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Words escape me. I think I need a cold shower and some time to think about my life choices.
Uh...
That was insane. No words, man.
6538563
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6538544 Did we break you?
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6538430 I need another drink after this...
6538580 Glad to see you enjoyed it.
6538596 It was hilarious
What the hell!
This was absolutely too hilarious.
I see someone's been watching Silver Quill.
6538616 Who?
(I wrote that part.)
6538607 Yes! I was hoping someone would appreciate that!
6538606 Awesome!
6538624
Glad I was able to think so. Because it was awesome.
6538623 Silver Quill, the most talented member of the Brony analysis youtube community. He named Flash sentry Brad in this video, which came out over a year ago.
Edit: yes, all his stuff is this funny.
6538639 Oh, I was sure Pinkie gave him that nickname in the first EG movie.
6538639 Epic stuff, man. Thanks for reading, btw!
6538639 That video was awesome.
I bet that the Mayor wants to experience the same pleasure that Sunset has.
6538803 I bet they all do.
I'm with Sunset. What?!
Wat.
Just.
#WAT
most barn yard drunks just lay in the road and get screwed up, here she gets laid drunk and gets rode up in the barn yard.
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nice to see Spike getting some love here.
Sober up, you two!
Feature bait? Feature bait. Congrats on probably getting featured In the near future.
For all who don't understand. Spike is a badass 'DRAGON' that lives among sexy, 'PONIES'. Period!
And, Sunset Shimmer, is one HOT ass pony!
Love that line!
6538919
6538934 Exactly.
6539101 Yes. Yes she does.
6539137 Hopefully. There are two stories in the "non-mature" feature box that have been beating it all day. Either way, thanks from both of us for the vote of confidence.
6539189 Another of my ideas!
This story was so much fun to write. I can only hope it was half as much fun to read. 
6539132 Never!
If you are really this enamored of profanity and crassness, then I think you need another medium that the fandom for a gentle children's show. If there were a place for having asking for truly merit-less works removed from this site, I would nominate this piece of gutter trash for it immediately. I have to say that this is the most classless thing I have ever read.
Grow up.
6539551 We're writing about cartoons here. Let's not take ourselves too seriously.
FamousLastWords. Language.
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Still enjoyed the fuck outta it though
6540365 This is actually my first story to have any language.
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This wasn't good. It would take far too many words to explain exactly in what manner it isn't good, and it frankly isn't worth spending the time to do so. It wasn't so awful that it deserves them either. This was mediocre.
6541646
So it was worth your time to type out that it wasn't good, yet it wasn't worth the time to type out why? What a contradiction! Must be that energy consumption that you so value.
Also, if you're going to criticize someone, at least be generous enough to be grammatically correct. It isn't that hard, especially for someone like you, right?
And to read!
I don't lightly give up-votes, but as an author I can say this chapter was well and unexpectedly subtly written and deserves boosting. Great comedic timing, too. Though not consistent with canon, the time warp you manufactured is self-consistent despite the indelicate subject matter. Funniest is that Sunset Shimmer can't remember a thing about the incident she is acclaimed for (which kept the story relatively clean; also good). This one fact colors every single thing that happens afterwards, enhancing Sunset's torment and making your reader feel for her. Perfect, really. I suggest you study what you did here.
Putting it in favorites because I'm going to want to read this one again. (Edit: Added a guilty pleasures feature box to my page; yours is the first entry.)
6541707 Hey, man. 6541646 is entitled to her opinion, and her grammar was correct. No one on this site has to answer to anyone else. If she wants to take the time to let us know she didn't enjoy our story, but not hate on it, then that's her prerogative.
Honestly though, Soaring, we were both inebriated while writing this story. Neither of us had any sort of expectations for it that I'm aware of. It wasn't really meant to be good. It was meant as a gesture from Famous to pull me from a foul mood. I only posted it to Cryosite's group out of morbid curiosity as to what her opinion of it might be. She's never approved of anything I've written, but that's alright. We're cool, and there's no reason to heckle her about her opinion, alright?
6542753 That was unexpectedly detailed for a comment on this story. Lol. Thanks for the kind words.
6541452 You two are ridiculous.
6545927
No her grammar was awkward. That may be "correct" but it isn't.
Also, I'm not saying she can't have an opinion, but if she's going to say that it's bad, then help the author to improve by posting some commentary explaining why it is bad. Leaving a "it's bad" does nothing but sound like a drive-by shooting.
She hates FLW. I don't think that was a wise decision.