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Lol, he Voodoo'd her hoodoo.
Watch out for da voodoo.
How has some enterprising Zebra not made MILLIONS with the invention of the first long distance sex toy
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Because, if someone jabbed a white hot pin into that sex toy, it would stop being funsies.
Hmm. Y'know if I recall intent has a big impact on voodoo as well.
...Also given the area and lack of detail, does that mean Maud felt a gigantic tongue lick her from teats to dock?
7277946 You lot aren't thinking creatively enough!
Make an effigy of yourself! Bwahahaha!
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That is exactly what she felt.
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...It would make Autofellatio and Autocunninglingus very possible.
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And when somebody found your sex toy and decided to fuck with it, what then?
7277975 You get fucked?
... Though seriously the thing as explained doesn't... really seem like you couldn't just remake it and then cut the thread whenever you 'finished' having fun. Plus y'know, it seems like one should generally have a personal one ready to go and just needing a lock of hair or something for when *you* need medical attention.
... ... Also what happens if one has a zipper and it's undone? Would it... would it just let you apply medicine internally, or would it actually open you up?
That's potentially incredibly useful and horrifying.
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The average pony doesn't know how to cut the astral connection. Which is why it is terribad idea to have one as a sex toy.
What if you dropped it?
7277996 Why would you be carrying it around?
Still, I suppose that's a fair reason not to mass market them. No reason not to do it if you're one of those ponies that can see / cut the astral cord though...
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You are busy licking your own voodoo doll's crotch. It's getting really good. And then, you have one of those explosive orgasms that shut down your whole body. You drop your doll, it tumbles over the side of the bed, falls to the floor, and shatters.
WHOOPS!
See, this is why these can't be marketed as sex toys. The very fact that the danger has to be explained is the reason.
7278029 Why would you be holding it? Just... sit it on the bed in front of you o.O
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I dunno, why would a pony take it into the tub with them?
Because it feels good. Maybe they want to lay on their back. There could be all sorts of reasons. Too many variables that can't be taken into account.
Hehehe loving this fic.
7278054 Darwin Awards: Voodoo edition!
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Just think what happens when the dog finds it and thinks it's a chew toy.
I thought the chapter title was referring to Maud receiving face-licks from the diamond dog pup. Certainly went in a very different direction.
And a surprising use for Flamingo, clever Tarnish, learning so fast.
OOooooooh my... Tarnish has that kind of power... *snickers* Oh lordy... make two and go wild boy 8'D
Make me proud! MAKE ME PROUD TARNISH WALNUT TEAPOT!
Good chapter XD
7278102 Bwa ha ha that song.
Hmm I suppose if Tarnish were in the Egg he could apply caffeinated beverages directly to the voodoo dolls mouth and energise Maud.... but again the risk of dropping it or some such as you've pointed out... maybe not. probably best used in a hospital environment/calm camp only.
Could anesthetic applied to the doll be used to remove pain for surgery and such? If so it would be amaizing in area's with limited/no unicorn medical spells.
YAY NO PUS!!!
In all seriousness
To Tarnish,
I wonder, with Mystery Mare being a powerful unicorn that she says she is, do you think she'd be able to see/feel the astral connection as soon as it's made? And to take it a step further, what if she can trace the cord back to you, having a pinpoint way of knowing exactly where you're at? What are the risks of the effigy being used again you?
To Maud,
How does it make you feel knowing Tarnish can, *ahem*, stimulate you no matter where you are or what you're doing?
To Limestone,
You love that little pupper, don't you?
...
Sorry for all the questions
Tarnish, how about asking Twilight to ask Zecora what exactly would happen if you used an effigy to punish the mystery mare?
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Can't answer this. Too meta. No outside information or agency.
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**Heavy breathing**
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I think that Tarnished's efforts won't fully heal Trixie or else Celestia would have Zebra's skilled in making effigies in every hospital in Equestria decades ago. It seems to easy that it will fully heal Trixie and I think that there are things you can't possibly heal with an effigy. Surgery can't be done with an effigy probably.
7569324 Well I think with the technology and abundance of resources, Equestria has a lot of focus on NATURAL ways of healing.
I imagine that the Zebras have to deal with a lot more scarcity. thus they focused more on the MAGICAL ways of healing, along with CONSERVATION.
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Correct. That is the implication.
The words of a younger sister. I also, like everyone else, saw Maud's last line coming a mile away.