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What the reader may not notice till the end is this is all a roleplay. Cadance is playing a tire and Shining the pump.

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Now for this to hit the feature box so I can feel even more disgusted with myself. :yay:

Not nearly enough cum inflation on this site. Good to see someone trying to remedy that. :raritywink: Though the part about going past the cervix was... painful.

Damn! he must be almost Big Mac sized.

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Multiple times, I hear.

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:ajbemused:

I'm going to win this staring contest with that red faced guy...

:ajbemused:

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You need to do your part! :trollestia:

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I think we can agree on that. Nothing better than the missionary position between married heterosexual couples only for the purpose of reproduction.

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Indeed. It's time we do our part!

I knew following your writing would be a good idea.
I love it when my hunches pay off.

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Translator: Oh no, guy who likes my other story likes this one. Let's facepalm at his stupidity.

You know, you're a fucking rude author. :ajbemused:

So what do you plan for next?
Updating Bad Seed?
Big Mac and the slightly over-flexible Blossomforth?

I don't really care, because I know it'll be good.

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No, it;s just your comments tend to not make a lick of damn sense, or come across as snarky in their own right.

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Yeah, I admit I do kind of go off into my own world. :twilightblush:

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>be you
>be YOU
>be calling someone rude

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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Also fully 1/2 of them are either him RPing as Babs Seed or advertising his fic.

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Have I told you that I love your cock?

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I've got my best scientists working on figuring out what the fuck you said.

I think Cadence might be a bit of a masochist :pinkiecrazy:

I have to ask: did Chrysalis decide to use Shining because not only was he captain of the guard and being married to one of the princess's meaning she'd be bathing in the all the love she desired from both him and other ponies, or was it because of his massive dick?

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Missionary? I thought this was totally doggy style as he laid into her hard. Well, more like her forcing him to lay into her.

well hot damn, that was fantastic!

I hope to see more cum inflation smut from you in the future!

There would be no pleasure, only agony there. That is the equivalent of child birth in a few seconds. :applejackconfused:

It was still well written though. Is good! :ajsmug:

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You're a fucking rude reader. :twilightsmile:

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8/10, would laugh again. :rainbowlaugh:

5093748 Scientist? Don't you mean Language specialists?

5093605 maybe halfway there... almost.

and now the story is featured! Excellent!

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*posts comment saying they like the story*

*author posts a :ajbemused:*

Yeah, who's ruder again?

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It's a staring contest between ajbemused and your avatar.

And to answer your question, you are. :twilightsmile:

edit:
p.s. "Well.....ok then" isn't exactly "I like it."

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(The Babs Seed one. This was just....very interesting...)

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You ...you.. I don;t even know what to say, in the face of this goodness...
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Guess there is only one thing to do, to contain this sickening joy and happiness... only one way to teach someone their actions, IS TO DO IT RIGHT BACK TO THEM!

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:rainbowderp::pinkiehappy: why is everything you write this fucking hot?:rainbowwild:

hoping for a sequel with them at a doctor's office with him saying "yeeeeah, you can't do that again"

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5093631

You can't be serious. You just can't be. The line literally right after that says:

I'm going to win this staring contest with that red faced guy...

.
In fact, those are the only words he used in reply to you. The only other part of that response was the :ajbemused:. What, did you see that and just fly off into a rage without even looking at what else was in that reply?

Normally I stay out of stuff like this, but not when one side (which is being horribly rude) is so objectively wrong.

5095674 So, the author likes your profile picture and you flip him off....

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Who said he liked my profile pic? If anything, (s)he hates it.

Shining is one lucky sonofabitch! :heart:

Oh good god. I bet Cadence is going to go into labor right after they're done.

5093077 That's a flat-ass tire. :rainbowlaugh:

I bequeath unto this piece of fiction the highest praise I can bestow:



UNF

Oh jesus. I thought Shining broke her in half with that tool. And that whole passing through the cervix made me cringe a little- but I love seeing cum inflation on the site.

Never enough of large dicks and cum inflation. :yay: :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::scootangel:

I was gonna read this story but then i just decided to read the comments.

(entered for the story and stayed for the comments)

Amber Glow, I like the way you think.

This is one of the first stories in a while that I've been able to get off to without fantasizing about something else.

Well done. Bathspounge approves.

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Probably a team of cunning linguists. :raritywink:

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