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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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I...

I don't even...


Wat?

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What of this story has made you so flabbergasted?

After reading yet another story of yours, Bendy, I have came to the conclusion of that you have a strong fetish of chocolate cakes, eating them sloppily, BUG BUTTS, in addition anal sex, and most of all, an almost religious (perhaps even extremist?) love and devotion towars Celestia!
That and you just LOVe big woman with big asses, yes, quite.

About this fic: I'm debating whether I should post a gif of Minions laughing about butts, or Sweetie Belle's reaction to Shepard's bedroom eyes.
...
Why not both? :D
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Come on now, I'm pretty sure lots of cloppers dig Celestia's butt.

Did you like this story? Did you make you laugh?

an almost religious (perhaps even extremist?) love and devotion towars Celestia!

A little yes.... a lot.

Unless, she's TCB Celestia. Then she's dead to me.

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Yes, I liked it, but so much of this cake and huge Sunbutt butt fetish is getting a bit too overwhelming for me.
I agree with your opinion about the TCB Celestia.
I may also mention that in my opinion she is nowhere near as powerful as you depict her, but these are your stories, so it's your call to do whatever you want!

Yes, I liked it, but so much of this cake and huge Sunbutt butt fetish is getting a bit too overwhelming for me.

I did other stories where Celestia wasn't in it in the past.

I agree with your opinion about the TCB Celestia.

Yeah, I don't even need to explain why, do I?

I may also mention that in my opinion she is nowhere near as powerful as you depict her, but these are your stories, so it's your call to do whatever you want!

Well, I like quite a few read stories where isn't so OP. Or stories where she is OP, but face other OP foes who could defeat her.

"THIS ISN’T JUST ANY CAKE! THIS IS THE MAGICAL CAKE OF BUTT FATTENING!" she boomed dramatically in the traditional royal canterlot voice.

... Seems legit, seems legit.

:P
Nice job dude, nice job 8'D
hehehehe.

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Quite an theory on why Luna became Nightmare Moon too, huh?

Any more lines you liked in particular?

DER ARE NO WRDS TO EXPL HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BRAVO MY GOOD SIR BRAVO

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Why thank you.

Though, I would love to see what parts you liked in particular.

Shepard is back! :yay: Also, yay for threesome and twilestia!

6494142 LESS QUESTIONS MORE FAPPPPPPSSSSS (PS I liked all of it)

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Glad you enjoyed it.

Did you like the silly theory on why Luna became Nightmare Moon in this story?

I don't know why, and in hindsight I really should have seen that ending comming but it really got me laughing.

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Have you read a quite a lot of my stories?

Did you like the rest of story other than the ending?

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Did you like the silly theory on why Luna became Nightmare Moon in this story?

I like it, though you used it in your story with Nightmare Moon.
Also, why you cut a sex scene with Shephard?

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I like it, though you used it in your story with Nightmare Moon.

Yeah, I know. I'll try not to overuse it. I think this might be last time to that gag for a story.

Also, why you cut a sex scene with Shephard?

Sorry about that. It's no real excuse, but there's lot of other Celly and human sexy time stories.

I just wanted to make a quick comedy story.

Clicked this story while drinking. I should've known by description alone it was you, Bendy. It didn't hit me until the end of the the first paragraph or so.

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It seems I'm very predictable.

Did you enjoy this story?

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Yeah, I know. I'll try not to overuse it. I think this might be last time to that gag for a story.

I don't mind to see it again.

Sorry about that. It's no real excuse, but there's lot of other Celly and human sexy time stories.

But no threesomes with her. Or any other threesomes.

I just wanted to make a quick comedy story.

Ok

6494248 I know I enjoyed while drinking. Likely I'll enjoy it when sober as well. But yes, you're becoming steadily predictable, to be certain.

6494050 Yes, it is quite the theory XD
Any other lines? hmm...
That one at the end, and the picture xD loved those :P

Comment posted by AnonymousZero deleted Oct 5th, 2015

I love your Nightmare Moon theory:rainbowlaugh:

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What about this story itself?

That fucking description xD

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What about the story?

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Why not?

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I loved the story :twilightblush:


P.S praise the sun.:rainbowwild:

Bendy how can i say this? where in the dark recesses of your mind comes up with this? It's like reading a surreal monty python short... with glorious pony butt but i digress. no matter how absurd the premise, your writing confuses me, entertains me, and aggravates me with one question "the fuck am i reading and why do i like it so much?!" i swear i don't know where the laughing stops and the facepalming begins. But! keep up the good work soldier i look forward to your next story T^T

You've done it again, Bendy. Another great story that killed my bad funk. Good job!

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Won't least explain why?


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It's very simple really. Twilight's butt is smaller than Celestia's butt. So what if she wanted a big fat butt like Celestia's butt.

The desire to make people laugh, watching lots of cartoons can help.

well you know what they say. u Can fight like a krogan run like a leopard but no ones better then commander sheperd :rainbowlaugh:

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Did you like the story itself?

6497203 i did very enjoyable probably should have mentioned that last comment to huh :P my bad

OH MY GOD MY SIDES!!! I NEED THREE HANDS!!! ONE TO FAP, ONE TO SCROLL, AND THE OTHER TO HOLD MY SIDES!!!

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Did you like it nonetheless?


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How did you like it?

I like details.

You get a like for that photo at the end.:rainbowlaugh:

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Not like the story?

6500734 Oh, man. It was fantastic. I got a boner and a laugh. It was great.

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Of course I liked it, it was an excellent satire. It didn't take itself seriously so it ended up being wonderful for what it was.

You forgot the Human tag.

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That would have given away the joke at the end.

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Oh I did. It was a good story. But I can't get too much into detail with it because of the story being rather straightforward...at least, as much as it can be.:ajsmug:

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Is it just me or does it look like the minion is saying "Booby"
Ya know... the bird

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Now as you are saying it...
Yes, it IS saying that!

Random as hell and i love it!

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