True, heart-stopping terror takes many forms:
Foul beasts roaming the dark who consume their victims, flesh and soul.
The object of one's affections finding a diary they weren't meant to.
Being tardy.
But until now, Equestria has not known the meaning of fear. The past's petty concerns and phobias mean nothing this day, for today, Equestria shall experience unimaginable horror. Today, Pinkie Pie becomes a unicorn.
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Also, good job with the doorknob line. I assume Spike's going off to the emergency letters cabinet.
Woo! Gimme.
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Well, time to see if you live up to your name.
1335716 Now that thought won't be entering my mind again for some while.
Despite how much you will disagree, this is good, humorous stuff. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find my sides.
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...Pinkie Pie with a horn?
...Welp, we're fucked.
First.....
"In a coincidence, the likes of...." I believe there should be a comma after those first three words, as I've set-up there.
And Second.......
I believe "....cake and frosting and batter...." should be "....cake, frosting, and batter...."
Well, this looks like it's building up to something interesting. I am intrigued, good sir!
I see what you did there.
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Twilight's horn is perfectly adequate. How dare you insinuate otherwise.
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Careful. You've no idea where we may end up and that picture could very well be related before this is over.
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You've already got sides, numbnuts.
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...Maybe.
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On your first correction, perhaps. I can't recall any examples of the phrase in writing at the moment to check, though. Your second correction was a conscious stylistic choice. It may very well be incorrect the way I have it, but I likes it that way. Is smoother. And really, referencing things outside of FiM canon? Who would do something so crass?
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Your intrigue is welcomed. It's really... there's gotta be a better word, but it's really fun to just cut loose and write again. For so, so, so long I've been pursuing a particular flavor of perfection that I'm just not reaching and as a consequence, I've gotten less written. This may not be what I was going for during those many bleak months, but gosh darn it I'm enjoying myself again and if other people are having a good time as well then I don't think I'm in the wrong.
...
But I've no idea what you think you see. I've done nothing shiftyeyesshiftyeyes.
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I've been trying to think of something clever to say to you, but I'm too tired to bother, so I'll just say that I'm glad to hear you're enjoying yourself! I think it's just as important for the author to like their work as it is that the audience likes it.
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Ah, a stylistic choice. I guess I hadn't thought of that. I suppose if it were not for such choices then every story would feel the same and have no real individual flavor as per it's writer. And truthfully, I agree. It was a smooth reading of the line regardless.
You don't know for how much of this I was expecting Twilights horn to go missing
So, basically, either Pinkie teleported into the kitchen or just plain phased through the door.
A unicorn named Pinkie? Yes, the apocalypse has come. I wonder if it was the result of yesterday's disaster? She did mention that she was using magical ingredients and methods.
There was once an episode of a show called 'The Dinosaurs' where the baby ate a whole bag of sugar and the stuff extruded out of his body as a unicorn horn. I wonder if that's what happened here: Pinkie has overloaded her system with sugar and her lymphatic system, in a last ditch attempt to stop a diabetic coma, has started sweating the stuff out to form a kind of sugar-stalactite that looks a lot like a unicorn's horn.
Of course, even in the event of such an explanation, that isn't going to stop Twilight having a panic attack. I hope Spike has gone to send a "Dear Princess Celestia, Please come quickly; Twilight has that expression on her face again!"
1336389 Didn't that show end with the apocalypse and the horrible freezing death of all the characters?
What'll happen first: will Pinkie make a mess of things with her magic, or will Twilight become a candidate for a straitjacket, magical inhibitor, and a padded room in the closest mental institution?
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Oh hey, you're right.
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Everyone loves magical Pinkie, 'cause the tricks that she does are ever so... hmm...
Eh, the point stands. Definitely looking forward to more, especially if Pinkie sprouts wings to go with her new extra-large hood ornament.
Does Equestria count as another planet? If so, Twilight just broke the law.
>Obligatory 'MOAR' Comment.
Rocky Reference
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It's one thing for Pinkie to be a Unicorn, but Pinkie being aware that's she's a Unicorn?
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Good going, Rainbow.
TWILIGHT! RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!
...Oh, wait... there's nowhere far enough. Even we the audience probably arent safe...
Impending epic magical ass-kicking!
Insane Twilight ass kicking approaching
Oh and Random pic activate
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Maybe there'll be an epic beatdown now...
That, or Twilight starts crying.
This line right here? I honestly laughed out loud. Truly the perfect reference for that point in the story!
Dammit, Worsty. There are no words to describe what I am feeling. NO WORDS.
I think, like, my prefrontal cortex blue screened. I think. If it did blue screen, I probably wouldn't be cognizant enough to realize it.
Um.
Yeah. Up-vote? Up-vote.
But what was the deal with the doorknob?
1818403 *Rests a hand on your shoulder and shakes head grimly* Don't go down that road my friend...It leads to special eyes.
... I LIKED it when it was serious and funny at the same time. Nothing could be funnier that the party-pony winning and making everyone wear partyhats all the time.
Welcome to PartyVille, llast stop to Cakerlot.
Eh, the ending was more random than comedy anyways.
Then again, Pinkie pie.
I honestly have no words for what I just read....... Did I even read it right? I'm so confused and I can't stop laughing so its hard to think. I now know how Twilight felt.
Short Skirts and Explosions you say?
That's the best line I've read, ever.
This story is best read backwards.
The mind-numbing terror has been doubled!
I was going to comment on how many of them are probably caused by Twilight, herself, but, darn it, the story beat me to it.
I TOLD you not to cross the streams!
I'd ask 'what?', but then Pinkie would yell at me again. The end of it was dangerously meta, but it worked out okay.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaa Na na Na Naaa Na naaaaa Na na Katmari Damacyyyyyyyyy