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Twilight did something terrible, and has called the Princess to Ponyville to confess.

No clop scenes, but teen for characters sexing each other being part of the plot.

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Comments ( 52 )

Author's Note:
Sweet Jesus what did I just write.

Brb, gonna go chop off my hands so I can't do this again.

Spoilers and explanations of the various fridge horrors contained herein: Pastebin

Y U NO RUDELY AWAKENED CHAPTER 3

That.... was Interesting?
I never really thought about Twike before.(I think that's the ship's name. I'm still not good with those.) But why in the BUCK, would Spike want to get Twilight Drunk? Why not Rarity?

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I think you missed the joke(s)...

OH GOD
FUCK THE WHAT
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460544
I think I did? I dunno, I had no Idea what I was getting into.

Meeester
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oh god wut?!:pinkiecrazy:

The fact I understood every single word that was in front of me and every concept there is why I like this... That and Twilight dropped a deuce that happened to be a pretty big egg :rainbowlaugh:

wait.... if Rarity is building a nest..... oh you dirty sk-

460547>>460581>>460586
My sentiments exactly.

460605
:raritywink: :moustache:

It... was... well written... Um...
I'm uncomfortable now. :fluttershyouch:

459961
A very cute story.

460544
There was a joke?
Wasn't he just trying to get her drunk to get under her saddle?:rainbowhuh:

Anyway, well done.
I rarely read non-clop, but this caught my interest.
The only criticism I have is that it probably could have been a bit longer and had a bit more in-depth dialogue. (especially with Celestia)

Good story! Keep writing!

460693
And now, a month or so later, there's an egg on the library floor in Spike and Twilight's colors, and Celestia claiming to be the grandmother... along with another fridge horror later.

460790
Trying to explain the jokes. Don't worry about it.

DUDE....

460797
It would help to know what exactly it is that's supposed to be the joke... :rainbowlaugh:

wtf did i just read all i can say is gross:pinkiesick::rainbowwild::ajsleepy::fluttershyouch::twilightoops:

460797 AND KILL THE JOKE AND EXPLAIN IT ALREADY IT WASNT WORTH BEING TOLD IF NOONE KNOWS srry caps and im to lazy to rewrite nethier though this took more time explaining hten simply doing it and im probly going to end up going on a rant about how im ranting on and on and on until i say screw it heres 5 twilights so anyways its kinda wierd that im doing this instead of just rewriteing it any ways explain the joke oh screw it:twilightangry2::twilightblush::twilightoops::facehoof::twilightsheepish:

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Updated author's note with spoilertastic/explanatory note.

461023 err where do i find the authors note:twilightblush:

461046
First comment, as is my modus operendi.

I loled, very humourus, I c what u did there.:ajsmug:

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Because sometimes three in the morning. And because sometimes #fimfiction.

462609
The untold backstory I had in my head when writing this was that Crackle was Spike's father. Celestia does care about all of her subjects, after all.
And don't forget to leave a thumb!

460508 ... even chapter 2 isn't out :facehoof:

462707
Probably because I keep getting distracted by shiny new story ideas. That's why this is only 1200 words: so I could actually get the damn thing published before I came to my senses or got bored.

462747 We cool, dude, I wasn't criticizing you. I was just reminding the guy above that he couldn't ask for a chapter 3 if chapter 2 isn't out :ajsmug:

462821
He knows, I Skype with him a lot :facehoof: He's just been bugging me about getting RA ch 6 and AR ch 2 done for a week or two now :rainbowderp:

462833 Jeez. I really don't like this kind of fan, and am glad I have none of those. I mean, I'm really excited for RA's next chapter, but I'm not gonna nag you for it.

:pinkiesick::pinkiesick::pinkiesick::pinkiesick::pinkiesick:... and that about sums up my thoughts.

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My job here is done.

Had to sleep on it but it sounds like a dirty joke I heard at a bar. Is that where you got the idea from? If so, can you give me a link to it? I can barely remember the joke enough to retell it.

:pinkiehappy:
That is all.

471972
Nah, this was based on a convo on #fimfiction irc. In the wee hours of the morning when common sense is low.

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I am not sure how to feel about that. On one hand, I like that you appreciate what I wrote :twilightsmile:, but on the other, I don't think normal people should like what I wrote :twilightoops:

At least it's not as disturbing as my early-morning abomination.

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And now, I go to read...

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Sorry; it's not online. I'll message you if you're extremely curious.

"This One Time, at Flight Camp" (draft, cancelled, innocent squick)
Gilda asks Dash about pony reproduction, but things get awkward when her less-mature pegasus buddy breaks out the visual aids.

DAaaaawwwwwww :twilightsmile::rainbowkiss:

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Of all the responses, I'm not sure I've heard "daww" before o_O

>> ponyaddict The story was throughly adorable!:rainbowhuh:
HOW COULD YOU NOT GET A DAWWW UNTIL NOW!?!?!:flutterrage:
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At first I was like: :ajbemused: then :pinkiesmile: then :rainbowderp: then :applejackconfused: then :pinkiesad2:

Strange....yet Awesomeness! But that means spike cheated on rarity!

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