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Dark Colt Sabata


Common ideas executed weirdly, if inspiration and motivation strikes.

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:applejackconfused: Um..........I don't know what to say about this And who is Vaati?

Welp, good story friend, but may I ask who this Vaati character is from?

4637962 Yep, and as stated in it the cap grants him any wishes he wants. So he's basically a crazier and serious Discord that knows how to use what he has properly. :pinkiecrazy:

4637958 Ok. But was it really necessary to insult Shining Armor for calling Twilight Twily? :fluttershysad: That was really mean.

4638086 :rainbowlaugh: Of course! But. Do you really have to just blow up the Crystal Empire? What's that going to do? Seen you did kill all the Crystal ponies.

4638119 The same could be said about Jack Noir. Besides, the point is being villainous is being evil. If you were a villiain with the powers of the magic cap, you sure as hell would abuse the hell out of it. :pinkiecrazy:

4638149 True. :applejackunsure: Anything else?

What are you going to do with the soul of the Princess and Prince you just killed at the Crystal Empire?

4638173 Who knows, Vaati did said that he can revive the dead, so maybe Shining and Cadence can come back later. Just wait and see. Literally anything can happen in this story. :pinkiecrazy:

This will be interesting, because there is now both Hero Vaati(the original, so no human. see Equestrian wind mage) and a LoHAV Vaati in Equestria who is all that and a bag of chips. What's next? Him conjuring up a heavy machine gun and having its ammunition be the souls of the former Crystal Empire ponies?

4638002 Oh shit... that's... that would be cool, if I had it, actually...

Faved. Keep up the good work you magnificent bastard.:rainbowlaugh:

I am somewhat freaked out by this.

...NoBoDy CaN eScApE tHe MiLeS...

...and now my little eldritch brain-sharing pal is quoting a Homestuck thing. Great. Well, whatever. This story holds potential. Though I can't help but feel as if the guy is channeling his inner Gamzee Makara here...



















:o) honk. HONK. :o)

4640874 That's because he is. :pinkiecrazy:

He's also channeling his inner Jack Noir, so you can imagine the infinite scenarios this story can take.

Is... Is this a parody of LoHAV? It doesn't mater. Just another tale in the hopper.

4641320

Ah, yes. I'm sure other such characters will be invoked later on, as well. And not just from Homestuck. Am I right, or am I wrong?

4642479 The most the Homestuck characters can possibly get is a mention or a cameo, but it is possible to bring in characters from other MLP fanfics and scenarios.

i thought he don´t wanted to kill them? and hmmmm...not sure what to think of it know, so sudden.


right now i always get the warning fraud page, because i think it is only my pc i want to make sure and ask if anyone else get it too.

4643981 At least he didn't destroyed an entire universe over a hat.

4645091 well i like Vaati, maybe i just give the next few chapters a new chance:twilightsmile:

You genius bastard!!!:ajbemused:
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

So a Vaati cosplayer is attempting a Ganondorf-level plan? You magnificent bastard!

4638002 So he's just a massive Mary Sue, then?

4816679 So are Fluttershy, Twilight and Discord.

4816703 Fluttershy has a singular power that can impose fear into a creature that she is making direct eye contact with. That's no more Sue-ish than the fact that another pony can break the sound barrier without tearing the flesh from her body.

Twilight was already established right from the get-go as one of the most powerful unicorns in Equestria. That being said, she was unable to practice magic because of a plant, had difficulty levitating several animals at once in a continuous pattern, and was beaten by changelings.

Discord clearly does not have the power to do everything. If he did, he could have broken out of his statue at any time. The moment he was free, he could have made Celestia, Luna, and the physical elements vanish. He could not.

When the bearers came to confront him the first time, what did he do? He set them against themselves within a maze. He could have killed them, banished them, etc. Why doesn't he? Because it fits his character as the GOD of Chaos.

You have some human who put on a hat and literally gain the power to do anything forever with no way of ever stopping them, no way for them to ever face a challenge or grow as a character.

"What? A quest to go and find an ancient cure of a strange disease plaguing the country? I wish the disease was gone forever! Yay!"

Or, in the case of LoHAVs, "What? I acted like a bored jerk to ponies a long time ago and that made me public enemy number one? Oh no, whatever shall I do with my literally infinite power? Oh, guess I'll go and act like a douche 'for teh lulz'".

4818439 It's called constructive criticism. Your story has a glaring problem (you know, other than being part of a dying and generally disliked trend), and it requires attention.

well new story looking forward to :rainbowkiss:

veery nice story so far

I have but two requests
PLEASE DON'T KILL TRIXIE OR CHRSALIS!!!! THEY ARE NEEDED FOR.......COMEDY..OR SEX..OR.......SHIT THAT IS ALL THERE GOOD FOR ISN'T IT?
uh.....screw it they could be his puppets.:pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

5308088 Nopony is dying, at least on this cycle they aren't :pinkiecrazy:

The most they will get is horribly beaten or in Sombra's case being horribly humiliated.

5447821 I didn't thought of that scene at the time, but thank you for making me laugh this day :rainbowlaugh:

You might want to fix that error in the description... Unless, you intentionally spelled "uncouncious" that way...

Keep it coming man. More of this I GOTTA see. :pinkiehappy:

I would assume it's over 9000!!!!!!:pinkiecrazy:

Hmmmm about 999999999999999999999999999 give or take a few nines.

the scale can not calculate how boned they are, vaati be owning everyone and he hasn't even revealed his other form, update soon

How much trouble, Mr. Pond? Out of 10?...11.

welp, there boned, let us all pay our respects to the end of ponies. :ajsleepy:

That isn't even his final form!

I was going to say 11, but that just seemed boring. So I'll say 256. Out of 10.

I'll say 7 with the elements 10taly screwed otherwise. Ps. More plz

2 to the power of 3...

i would say 10 to the 100th power

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