No! Don't delete it, it makes me chuckle and I don't like going to 4chan

A real shame if you remove it, every time there's an update it's almost always a guaranteed laugh for me. Oh well, I'mma have to DL this sucker before it goes away.

Edit: While it doesn't say so now, IIRC the rules previously stated that stories that were already posted would be allowed to stay even if they were against the submission rules. The example stories that they use to illustrate some of the rules have certainly been allowed to stay. If you're actually worried or something, you could always ask a one of the mods about it.

Maybe it's grandfathered in, but it's awesome anyways and always funny.

Maybe just a bit of editing to make it good or something?

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I don't even...

Still like it, just like the older ones. I'm surprised though - greentext stories are against the rules? On what grounds?

This doesn't feel 4chan enough needs more IWTCIRD

I am extremely afraid.