Ozzy Shore, one of the first human settlers in Equestria, starts his new life as Fleur de Lis' new secretary. How will he handle difficult obstacles like his close-minded manager, and living under Canterlot's uptight, social norms?
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'Spose I'll sign, although I'd rather Foxy run them out of Equestria than them be sent to the moon.
Discord Kantus
Gonna have to sign that petition...
Still, Foxy all the way.
STUFF THEM INTO MECHATRONIC BEARS!
They can't run from Foxy
Count me for the petition, though I am I prefer much more pleasing punishments than what running them out of Equestria or Mooning them. I am someone who would want to see them destroyed in every possible way. While Solar Flare might possibly no longer have an acting career after what he did. he still needs more punishment. I figure disfigurement of his face somehow without getting in trouble would be the best for him because no mare would want a face that was worse than Two-Faces. As for Puff Tie? His career needs to be so completely destroyed that it never recovers and ponies view his designs for being tied to him with such discuss they are all destroyed and no one in Equestria, or any other nation in their world would ever want him as a designer ever again.
The Ominous Brony, who 9 out of 10 times is nothing like the Ominous thing somepony mentions in their fics..
You know what I have noticed? Almost ever human in equestria story has the main human character almost always have a crappy family life. Why is that?
You really know how to make chapters fast
Love the story so far. Really nicely written.
I get all happy every time you post a chapter
Destroy nearly everything they have ever loved!
...I'd much prefer a method of disposal involving a serrated knife and lemon juice,But I'll sign
Ninjahzzzz(zz(zzzzzz(...z)))
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That is pretty much what I said but with much more detail as it is obvious as to exactly what they love.
I say we castrate them.
And then shave them bald.
And then tar and feather them.
AND THEN THROW THEM IN THE BLOODY OCEAN ATTACHED TO ANVILS!
AND WE DO IT WITH NOTHING BUT RUSTY BOWIE KNIVES!
ESPECIALLY THE ANVIL ATTACHING!
No, the moon is too easy.... BANISH THEM TO THE SUN!!!!
Solare flare meets a smiling titan. #attack on titan.
I have my pitch fork at the ready!
-Kzer
Wow... This chapter.
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And plus!
Yes you are!
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
They're about to admit something special and they get FUCKING INTERRUPTED!
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i think something like this (god, what have i done, this was supposed to be short!!):
the three of them were walking back to the hotel after the interview when Fleur suddenly stopped walking "what happened?" she didn't say anything just stared ahead, i followed her glare and saw the reason, Solar Flare was standing right ahead of her... even Shining didn't know what to say but i could see her eyes filled with murderess rage, even a nice hard pull of her tail won't stop her now "Shining, please stay calm, killing him won't solve nothing" her eye locked on me and i started to fear a little bit, this was bad, very bad, she hissed and talked to me without moving her mouth too much, still gritting her teeth "i know killing him won't do good, but it might make me feel better" i had to act fast not wanting seeing her in jail. Solar approached Fleur, and with a low voice started talking "Fleur, i know i messed up, really messed up. and i'm sorry i did what i did back then i wasn't myself and drank too much for my own good, i know this won't solve anything but i still have to say it, i still love you" Fleur's eyes turned into dots her eyebrow started to twitch, i think Fleur is going to be the one to kill him, but then "For Celestias sake Solar, i got over you years ago, i won't forgive you now nor ever but i moved on, i have a real stallion now, only now i can see how pathetic you were back then, blame it on youthful love and a crush" he looked puzzled "you don't have any stallion in your life, i would have read it in the papers if it was true, the only thing that was in it was how this hairless ape saved you and started working for you" Fleur mouth became a smirk, Solar shook his head "you'r liying, just trying to act all high and mighty, there is now way your with this ape" at this she turned to me, and then back to Solar, "he's hundred times more stallion then you are, and he kisses a lot better too" no she looked at me again and with her magic pulled me in into the hottest most passionate kiss i had ever had in my short life, god have mercy this mare is just too much, after she backed a bit i was still in shock and didn't move, she looked at him "trust me Solar, this 'ape' is more stallion then you are" at this she just walked passed him pulling me behind her with her magic, shining started to walk too but couldn't go pass Solar, she went to him and with a scary face shouted at him "AND THIS IS FOR BOTH OUR LIVE'S YOU'VE RUINED" with that she pulled her leg back and then slammed him with all her earth pony might right in the balls, i could see him actually going up into the air, i could feel the pain (all man know this pain ) shining soon followed us, leaving Solar on the floor crying as a foal while grabbing his groin.
dame, i should write a story... this comment was meant to me short... not a mini chapter for a fic
Shining and Fleur cockblocked each other after getting out of the shower.
Instead of saying what I really think should happened to them (this fic would need a dark tag, x10) I'll just say: send their asses to the moon!
Tommorow morning; Oz wakes up sandwiched in between Fleur and Shining I'm their bed. With his hands on Fleur's ass and Shining's breast.
4910929 I've only found two. This and one that had a latin name or something. I don't know what HIE you are talking about but try one's like Just horsing around by Darkness Shade or Living and Dying in Equestria by TwilightsmyMare or My new life in Equestria by HazeShift.
Three good HIEs with the MC having a normal family life before entering Equestria by whatever means.
I'm signing.
Dunnie_172
Great chapter BTW. Loving the story
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AMEN FOR THAT BROTHER!!!!!
Those two ponies are beginning to circle their prey...
The mokn is to nice for them I say fillet themmwith a rusty dull knife
soulknight13
I'll sign, if it happens make them be shot to the m oon from a cannon not tereprorted.
Yes, let Foxy take care of them ass clowns, I am sure these ponies have machines already, let em at it.
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Impale their bungholes with spikes... Wrapped in sandpaper... And barbed wire.
Maybe tape rabid rabies-infected hedgehogs to their nipples, just for good measure.
- The goddess of darkness, Medusa, has spoken.
4910929 it makes them more interesting.
Just think for a minute. Who would you rather read about: a human with An interesting backstory, or a human with no backstory at all?
4911360 Hmm good point but it still somewhat bothers me.
This chapter was very emotive. Shining and Fleur had quite a traumatic experience with their boyfriends. Still, it was nice to see Oz getting along with them and to see the girls starting to develop romantic affection towards him.
4911376 well it is becoming a cliché these days so that could be a reason why you see them so much.
This case is different because the traumatic past actually has a meaning in this story, and isn't Just a pointless effort to make the main human more relatable.
Shining:
I see what you did there...
Whitepony44
They will die by my hands now hahahahahahaha!!!
Nah. I don't condone killing anyone, even criminals. (Ha! If you were to read one of my unpublished stories, you'd call me a hypocrite.) Life without parole is fine.
Anyway, one of the ways I determine how much I like a story and how invested I am in a character is how often I take a break from the reading to voice my inner thoughts as though I were the character himself. It took me an hour to read this chapter. That's a good thing.
If her ovaries are still there, can't she have a test-tube baby? Just have the kid with a surugate or something? Maybe get an artificial uterus? Hell, with magic its possible.
I prefer using a cannon for a send off for Solar Flare but Puff Tie should just get sent to plot pounding jail... See how straight he walks after.
Lavram
The only issue I have is with Solar Flare.
He only got 8 years for attempted murder and maiming someone and then got let out early for good behavior.
How lax is Equestrias legal system
make it the sun and we have a deal nothing more satisfying then a guy you hate, burning to death
Well now we only need to think of Robert, do you think he kill him? if he was such a dick maybe that is the big trauma he is having
That was some DEEP shit that was spilled right then... wow Nice Work...
So much drama this chapter.
Very interested in how Luna might assist with Oz's nightmares.
I would like to sign the petition the the United Government of Equestria which reads as follows; Upon the signatures of at least 10000 individuals of either Human or Equine origins, the Princess's of the United Government of Equestria, going by the names of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, shall act upon the removal of the following ponies from Equestria to the land of exile known as; The Moon; Solar Flare, and Puff Tie.
Ranak
OK I want solar flares head on a pike now or at least tries to stab fleur but is knocked out of the way by Oz through a window only to end up impailed by his balls on a flag pole only for puff tie to redeem himself by doing what he dose to everyone else...
Metaphorically taking a dump on them and walking away with a laugh.
Puff tie Is bad but at least if he did that he would be a villian could see as funny for well being so full of himself that he notices a man dieing and just insults them.
4912527 Oh? What did you have in mind?
I'll sign as well. As for the issue with MC having tragic back stories: if you've got a character that has everything, why would he want for anything? If he's got nothing, then he's something to shoot for.
4911757 Equestria lacks in security (Except Canterlot). For example, does Ponyville even have a police department?
That one moment when i thouth she going to ask and then its gone
I don't know 'bout the whole "complete monster" thing that was going on with that stallion. Just doesn't seem very Equestria to me. Still, competent writing all around.
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Eh, I think at minimum Shining will be with Ozzy as there's no worries about pregnancy and whether it's possible for a human or not. Plus the kinky tail thing. I'm just curious if there will be a change of opinion from earlier about being monogamous which would lead to adding Fleur to said relationship.
I, Gazpacho, sign this petition.
Gazpacho.
4912827 You haven't seen it advertised anywhere because it's too awesome to be shown on t.v., and if you haven't seen it yet, than you are missing out big time buddy.