Ozzy Shore, one of the first human settlers in Equestria, starts his new life as Fleur de Lis' new secretary. How will he handle difficult obstacles like his close-minded manager, and living under Canterlot's uptight, social norms?
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it was fun working on it.
good chapter
So obvious Mascara is in cahoots with Solar Fag.
I got to say that I find the crushes that Fleur and Shiny have on Oz to be funny and cute, especially Shining's enthusiasm with getting naked in front of Oz.
5053703 I think you meant how enthused she is in seeing Oz naked, not her being so.
So you've hit 20 chapters, and you're still not at the end of your tale. Can we see at least another 10 before the curtain falls?
I have to say this: how are they so stupid with what the lady from Vogue is doing. I can see it from a mile away that she doesn't want Fleur, she wants Ozzy. My guess is that there's going to be some type blackmail about Fleur to get into Ozzy's pants most likely if you're going the super villainous route or she just wants to make a pass at him or make a modeling offer. The photos of the set were obviously of him rather than Fleur. Wanting to see him alone? That's just icing on the obvious cake. I feel like Shining SHOULD be able to see exactly what's going on and prepare Ozzy, she's seemed to have enough common sense to figure it out even with other distractions.
Dear Dudler.
Anyone els seriously craving a chocolate sundae right now? Only me, ok then. Anyways, yes things seem to be building up to this big meeting with Vouge I'ma just leave this here.allmystery.de/i/t78166c_169361_-_animated_rainbow_dash_rape_time.gif
And Ozzy Shore everyone, get's flung to the wall and asks the assailant if her god dang massage was ok. Seriously he just makes me want to hug him and reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/puking_rainbows_gravity_falls.gif at the same time!
5053730 Please lord forgive me for saying this, but I suppose it goes back to the old saying, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. This is a big opportunity for Fleur, and yeah the request should have been a red flag, her mind is on what this will do for Fleur, rather then what they'll do to Ozzy. Or at least that's to cents in the matter.
Keep up the good work, Sincerely Yours, The Cake Devil.
5053722 At this point, it might just be so.
5053738 I prefer hot fudge myself. God how long has it been since I last had that?
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One for you, and one for me, consider it a thanks for the new editing job.
Calling it now, Ozzys gonna get stabbed by Solar. He wont like competition.
Daw! Super Awkwardness is adorable! This was a cute chapter. Cant wait for the next one!
5053778 *squeals*
I kind of feel like Flare might go after Oz now. Especially since Fleur mentioned him as if he were her coltfriend, and because he'll be alone tomorrow.
I'm fearing Mascara will black mailing him, into a date with her in exchange for Fleur dream to come true…nah! Mascara doesn't sound like a bad mare, maybe she will keep things professionally and tell the news and then tell Ozzy that she wish to had a date with him, because one or 2 reasons.
And ozzy fearing Fleur dream hanging from a balance agree on the condition that Fleur will had the job, that is what friends are for
Apparently these guys have never heard of this brand spanking new invention called the DOOR LOCK......
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Wouldn't SPD be more suited for that XP
I forsee Solar getting an ass kicking...
Know what would be funny? If he tried to randomly assault Ozzy while he was in town... Only to have blind luck move Ozzy in the rigth ways to avoid him, or other things/ponies get in the way, with Ozzy none the wiser.
This has to be my favorite chapter. But ouch man. Getting kick by a horse is no laughing matter, Ok I lie its pretty funny, but I actually knew someone who got kick by a horse and end up getting stitches on his head.
5053868 Good distraction! Now I was able to take their leftovers and got the number of a cute mare on the way down....wait, save Oz? From what? This is like a Tenchi Muyo moment here.
Could be that Solar Flare and Mascara have an agreement of sorts. I mean with the way Fleur talked about Ozzy, Solar Flare probably thinks they are an item, and therefore competition. So, he sets up a deal with Mascara to see Ozzy alone. Whether it is to gauge him, or to gouge him, we will see.
Of course this is all a theory, but it is odd timing that they would have Ozzy come to them.
I am EXTREMELY hopeful that both Puff Tie and Solar Flare die IN THE MOST HORRENDOUSLY PAINFUL WAY PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
Hmmm...
Which shall we implement? The Brazen Bull? The Colombian Necktie? The Blood Eagle?
I KNOW! THEY SHOULD BE IMMORTALIZED AND THEN BANISHED TO THE CENTER OF THE SUN!
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No, then there's a possibility (no matter how small) that they could come back and do this to someone else. I'm more of a fan of a quick double tap with a high caliber. No, it's not as painful; but it is much more Certain.
5054050 nuke'em
Great chapter
I have a feeling ozzy gonna a bodyguard this is a setup in the worst way ibhope the girks decide to follow him.
"Last coupletimes" a space unless you fixed it... just saying.
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Ooooh. Nice Choice. Season with one of the most badass Red Rangers IMO.
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Nah. About to attack Ozzy only for Bubbles to be RIGHT behind them.
And somewhere in the back of Ozzy's mind, the subconscious part that really realizes what is actually going on between him, Fleur, and Shining, there's a chant of "Harem, harem, harem, harem, harem, harem, harem, harem, harem!"
Hmm... during a misdirected SWAT action, Ozzy will have a flashbang go off directly behind his head. This will render him deaf (and/or unconscious) and thus unable to hear that final word. That's when we find out that Solar Flare is actually a convert agent who has spent years getting close to the legendary drug- and slave-trafficking Pink Widow of the underworld, Fleur de Lis. He wasn't a psycho boyfriend at all but rather an assassin in the employ of the crown. Shining, Fleur's personal bodyguard and enforcer, narrowly saved her employer's life that night. To keep the public in the dark as to the true nature of their beloved delicate lily of a celebrity, Celestia had Solar charged and convicted in public and then secretly moved to a hidden facility to report on everything he'd learned in person and bide his time while awaiting his "release" for good behavior.
And then the meteor hits.
Am I going to do this every freaking chapter from now, on? Yes. Yes I am.
Oh boy....
OZZY WITH FLEUR AND SHINING IN A HERD!!!
OZZY WITH FLEUR AND SHINING IN A HERD!!!
5054076 ...Personally I prefer the idea of some 12ga. Dragons breath rounds.
5054834 If we go with batman what about Azareal Batman?
5055613 Hm...Armored Dark knight version?
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5055620
Don't worry gents, I got this.
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Starting to sound like the "No Herding" agreement needs a renegotiation...
Good chapter ! But the way Oz reacted ... post traumatic stress disorder ... Ok, thing's got intersting.
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It could always be worse. One mare I helped care for always went with double barrel kicks for the privates when catching her for the vet. Fortunately she was a mini horse...
I always made sure I was never the one to handle her, kicks to the chest from full-size mares sucked enough...
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Tough choices. But look up "Rat Torture". That one's my favorite.
5055657 http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/2013/365dchouseads/0619-somedays.gif
This story is good story
5054968 lol i know, it kinda made me laugh too
Not so often.....
T_T
I love Shining and her crush. She just makes me laugh.
And would I be mistaken to assume that Mascara might be stalking our favorite secretary? Her request seems somewhat fishy...
They're both uncertain about what they should do with their feelings for Oz, I wonder if they're going to do that thing they talked mentioned when they want to talk about wanting the same guy but not be in a herd.
I can see tragic events abound coming after this chapter. (Namely Solar and Mascara. Even Puff might be in the running somewhere). Too bad neither of the mares in question seem to be interested in a harem/herd type thing otherwise there would be no disputes (or fewer of them anyway).
There is one small mistake: in one point of Fleur's part, when Ozzy spoke, it was told as though he were the POV character. (Specifically, where he is saying running into Solar was no accident)
5056980 It's especially suspicious considering that all the photos she asked for weren't the best shots of Fleur, but happened to feature Oz in the background.