The land of Equestria cried out for a hero and that cry was answered by the birth of Killstorm Deathhoof, the awesome alicorn.
This is the greatest tale ever told in the history of fanfiction, about the greatest alicorn ever born, who is totally cooler than all the other ones and original to boot, because he's all dramatic and edgy and stuff. Other alicorns are nothing compared to Killstorm, being unworthy of even licking his horseshoes.
Don't believe me? Read on and see for yourself.
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Every alicorn OC story ever, summed up in less than 1,500 words
Good show!
You sir get thumbs up because it made me giggle. I don't usually go in for this kind of story but I figured what the hell and was pleasantly surprised.
Alicorn stories summed up in this. Awesome
Bwahaahaa, this was absurdly amazing and dramatically edgy with it's dramatic edginess.
This is the best story I have ever read. Words cannot describe its deep, thoughtful plot, its sensitive romance and impeccable grammar. Not to mention the tasteful dark elements and dramatic edginess.
I've read better trollfics
Pfft. Who needs an alicorn oc?
When you can have a LIGHTNING ALICORN OC IS TOTALLY EDGY!
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BUT HE'S A TOTALLY AWESOME ALICORN!
MADE OF LIGHTNING!
LIGHTNING, MAN!
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He could never win a fight against Star Shadow Thunder! He's black, red, AND yellow! Like the Coral snake!
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Yes, but is he made of lightning and all edgy and stuff?
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Yeah he's edgy! His parents beat him with sticks!
He's made out of awesome
Hah! this made me smile and sigh.
Have an up and fave!
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Always wanted to do a trollfic.
Not edgy enuf.
"As a foal, Killstorm was different from the others, because he was an alicorn.
Made of lightning." - You made me almost drown in my own energy drink with that... My mind was thinking "meh" and that lines just caught me totaly off guard xD
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I agree, this needs that one little thing to push it over the edge of the edgiest edge of the history of all edges! And that one thing ,without a single doubt in my mind, is
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Yours Truly. The Cake Devil.
"I'm gonna kill you until I've killed you."
Killstorm Deathhoof ~ 2014
10/10
Like Skyrim with Alicorns
-Machinima
11/10
It sucked
-IGN
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Like Skyrim with alicorns made out of lightning, bitch.
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10/10
Like Skyrim with comments
-Kotaku
Oh, yes....because every Alicorn OC is a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.
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Enough are that it's practically a trope.
The concept of a troll story is new and frightening to you, isn't it?
4650600 I knew it was a troll story from the start, since I found it in the group. And, I have written quite a few troll fics, but none of them make fun of Alicorns.
I'm doing reseach to write my own trollfic and this helped a lot. And it was hilarious :D
At first I was like:
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Then I was like:
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Then lastly, I was like:
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But seriously I LOL'D so hard.
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Only one thing could make this better.
Another alicorn...
Made of Lava...
Named Heatwave Volcano...
Who had sex...
With Killstorm's mom...
But then...
Later in the story...
They fall in love...
Have sex...
Destroy every dragon in existence...
Have sex again...
Rule equestria...
Have more sex...
But then, even more later than later...
They find out...
They are siblings...
...
...
...
And then have sex again...
SURPRISE PLOT TWIST NO ONE SAW CUMMING!!!
(hehe geddit?)
Before reading it, I was like:
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But then I was like:
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And in the end I was like:
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it was
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This is officially the most awesome thing on the internet