• Published 4th Jun 2014
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Pony Place - Silver Melodies



My friend sits down and tells a story. These are his exact words....

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Last Apologies

So, my friend made this. I literally sat him down and told him to speak and I typed out what he said. Everything you just read were his exact words, save a little pampering. I had no idea what he was going to say, and I claim NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS!!!

So, yeah... please forgive me, he lives nearby if you want to start an angry mob and kill him and stick him on a stake and pee on him.

Thank you.

Have a wonderful day.

Comments ( 53 )

wow, that's funny. :rainbowkiss:

Yay. That's my final word.

4496818 I know, right? He lacks... subtly.

4496864 Yay!

I'm not entirely sure what I just read. I'm also not sure how to respond to it. So I leave you with this.

[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc]

I didn't think it would be that bad!!:raritydespair::raritycry:


Eh, at least it was funny. Nice way to procrastinate on homework.

My brain hurts.

...Is that a good thing? I think it's a good thing.

4496830 Oh wait... you're Pen Brush!

4497018 No, we're both done with school... he started talking, so I sat him down and typed down what he said... it went something like this...

If I was telling a pony story, it would go something like this... "Blah Blah Blah Blah..."

Wait, I'm gonna write this down!

So... yeah... he was being stupid, I needed to write another story... it all worked out.

4497273 No, I was procrastinating. I still have one exam left that I really don't feel like studying for.

4497283 Sorry, I've just heard a lot about you. :twilightblush:

4497284 Oh... well, I'm sure this was great waste of time, yes?

4497324 A wonderfully hilarious butchering of time. Yes, indeed.

4497324
You may be thinking of Pen Stroke?... Because I haven't heard much about him (no offense to him).

*shrug*

4497324
Um...ok. I hope that's good? Could you tell me what you have heard?

4497328 Just wasted... gone without remorse, brutally murdered by the sickening blade of hilarity.

4497331 Yeah right? He surprised me with the super man reference.

And no, I've heard of both Pen Stroke and Pen Brush.

4497353
Maybe I need to joggle my mind a bit.

4497350 It shall not be mourned.

4497359
... I should just start using 'they' to refer to people.

I have one of your stories on my Read Later apparently (and I may or may not recognize a few stories from you). So... definitely counts for something. :derpytongue2:

4497347 Yeah, yeah it's all good stuff. I can't remember exactly, but it was just general stuff, like 'good writer', 'good stories', ya know?

4497391
I...guess? I find this a bit odd for me. Usually I just write a reply once and awhile. I never usually get...well noticed like this. Its a bit odd, to be recognized by name.

4497393
That's nice of people to say:twilightsheepish: I don't really think I deserve that much though.

4497407 Says the writer with over 12000 views on only 12 stories. I have, like 15, and not even 5000.

4497424
Its because people like pokemon. :ajbemused: Most of those are for my pokemon story. Also, I have 15 stories up, and a little too much time on my hands.

4497430 Huh... my computer bugged or something. It said you only had 12... oh well... still, you're a good author. :raritywink:

Better than me or *ahem* my friend...

4497439
Well, I am happy you think that. I honestly like a silly comedy story every now and then, so I think your friend did just fine.

4497645 Don't worry, I'm keeping it here. I think I'll have him tell another story, what with all the likes this one is getting... my goodness.

Such a beautiful tale about death, tragedy and revenge. 8/10

4500611 It brought tears to my eyes as I typed it out... but whether they were from sorrow or joy, I couldn't tell.

4500611
And peeing on the government.

I think we can all agree that this is the best form of education since 'kink'.

My reaction:

...What?:unsuresweetie:

5060300 Remember, this wasn't my idea. This was my friends. I literally wrote it down as he spoke.

5060412 I know.
Your friend has one weird personality for story-writing.

5060885 Ha, you should here the conversations we have.

5061126 The pic for this story was my reaction to that.
It also pretty much summed up my final thoughts on this story.

5061222 Exactly why I picked it. :twilightoops:

-slow clap-

5497101 I'm truly sorry my friend. I don't know what gave me the idea to do this.

5497381 there is no need to apologize for making one of the most entertaining things in history... You deserve a gold star!

5497640 :rainbowlaugh:

Remember, I didn't come up with the story, I just wrote it down. All credit, be it good or bad, goes to my friend for the ideas.

5497739 yeah, i sorta heard you ash that in the story.
This was a very fun read still.

5497781 Did you like the story too? :twilightsmile:

5513286 I'd go with both, just to be safe

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