So, yeah... I was bored, my friend was bored, and I had a little free time. So I sat him down and had him tell a story about ponies... and he is NOT a brony... so this can only end so well... a few things you should know.
1. These are HIS exact words, not mine.
2. I take no credit and/or responsibility for this.
3. Don't hold this story against me, it isn't mine.
4. Any normal text is him talking. Any italics is me.
5. Go easy on him, he isn't a brony hater. He actually tolerates us very much so! He was just bored.
6. Don't down-vote unless you find the story offensive, please, and let me know why in the comments.
7. Nothing else needs to be said. Try not to throw up.
Tragedy tag for how tragic it is this story came into existence.
Chapters (3)
I'm... what...
This line. Right here. I applaud your friend's frankness on how to properly kill a pony, person, villain, hero, or other such creature/object deserving of death.
That and fart overload. Just light a match...
wow, that's funny.
Yes. And No. Buuuut....... You know what? I'm just going to say "Okay". You got an up vote from me!
Yay. That's my final word.
4496818 I know, right? He lacks... subtly.
4496864 Yay!
I'm not entirely sure what I just read. I'm also not sure how to respond to it. So I leave you with this.
[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc]
I didn't think it would be that bad!!
Eh, at least it was funny. Nice way to procrastinate on homework.
4496830 It is!
My brain hurts.
...Is that a good thing? I think it's a good thing.
4496830 Oh wait... you're Pen Brush!
4497018 No, we're both done with school... he started talking, so I sat him down and typed down what he said... it went something like this...
So... yeah... he was being stupid, I needed to write another story... it all worked out.
4497273
um...yes?
4497273 No, I was procrastinating. I still have one exam left that I really don't feel like studying for.
4497283 Sorry, I've just heard a lot about you.
4497284 Oh... well, I'm sure this was great waste of time, yes?
4497324 A wonderfully hilarious butchering of time. Yes, indeed.
You know, I was simply going to give a 'wat', but then I tried to read it a bit more thoroughly:
And now it makes just a bit more sense. I think. Maybe?
4497324
You may be thinking of Pen Stroke?... Because I haven't heard much about him (no offense to him).
*shrug*
4497324
Um...ok. I hope that's good? Could you tell me what you have heard?
4497328 Just wasted... gone without remorse, brutally murdered by the sickening blade of hilarity.
4497331 Yeah right? He surprised me with the super man reference.
And no, I've heard of both Pen Stroke and Pen Brush.
4497353
Maybe I need to joggle my mind a bit.
4497340
I am female.
4497350 It shall not be mourned.
4497359
... I should just start using 'they' to refer to people.
I have one of your stories on my Read Later apparently (and I may or may not recognize a few stories from you). So... definitely counts for something.
4497347 Yeah, yeah it's all good stuff. I can't remember exactly, but it was just general stuff, like 'good writer', 'good stories', ya know?
4497355 Hmm?
4497371 Not at all.
4497391
I...guess? I find this a bit odd for me. Usually I just write a reply once and awhile. I never usually get...well noticed like this. Its a bit odd, to be recognized by name.
4497393
I don't really think I deserve that much though.
That's nice of people to say
4497401 We shall revel in it!
4497407 Says the writer with over 12000 views on only 12 stories. I have, like 15, and not even 5000.
4497424
Most of those are for my pokemon story. Also, I have 15 stories up, and a little too much time on my hands.
Its because people like pokemon.
4497430 Huh... my computer bugged or something. It said you only had 12... oh well... still, you're a good author.
Better than me or *ahem* my friend...
4497439
Well, I am happy you think that. I honestly like a silly comedy story every now and then, so I think your friend did just fine.
Please keep this story here. This was hilarious. Even though you said your friend wasn't a brony hater, he must at least be a pony hater, because that was hilariously bad. We need more non-bronies writing stories for MLP.
I am actually going to add it to my favorites.
4497645 Don't worry, I'm keeping it here. I think I'll have him tell another story, what with all the likes this one is getting... my goodness.
4497448 Awesome!
Such a beautiful tale about death, tragedy and revenge. 8/10
4500611 It brought tears to my eyes as I typed it out... but whether they were from sorrow or joy, I couldn't tell.
4500611
And peeing on the government.
I think we can all agree that this is the best form of education since 'kink'.
4506137 Eeyup.
My reaction:
...What?
5060300 Remember, this wasn't my idea. This was my friends. I literally wrote it down as he spoke.
5060412 I know.
Your friend has one weird personality for story-writing.
5060885 Ha, you should here the conversations we have.
5061126 The pic for this story was my reaction to that.
It also pretty much summed up my final thoughts on this story.
5061222 Exactly why I picked it.
-slow clap-
5497101 I'm truly sorry my friend. I don't know what gave me the idea to do this.
5497381 there is no need to apologize for making one of the most entertaining things in history... You deserve a gold star!