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Sparkill, keep ya head up, Dusty, keep ya head up,
Don't let up, keep slayin em!

- Look Twilight! LOOK! TURN AROUND! STOP STARING AT SPIKE IN A LEWD FASHION AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

- I wasn't looking at Spike in any fashion, thank you Pinkie. So, what are you overreacting about now?

- You have a new follower! Someone called Fido uncovered Awards of the Heart and decided it was good! You know, the only story you've ever written that made the Featured page? The one you haven't updated in MONTHS because of your crippling lack of talent? YOU KNOW??

- ... I'm experiencing a bit of writer's block, is all.

- This ain't no block, girl. This is a full-blown writer's DISTRICT! You GOTTA get back to what truly motivated you to create in the first place - getting shitfaced on red wine while watching romantic comedies and crying yourself to sleep - and finish what you've started! YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF AND THE THREE PONIES WHO CARE TO STAY MISERABLE AND FINISH THIS! FOR THE LOVE OF GUMMY, IT'S A STORY BASED ON SEASON THREE'S OPENER! THAT WAS YEARS AGO!

- Alcoholism doesn't solve anything, Pinkie.

- I dunno about that. How do you think the Cakes put up with me?

- ... I completely understand how they feel. Thank you for liking Awards of the Heart and following me, Fido. It is appreciated. I'll follow you too, if you don't mind. Talk to you soon.

Hey, thnx for faving Never Broken
More grimdark coming soon.

1330555 No I think you're lying.... I mean come on... Well written? Where did that come from?!