, don't do it.
7627830 Those little samples of nature's inherent malice are common around here. Some call them Texas Tacks, some incorrectly say sand burrs, whatever name you use--they are evil on a level almost as deep as is the existence of chiggers. There is an entire industry dedicated to creating bicycle tires and tire accessories which are in some way resistant to them.
<Ah don' like 'em, not a bit!)
only the dead don't respond to a nut shot
First 4 paragraphs YOU TEASER!
7627830 Similar to our 'three corner jack' even when you take them out, the injury stings for ages.
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Standard Aussie question, which way did he flush, clockwise or anti-clockwise?
Well to be fair Tarn, you got your puke revenge. Is that Karma?
7628019 And again your avatar makes it funnier.
7627850 Triple Ooch!
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I felt that all the way here.. oh good lord...
7627830 Holy fucking shit. I don't want that thing near my foot an especially not in my foot
7628613 Yah we were having a ball with those puns. So I have a question for you. Are you a new reader or are you just re reading this wonderful story?
'and Tarnish and I'?
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Whoooooah ouch... I've never had one of those in my foot, then again we don't have those down here I think.
The closest I've gotten to having something in me was a rusty hook in my arm, near the elbow where it went pretty deep, almost snagged a vain.
Awesome chapter by the by, hehe. Good job Vinyl, punched him in the groin...
Ouch...
Thank you Kudzu~ this was fun!
So now Tarnish is dead, and his corpse is possessed by some stray ghost pretending to be him?
Does stepping on Chinese chestnuts count? Thin spines that go deep and break off in the skin by the dozens.
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We have those all over here in good ol' AZ... I've stepped on so many that my callouses have callouses... still not as bad as stepping on a nail that's been sitting in the sun all day and having it go all the way through your foot after nicking a bone. I remember the exact temperature that day too... 104*F...
I know it for a fact because i was reading an outdoor thermometer that i was replacing the old one with.
I highly recommend paying attention to where you're going...