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That.... Was definitely equine erotica.
Nothing happened and yet it was still the most graphic this story's ever been. I applaud this!
Let's see:
Katarina enslaved Bushwoolies to make herself magic drugs.
Princess Porcine is the ultimate Narcissist.
Lava demons probably lead by Lavan whose ultimate form is crystal... which if that happens some dragon can just eat him and be done with it.
...Not sure on the Ice Orcs, though because they are likely not perfect I would just love to see the Yaks handle them.
We also have Hydia mentioned in Twilight's School who tried using the Smooze for evil purposes, thank DIscord it is his friend and that Tree Hugger can sooth it.
Though that leaves Arabus, the shadow eating Cloud, Squirk, the ancient ocean ruling Octopus, and King Charlatan, a Penguin who can do what a Cockatrice can but with ice instead of stone as being unaccounted for as far as I know.
Someone summon Odin, 'cause we got some frost giants on the loose!
I completely understand Twilight's horror here. At any moment, some long slumbering horror encased in stone could suddenly wake up and wreak havoc on the world. A race of genocidal monsters who were barely defeated in the nick of time before annihilating an entire civilization and the remnants sealed themselves in stone on a timer and awaken god knows how much later to a world that knows nothing of how to deal with them or whatever unique abilities slash magic they might have. Or hell, just imagine what would happen if even one or more beings of Discord's power woke up from stone prisons. Discord, for all of his faults, wasn't that interested in killing (if he'd wanted to, he could easily have won), but...
Yeah. The potential for horror and untold destruction is great here.
On the other hand, I suppose beings of good could have been sealed away with a curse and awake as well. So there's that.
Who am I kidding. In all likelihood nyan cat was sealed in stone and will wake up and annoy Rainbow Dash.
You know, on reading that Yakyakistan is holding the line, I just had the image of an army of thousands trying to attack only to drive the yaks into a bloodrage because they didn't follow the rules of war properly followed by every yak alive charging as one angry pain train.
In fact, I like to believe that is their preferred military unit. The pain train. I don't care if this makes sense or not.
Huh. So, considering Spike, a baby dragon can do a belly flop into lava from anywhere between thirty and fifty feet straight up and be alright (if a little sore), and continuing on with the reasonable assumption that a dragon's fire resistance and general strength and durability just increase as they grow larger...
I'm having a hard time imaging any situation where "lava demons", as vague as they are right now, actually being able to fight MLP dragons in any meaningful capacity. Sure, a dragon's fire is presumably mitigated by a fire demon's own heat resistance, but that doesn't account for much when adult dragons can be bigger than many buildings. Unless lava demons are even bigger, I suppose...
Little did Luna know that the ring was only being used by a fraction of its true potential. While it does amplify fire magic, it was originally commissioned for an ancient royal chef named Soupus Maximus, and its true power lies in the drawing out the maximum amount of flavor from hot soups and spicy cuisine. Oddly, only those two-it has no effect on salads, bread, or squirrel.
I have no idea where this came from. Wait, I know. So much of your story seems to be having destiny talks or every discovered ancient artifact having immense power and meaning, and while this is all well and good and honestly makes sense (trivial things wouldn't have likely been protected this long), I prefer a much more, shall I say, random Discworld esque setting with random silliness aplenty alongside the seriousness.
No. The title of wizard belongs only to those with magnificent beards. Instead,she could be considered a mage or possibly a witch, dependent upon the connotations around such a term.
Then again, what the hell do I know.
Ah. Always nice to hear Maud's dirty talk.
Maud, please slap him. That was just ba-
Wow, pulling our all the stops kudz? And here i thought it was all in PROTS.
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Thor fought of the gaints. Odin just broke apart Ymir. After Thor got Mjoulnir, Asgard was just pestered by them, hell Skadi (ice gaint) married one of the Asgardians (fishing one i think... It was all Loki's fault [naturally])
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What a wonderful brief history of the Necrons that is right there.
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I like to think that last time was said in an even flatter, more monotone voice than usual.
I could XD Though the issue is implementation.
Also i had a random thought earlier today. In every scenario celestia or luna has lost in the show, they were dealing with someone who stole power from another.
Even the plunder vines used power stolen from the weakened tree of harmony. And vines can be parasitic so it makes sense..... Also because they had crystal thorns.
And each time those thigns or individuals was defeated by the willing combination of the powers of others.
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PROTS?
7560475 Twi also has first hand experience of being stone~
where
G1 ref to Megan's adversary, artifact I don't know, something to do with Firefly maybe? Always found G1 to be too cringe-worthy to interest me.
HAH HAH! It's great that every time I read on this site, I find something I haven't heard before. Really do love their quiet moments like these.
7560435 Going with the orc ref, Tarnish should rename Flamingo as Glamdring (Foe-Hammer)
Maud talking dirty is always awesome.
and Tarnish...you need
JesusCelestia with that boner comment...7560582 perilous Romance of the Swans
I would try to point out the G1 references, but I don't really remember much of that particular Gen except FIrefly being my favorite and Megan
But awesome chapter nonetheless! And all these different creatures man, Ice Orcs, War Pigs?
I love it!
Luna is a bit more than slightly cold and aloof. The threat did not help any either. It was completely, utterly unnecessary and made her seem like a bitch. They had already saved a bunch of innocents and then she goes and threatens Vinyl for no apparent reason, despite already having proof of responsibility? Dick move, Luna.
7560421 You missed Crunch the Rock Dog and the witch Somnambula. Crunch isn't going to be a threat because he was created as the guardian of a sapient mountain but initially lacked compassion. Somnambula was a youth stealing witch and in all likelihood a relative of Hydia.
7562159 It was in character. She is a very royal princess.
No I don't! AUGH! All my secrets are bared!
disipointed flamingo wasnt there to see luna
I've said privately before that I love the idea of magical artifacts wandering, trading hands, and eventually finding users. I love to see stories where magical weapons and stuff end up in the hands of people who will use them, either for good or ill. I see them as tools, powerful tools, but tools nonetheless, and every tool is meant to be used. It's why I really like seeing honestly worn finish on tools, knives, weapons, and gear of all sorts - it's evidence of use and maintenance.