The newly coronated Princess Twilight Sparkle discovers that the only reason she became royality was so that Princess Celestia could do merchandise of her.
But at least the action figures got a karate-action button.
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In the words of YGOTAS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NKnb_EcAmbY#t=127
I thought it was funny, seemed like it was building to something a little more but it was a nice spoof.
Twilight shall forever more now be the Princess of Action Figures!
Hreatest thing to EVER grace history of the internet ever.
Bottom line.
... Ever.
All Hail Princess Twilight! Royal Commander over All Action Figures!!!
. . . I think it's got a nice ring to it.
Karate chop action is cool, but does she come in glow in the dark?
Celestia: Princess Twilight Sparkle the Flamethrower! In stores now!
Twilight: What?
Meanwhile Ponyville is engulfed in flames...
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ARSONISTS! YAY!
RUN TWILIGHT RUN
I guess even Celestia can't resist the temptations of merchandising.
This is going to be added to the dismal abyss of my 'read later' list, but hopefully I'll get to it soon. One other thing, just so you can know in the future, 'coronated' is not a word. The correct word would be 'crowned'.
love the Gleeman Vox reference.
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Webster seems to think that it is.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/coronated
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Well it must be an American-only word, because I was always taught in school that it was not.
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yeah those fucking americans how dare they do things differently blarblarblarblarblar
A karate-chop Twilight action figure would sell out in seconds
This got a giggle out of me, nice li'l short parody of the toy-etic nature of the show.
Hmm, in amongst all those products was deodorant, cologne and breath mints. Is Celestia trying to say Twilight has a hygiene issue? I must say though, Princess Twilight Sparkle Energy Drink makes sense, for those all night study sessions!
4717462 I won't deny that. We love doing things different just to throw everybody else off.
For some reason i heard Celestia final phrases in my head in what one can call used car dealer voice, so fast it barely make sense....
Damn you Trollestia, DAMN YOU!
4717462 Yeah, well you knob instead of dick
4716784 Make that a fic!
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Well, people seem to be confused, I wasn't angry, nor was I saying 'america is dumb, blablahblah *insert american stereotype here*' I was just denoting my own confusion towards the use of the word 'coronated'. I just find it odd that a country who doesn't have royalty has their own word for something entirely royalty-specific.
And just so you know, I'm Canadian, not English.
4719644 Oh... hello border.
But does it blend?....
4720040 Yes, Huggles.
4716784 Somehow that feels natural...
4716321 Dat proffle pic doe!
ahahahahaha! That was fantastic! I can't stop laughing! Update soon!
4716484 What about chrome?
i haven't read this yet but this looks amazing
Hmm. I was kinda expecting more from this fic. Oh well...I guess that's what crack fics are for anyway...
Commercialestia
Princess Twilight Sparkle the Flame thrower! the kids love it.
Somehow this seems familiar...
Oh my, gosh, poor Twily! Haha, that's Hasbro for ya!
Make a Twilight, with missile launching action! Also, this story made me think of this caption. Trigger warning: NSFW humor.
Very funny, but very, very wrong
LOL, very funny.