Twilight masticates.
Contains: mastication.
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VitalSpark
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This made me salivate
Wtf did I just read?
Well done
Hands down the best story on FiMF. 400/10.
This story made me uncomfortable for a number of reasons, not least of which is a partially equine Twilight Sparkle enjoying goose and ham.
Still, I do appreciate the pun.
My friend wrote this exact same story but it failed submission. Not getting any ratings from me for originality that's for sure.
I wonder what it's about.
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Munchlaxes!
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YES.
6746339 I was wondering if you were wondering if I was wondering what this story was about.
I now have my answer.
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Indeed.
Om nom.
Up vote for word choice. Brilliant.
I'm proud I actually knew what masticates means coming into this
well done, sir.
Dammit, after reading this I need to go masticate.
I drooled all over my sheets and need to change them now.
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Not exactly my fault, is it?
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That might be my fault a little.
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Thanks. I'm sure if you keep on working on Persona EG, you will one day achieve quality like what I have wroted.
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Yeah, honestly I tend to write the ponies as vegetarian usually. But then I wouldn't have been able to write about Twilight wrapping her lips around Spike's meat.
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Writing this story was actually a surprisingly similar experience to writing clop.
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now to lose some extra pounds.
EATIN THE LAUGHING MUSHROOM
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???
Son of a bitch, I was going to make this joke. You have made a powerful enemy today, VitalSpark.
wow! nice book! im hungry
God I love food porn. I'm rather jealous of Twilight right now, she has this wonderful spread and here I am stuck with a dollar menu cheeseburger...I hate being broke. Great story have a mustache and an upvote.
The entertainment value of this story peaks at the title. But hey, the title got a laugh out of me, so that's something.
So now that we know Twilight was masticating, does this mean someone else was spying on someone else in the tub with a video camera?
6750251 Making a mushroom omelet? Don't forget tarragon.
Most people would think it's sad to eat a big dinner on your own.
I'm with Twilight in that I get all the food to myself, how I want it, when I want it :3
It's a mastipiece
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*groans