I highly approve of this alternate ending. Always knew Maud was freaky. The quiet ones usually are.

lol I love this.

I can just picture Twi and Sunset's expressions when Maud told them she was hungry. Plus Maud has a pretty sexy voice so yeah.

This is gonna rock.

...For no particular reason, I will now duck. (quickly ducks to avoid thrown objects from booing audience)

5359937 ... Booo, you suck.

Hopefully she has nothing rock hard hidden under her pajama.. or has she?

*pervy French laugh*

Be silent and accept my currency.

THAT PROVES IT!!!!!

5372979 good sir.

5361823 She used to be the happy Pie sister. The girls all thought it was normal to have a penis and a vagina. Then when she got The Talk things changed; she thought she was a freak, and became the quiet, "dull" Maud we know and love today. She gave up on love, thinking no-one could love her. How wrong she was.

I don't know how, but I kind of saw this coming

I think I would've liked to read the events blossoming from this variation of chapter one. It sounds Awesome. Gonna expand on it? Please?!

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Like it. Expand?

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Agreed.

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No. Just unpredictable. Major Time. In real life, I'm very quiet, shy, have severe ADHD, severe depresion-unmedicated cause I won't let them give me meds, severe mood swings, bouts of random insomnia, bouts of just as random hyperfits, have a very active imagination, and I love hammers and torture devices. And eggnog. And cheesecake with banana slices and a large dollop of canned whip cream, with grahm cracker crust. *drool pools in lap*

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Favorite part.

Now THAT would have been something.

I call bullshit on Pinkie. If there's someone who can find uses for that much wiped cream, it's her.

This was both hot and hilarious!

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This comment actually inspired a plot development in this story's sequel, 'Victory Lap.'

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As stated in the comment, the internet is an...interesting place, spend enough time on it and you too shall be cursed with knowledge.