Hell of a birthday gift...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Mr101, happy birthday. This most important day when you were first pushed out of the womb. I hope you enjoyed today, and I really hope you get a little chuckle out of this fic. This is for you, man. I love ya

Also guys, follow him. He's a legit person and he deserves your attention. Why aren't you doing it? Like now... DO IT! HE DESERVES IT!

Needs AU tag.

... Why do you have to make me wait? I have nothing to say about the spelling or grammar probably what was happening in the story was distracting me.

Well this sure is some sexy idea...
You do know her plan will backfire sometime soon, especially when we leave Dusk as last and use the dictionary on her by the word maid. Where I would gladly see some action, cock blocked from the five and Dusk being the only capable one to outwit her in her ploy of fun and teasing to end in hot sex between the two magically powerful beings.

This writing is good, the concept is good, keep writing.

Please do continue =)

Interest=Piqued

*Squeeing intensifies*
ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou

I'm... I'm impressed. Legitimately impressed. An Eris fic; an honest-to-god Eris fic; that doesn't suck. I never thought I'd see the day. You wrote Eris in character perfectly! My jaw is practically on the floor over that. I've read just about every Eris fic on this site (being the gigantic Erisfan I am), and not one has felt right, save maybe one other story. Huge congrats to you.

Also, you have the distinction of being the very first story on this site I've favorited ever. Enjoy that, or don't, either way, I'm easy. I most definitely will be following this story to it's conclusion (which hopefully comes as Eris stories seem to have a habit of petering out before they end).

“Oh, Butterscotch,” she moaned. “Your cock is all over me!”

Cue impossibly loud laughter that wakes up the household.
Holy shit I lost it here, I can't believe that just happened. How did I not see that coming??

From the moment I saw discord in a maid outfit in the season 4 premiere I knew someone would make a story like this.
Good story, please do continue. :P

...Does she do windows?

There are a bunch of small mistakes... like, say, Eris putting away her feather duster twice in a row or picking up a beaver who right afterwards is described as a squirrel.
Guess it's what happens when one writes about chaos.

Watch and favorite for the idea alone! I'll read it when I have time this weekend.

3934174 I got to agree, I just didn't know what came over her! One moment she's frolicking about, then she's talking about his cocks (The chickens.) and the next she's totally coming onto him!

Save Dusk Shine for last.

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The first one is a bit difficult to explain, but the second one. ("picking up a beaver who right afterwards is described as a squirrel.") is easy enough. It's a goddess of chaos, so changing one thing into another shouldn't be difficult. I mean, Twilight did it with those bunnies she turned into horses.

that’s not much to say when dealing with a hungry creaton.

*cretin

I’m going to go see how the chickens are doing in the cook,

I'm going to wager on "Tasty."

I’ve already filled the other places.”

Did she take classes on concealment from Captain Jack Harkness?

Personally, I vote for Cloud Kicker, because she'd probably have a blast and give as much teasing back.

3935854 ....I agree with the CC idea...Also,My god,My fucking everything hurts from laughing at the harkness line..........Still....How DID he fit that where i can assume it was?.....It don't seems comfortable

I guess you can say... you've been cock blocked.

YOU BASTARD!!! YOU JUST HAD TO GO WITH THE PUN!

I guess you can say... you've been cock blocked.

YOU BASTARD!!! YOU JUST HAD TO GO WITH THE PUN!

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This.

DAMMMMMIIIIIITTTTTTTTT FUCKEN CENSERS

3937083 THEY ARE FEMALE

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Yeah, but this story is supposedly R63.

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Can you like me to the other one? I love Eris when the author does a good job.

And this story...yeas. That is all.

I can't tell. Is this clop?

Could you change the image source link to something more useful?

e.g. http://atryl.deviantart.com/art/I-Don-t-Do-Windows-415995910

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I could do that, I guess, sure.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72650/living-the-good-life

There's another fella I know that writes a mean Eris, but he doesn't write for FIMfic.

Dear author,
I hate you
Please make more
~ShagDragon

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Hey thanks man!

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Because Applejack is Applejack, even Rule 63. Look it up. It's the truth. It's a stupid truth, but what are you going to do?

That moment when the narrator becomes self-aware.

Much personality
So narrate
Such funny

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could you please just
like
let that meme die
it hurts my brain

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Much agree
So right
Such smart

Okay I'm done

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Make up a new truth?

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Jack is a Neutral name. Sam, Sasha, Alex, and René too

since he is the male version of fluttershy he has to have like the biggest dick right?

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This story remind me of a r63 version of these pics:
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And you sir got my fav.
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Oooh would octavia do nicely? I would think that would be funny, a proper stallion version alwasys getting interupted trying to focus. Yeah, anyways funny chapter keep it up.

I'm curious. How much did Eris threaten or pay you to stay silent? Given how discriptive fics can get, it must have been a lot.

Rainbow Blitz must be next.

Make it Blitz, he should be next.

Rainbow Blitz.

I vote Blitz.

SKEEEETERRRR

plz keep making chapters this is really great.

Soooo i'm guessing that this story is dead?

Probably not dead I have a story on my favs that went a year without an update, so just putting that out there, never give up hope.

EDIT: This long, and the author gone this long, probably dead.