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// Words Before The Story of a Lunatic 
// Story: Pony Place 
// by Silver Melodies 
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     This is the story of Pony Place, and it reaped vengeance upon the universe in many terrible ways. My name is Maaaaaa... BOB! Thing a Bob, to be exact. And I am NOT a brony, but I am not a brony hater. I wanted to give you all a gift that you'll remember for hopefully the rest of your lives and tell your children about this and I get paid because I publish this. Whenever you get the urge to kill me, get in line, there are plenty of people waiting for that. But, I think the number one person who wants to kill me the most is Silver. 

Hehehe

And whenever you hear the howl of a horse, the squeal of a snake, and the moo of a frog, and hear a loud fart and two gunshots, you may very well be the next victim, even though you are no pony.

 [insert scary music]