Somewhere outside of Canterlot in the hills, a noble was doing some construction with a work crew, excavating the sight to discover a probable water source that could raise funding for the budget in Canterlot. He was told not to come here by the Princess but he ignored her.
"Hmff, that Celestia doesn't know what's she talking about, with this new river coursing through the towns outside Canterlot will be able to raise funding and everypony will be happy. When this is all over Celestia will be proud." the noble said to himself as he watched his workers shuffling out piles after piles of huge mounds of dirt out the pit they've been working all day on.
The workers worked nonstop pulling wagons of dirt and rubble out the pit and kept digging deeper down into the earth for the water source, suddenly one of the workers felt he hit something with his shovel, putting down the shovel he started digging with his hooves until he uncover a vase.
"Hey boss, I think I found something!" the worker said holding up the vase.
The noble walked toward the worker pony and took the base examining it. "Hmm, this seems to be something that belong to Celestia." he replied looking at the symbols on it and Celestia's own Cutie mark on the front the noble smirked. "Maybe there's gold in it?!"
"You really think there's gold in there?" said another worker watching the noble trying to open the top of the locked vase.
"I don't know...only one way to find out!" he grunted as he pulled the top of the lid with all his might with his magic.
"Here let me help." the other worker said, the noble hoofed him the vase and with one fell swoop he threw it into the ground shattering it to pieces, the noble was shock and he looked up at the worker.
"What the hay!"
"What's wrong, it's opened isn't it?"
"Yeah. but you could've damaged what's inside!"
"Whatever...hey what's going on here?"
Everypony looked down where he was pointing at the broken vase that seemed to be seeping with some sort of dark energy. They all watched as the dark energy rose into the sky and circled above their heads. Suddenly the darkness pulled together into turning into a shadow figure.
The darkness started to grow wings and a horn started the grow In the middle. A tall and slender body started to form, his fur pure black, darker then night and his Cutie mark appeared on his flank that looked like a swirling vortex of nothing a black hole, opening his eyes that where all black filled with nothing he looked down at the ponies below.
Floating down to the ponies he landed right in front of the noblepony who was now a bit scared. "W-who are you?" the noble asked nervously.
"I am called by many names, but you mortals may call me Darkness, for I am darkness itself all eternal and powerful, bringer of Darkness, ruler and destroyer of worlds. I have defeated many powerful enemies, all fear me, all worship or be destroyed by me! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE DARKNESS!" Darkness screamed with a voice similar to that of the royal pony sister voice he laughed as lightning and thunder clashed threw the sky.
The noble winced and lowered to the ground in fear."W-what do you want?!"
Darkness stopped laughing and looked down at the noble."I want revenge, Celestia trapped me in that jar for a thousand years preventing me from doing my evil plan and cover the world in darkness with my love. Now that I'm free I will go and destroy her, take my love and create darkness that shall last forever and together we will rule!"
"Oh yeah? That's not happening on my watch!" said the worker and along with the other worker ponies they all charged at Darkness with shovels and pic axes.
Darkness only smirked. "You actually think you mortal can stop me?! Fools!" he said then with a glow of his horn shadows rose from the ground and stroke at the workers enveloping them in darkness when the shadows disappeared the workers were shivering like they just saw all hell itself.
The noble looked at his workers then at Darkness who walked towards him and he coward to his knee's in fear. "Please don't want to die! Please let me live!"
Darkness stopped in front of him and scuffed. "You cower like a sniffling foal, fine I wont kill you but..." with a glow of his horn the noble was soon covered in darkness like his men and when it went away he looked different like a zombie. "You will become my slave and take me to Celestia understand?"
The zombie noble nodded, "Good now take me to your Princess!"
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At Canterlot Castle therewas a big party in honor of Nightmare Night everypony wearing a costume and having a good time, the Elements of harmony were there to also enjoy the party along with their foals.
"Wow evewypony wooks like their actuawwy having fun." Rainbow said on Fluttershy's back watching everypony in the actually having fun, thinking about the last party at Canterlot they went to.
Twilight nodded. "Yeah, the Princess let Pinkie arrange this party and she made it fun for everypony," she said then giggled. "although some of the nobles wasn't interested in Pinkie's type of fun and skipped out."
Applejack shook her head. "Well there just going to have to miss out, will gonna have a whole lot of fun."
"I quiet agree Applejack." Celestia agreed walking up to the mares and her sister. "How was your Nightmare Night this year,sister?"
"It was most wonderful Sister, we got to dunk a whole bunch of ponies this year in the diving pit and thy won the moon pie eating contest." Luna replied holding up her trophy as proof.
"Well that sounds splendid, did you foals have a good time too?"
All the foals nodded. "Yes we did Cewestia, where is Bwueblood?" Nightmare asked.
Celestia smiled. "When you two left and the party started I put Blueblood in the kids area where you and the others can go play." she said pointing a hoof at the other side of the room where they could see party streamers and a small table filled with goodies and other things.
Rainbow and Lightning looked at Fluttershy excitedly and already knowing what they where going to ask, she giggled. "Okay girls you can go play but be sure to stay there where I can see you and don't eat too much or you'll get a tummy ache." Fluttershy said.
Jumping of their mother's back the cyan foals crawled over to the kids area, their other friends close behind them.
Celestia watched them then looked at the Elements and her sister. "Alright let's not let them have all the fun, come my little ponies it is time to party!"
Everypony went into the crowd starting conversation with ponies who where there, some of them actually pretty familiar.
"So how's the music business, Octavia?" Rarity asked the cellist who was wearing a wolf costume, who was there for entertainment.
Octavia smiled. "Quite well thank you, I'm making plenty of bits and having a good life."
"And...your roommate?"
"Oh she's over there." Octavia replied pointing to her partner for the night, Vinyl Scratch playing desk her music booming out the speakers playing classical music that fits hers. "I managed to get her to play something classy but sometimes I can't control how crazy she get...sometimes I think she a little filly."
Twilight was walking through the crowd till suddenly she bumped into somepony, "Oh sorry sir, I didn't..." she paused when she realized who she was talking to. "...Discord what are you wearing?"
Discord was wearing what looked like a school fillies outfit with a short skirt and top wearing a frilly bow, he had a head band around his head wearing a blond wig with long locks of hair tied in big tails.
Discord looks down at Twilight and smirks. "I am Sailor Moon and I...am here to punish you!" he said doing a pose at the end.
"Dude, please not here, you're already wearing the costume let's not mess up anypony else mind tonight." Kit retorted wearing a suit of armor the helmet in shape of a wolf with a unicorn horn and body armor.
Twilight raised a brow, "What are you Kit?"
"Oh I'm Zen-aku."
"Hmm well it looks like a great costume, so what brings you and Discord here? If you don't mind me asking."
"Well Luna invited us, and of course she warned us if we tried any tricks, we'd be stoned." Kit replied.
Twilight sighed in relief. "Well at least I won't worry about you two...but why his he wearing that?"
"You're just jealous cause I'm pretty." Discord retorted crossing his arms.
Celestia watched as her little ponies danced the night away along with her sister, suddenly all the lights went out and everypony gasped.
"Well, this is an interesting party, MWAHAHAHA!"
Celestia's eyes grew. "Oh no, not him, it can't be!"
Then something started moving above, looking up they all saw as darkness started to circle around till in a flash of light the darkness busted leaving a tall dark Alicorn in its place.
Luna gasped. "DARKNESS, I THOUGHT MY SISTER DEFEATED YOU!!" she screamed uncontrollably in the royal canterlot voice.
Darkness dropped slowly to the ground and smiled and Luna. "My dear Luna how have you been these past years?"
"Fine, although it would have been better if half of it WASN'T SPENT IN THE MOON BECAUSE OF YOU!!" she screamed scowling at him.
Darkness just rolled his eyes. "Oh come now Luna I bet it wasn't that bad." he retorted then looking around the room he could see a table with a bunch of foals cowering behind it looking at one in particular, turning into shadows, Darkness quickly moved across the room and appeared in front the small table and picked up Nightmare with his magic. "So Is this your other half?"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!" Luna said, using her magic she took Nightmare and cradled her in her wings for protection.
Darkness looked at her surprised, he followed it with a grin and a chuckle. "Oh Luna, don't you mean our daughter, you know good and well I had a hoof in her birth."
"What is he tawking about, Woona?" Nightmare asked starting to worry.
Luna sighed. "Nightmare...remember when you where born from my anger at my sister and we tried to take over Equestria?...there's more to it."
"Yes there most certainly is more, you see Nightmare, Luna's anger wasn't enough to make you what you are now, she needed a little push and I helped her." Darkness explained coming closer to Luna who backed away. "I'll explain it all from the beginning, it all started when I proposed to Luna in marriage but she refused me."
"I could see why not," Discord retorted pointing at Darkness, "she wouldn't want to marry a-" he was cut of by Darkness shooting him with a beam of magic turning him to stone.
Kit's eyes grew wide, "Oh my goddess, he stoned Discord!"
"You bastard!" said one of the ponies in the back.
"Now as I was saying," Darkness said going back to the story, "after Luna refused my proposal I decided to go a different approach, I decided to force her to marry me by kidnapping her and we were just about to get married at the alter."
"Until I came in and ruined his plan," Celestia interrupted. "and I'll do it again if you don't stop now, Darkness!"
"Oh not this time, Celestia, for not only will I destroy you, but I will destroy you with your own precious PONIES!" he said, using his magic the room soon started to become dark again as dark shadows started to pour into the room.
The ponies watched the shadows came closer as they backed away. One of the shadow struck out at one of the nobles in the group enveloping him in shadows, when the shadows disappeared and he was visible again instead of a normal pony there laying on the floor was a Skeleton pony his bones see able for anypony to see just like his costume.
"I will turn all your ponies into what they wear and force them to destroy you Celestia!"
Ponies screamed as the shadows came at them and turned them one by one into monsters all of them becoming what they all wore.
Kit watched as the shadows came for him, just before they grabbed him he snapped his fingers then the shadows absorbed him along with Discord.
The foals watched as all the adults where grabbed and turned into monsters by the shadows. Rainbow gasped when she saw Fluttershy and the rest of the element were surrounded by the shadow and closing in. "MOMMY!"
Fluttershy looked at Rainbow and Lightning in fear before the shadows grabbed her and the rest of the mares, the foals watched as the shadows disappeared and they could see their mothers again, but instead of the ones they loved and cared about they were replaced by abominations from tartarus.
Flutterwitch, Count Twilight, Cat Rarity, Applejack the Scarecrow and Pinkie wolf, the foals felt like crying for there mommies turned monsters, Rainbow looked at Fluttershy for a long time tears flowing down her cheeks she was heart broken but most of all she was angry.
Wiping her tears away she turned around to the rest of the foals. "Hey awe we just going to sit hewe and watch as this goes on!" she yelled.
Trixie tried her best not to cry with no avail. "But Wainbow what are we gonna do?! We're just babies!"
"Who cawes if we just sit hewe? We're gonna get caught by those shadow things, come on wet's at least go down fighting!"
The foals still felt kinda scared, but nodded in agreement and got up about to move, suddenly ice started forming around them and the foals watched as the ice formed into a dome over their heads, Rainbow looked around until she saw Onyx outside the dome blowing at it with icy breath.
Rainbow runs to the wall of the dome and taps on it. "Hey Onyx what awe you doing!?" she yelled.
"I couldn't live with myself if anything happened to my fwiends, Wainbow, don't worry I'll handle this." I said turning to the approaching shadows.
"What awe you gonna do!?"
I squinted my eyes. "Someting cwazy." going into a fool out run I headed straight into the shadows. "I HOPE THIS WORKS!"
Darkness watched as his army of monsters were finally completed, the shadows were disappearing. He looked at Celestia who was stiff from shock, she flinched when she noticed he was looking at her. "Now my army, attack!" he said then the monsters started walking towards Celestia until Luna walked in front of them.
"No, I will not let you harm my sister!" Luna screamed with Nightmare safely on her back.
Darkness only scoffed and with a glow of his horn the shadows came back and surrounding Luna and forming a cage. She tried to use her magic against the bars but anything she tried the bars didn't even crack. "Don't bother, Luna, those bars are way stronger than you, but don't worry once I'm done with your sister, you and me and Nightmare will live happily together."
Nightmare snuggled into Luna's mane in fear and Luna rubbed her as she watched the monsters got closer and closer to Celestia Darkness hovering above them with a smirk. "Nopony can stop me!"
"I beg to differ."
Darkness looked to see the speaker only to be punched in the face and sent flying into the wall cracking the surface with his force. Opening his eyes he saw a Earth pony stallion with a white coat and a black mane flying above the ground wearing a strange red and blue outfit with a letter S on it.
"Did somepony call for a hero?"
Best South Park Reference Ever Bro.
Sailor Moon and Zen-Aku? Looks like someone's got some t.v. shows they watched as a child that no one knew they watched until now.
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You think MLP is the only show for little girls a guy liked and Power Rangers where always awesome.
3445433 Sailor Moon was pretty good, I didn't see it growing up but from what I can see the dub of it was decent, not as bad as dubs of other animes. And Wild Force always sticks out as a personal favorite, largely because the zords felt more life like as opposed to just being tools for the rangers to use when the situation called for them.
Super-Stallion to the rescue.
Nice South Park reference
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Your right Crystal shard does deserve some credit for this...one minute please.
Great chapter, and now for a bit of humor
(on the cutting room floor)
Scene before the party, where Kit first saw Discord’s costume.
Kit was sitting on the couch in his and Discord’s little chaos command post, as he smiled at the revenge he had unleashed on Diamond Tiara for stealing other foals candy bags. “I really hope that filly learns her lesson I’m starting to run out of Killer tomatoes.”
“Hey Kit you going to go to that party?” Discord asked as he walked up behind Kit.
“Yeah I just need to get ready and,… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!” Once Kit turned his head and looked at Discord he fell off the couch and stared at him with horror, he was dressed in the most terrifying image that would forever now be burned in Kit’s mind. “FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE ACCIENT SPIRITS BOTH GOOD AND EVIL WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?”
“My Costume.”
“Are you trying to scare ever living creature at that party for life?”
“Oh you just hate it because I make this look good.” Discord twirls around once. Getting Kit to let out a scream of pain as he covers his eyes.
“YOU'RE DRESSED AS A SAILOR SCOUT!”
Yay, go Super-Stallion. I hope your plan works.
And what none of you asked for a visual of sailor Discord
deviantart.com/art/Sailor-Discord-390678918
Discord: HEY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO!?
CS: Oh Super-stallion gave it to me.
Discord: Oh he is going to pay.
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Super-stallion: Hey I never gave him that photo he's lying.
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CS: who are you going to trust more, the one that helps write most of your discord tricks, or the one that mostly writes you getting caught?
Discord: turns to Super-stallion.) He has a point, what proof do I have that you didn't give him the photo to post?
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Super-stallion: Check my Mail box I have no links whatsoever to that picture and sending it to CS.
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Discord: Oh so i get permission to look at your computer?
Super-stallion: Yep
Discord: YOINK! (runs off carring Super-stallions computer.)
CS: please tell me that wasn't the master computer.
Super-stallion: yeah so, are you worried he'll have proof i didn't send you that image?
CS: no I'm worried he's going to look into the future chapters.
SS:
CS: yeah not the look i wanted to see, DISCORD!! (Runs after discord.) Give me back that computer.
Discord: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!
CS: oh crap (runs past super-stallion) WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THE MASTER COMPUTER!?
SS: I was trying to prove my innocence
Discord: BOTH OF YOU GET BACK HERE, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE MEANING OF THIS IS!!
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Just so you know I don't make future chapters on my computer there all kept in a secret place my head.
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CS: skids to a hault.) Wait then what is Discord yelling about.
Discord: this (hands CS, SS computer)
CS: I don't get it what am i (looks up at SS.) GOOD NIGHT EVERBODY
SS: HEY I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT ON MY COMPUTER!
CS: Like what? I was saying that because this shows the communications you and me have been having, and I think Discord demanding more about the origin of Kit.
Discord: That’s right, what’s this all about.
CS: What we had to come up with a name for your co-chaos partner.
Kit: Wait what’s that about me. (walks up and looks at the computer, then looks up at SS) DADDY!!!
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Kit: (Hugs his creater) Daddy you came to see me!
CS: Yeah that's exactly why I'm here...so how are you son?
SS: Hey can we leave the reunion for later.
Discord: Yeah and explain to me what's going on here!
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CS: Well you see when two or more people come up with an idea for a character, that character soon takes on a life of it's own, which is kind of why we some times loose control over what Kit does in the comment section.
Discord: NOT THAT!
CS: well what are you yelling about then?
Discord: someone care to explain why i'm stone, and going to be stone for a good portion of next chapter.
CS: Oh,... uh SS that one is all yours.
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SS: Discord tell me, if Darkness is turning ponies into what they whore to the party...do you really want everypony to look at Sailor Discord the whole chap?
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Discord: folds his arms and glares at Super-stallion) jealous.
Kit: No you are not coming back to stone just to run around like a sailor scout, besides have you listen to sailor moon lyrics? She’s always running from a real fight, which means if you did get changed back you as Sailor Discord would go running away from the fight.
Discord: You’re just angry because I was looking better then you.
CS: looks at SS.) we created a monster.
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SS: He was already a monster, we just made him worst.
Discord: HEY!
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Discord: Well I want a re-write. (quickly types something up and then prints it out on a printer he pulls from his mane.) Here, feast your eyes on this master piece.
CS: quickly reads over Discord’s scripts.) No
Discord: Well why not?
CS: other then it kind of destroys what SS and I brain stormed over, and the fact that it might lead to loosing all the readers.
Discord: Except for the fans of Chaos.
CS:Yeah,… still no.
SS: What did he write that was so bad that even you wont allow it?
CS: How about I just give you a run down, first he gets changed back from stone.
SS: that’s a given.
CS: then he gets into a fight with Darkness.
SS: also a given.
CS: then he get’s into trouble while fighting darkness and get’s rescued.
SS: By Onyx
CS: no, try again.
SS: by Kit?
CS: No, try again only remember this is Discord
SS: ponders the clue and then sighs.) some kind of alien creature that has never been seen before or will ever see again in this story? I.E. that thing Rarity and Applejack discribed at the end of the sleep over ep?
CS: No, but close, you ever see Sailor moon?
SS: yeah.
CS: who does she normally get rescued by?
SS: her friends.
CS: Try first few fights of season 1
SS: Tuxedo Mask,… wait he wouldn’t.
CS: he would, Sailor Discord would get rescued by Tuxedo Celestia.
Spelling errors I noticed right off:
Should be "course," unless Luna's invitation was rough.
It's actually one word: "pickaxes."
It should be "quite," unless Octavia's career is very stealthy.
Random quips:
I pray that they mean the physical substance, not the... other meaning...
Spinoff incoming.
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NONONONNONONONONO we are not putting that in the next chap, not only would tuxedo Celestia mess up the mind of young children but the thought of her and Sailor Discord together...that just sick!
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CS: aren't you glade i just summed it up for you instead of making you read it. (leans over to SS) if you think this is bad just be thankful he doesn't know the orgin of Chibi-usa.
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SS: Celestia forbid well Discord sense obviously where not going to write this in the next chap what are you gonna do now?
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Discord: his eyes zero in on SS as he pouts slightly.) You’re going to be in big trouble when I’m done, in fact (pulls out a list and places Super-stallion at the top.) You’re at the top of my list.
CS: Discord what are you honestly going to do?
Discord: Oh nothing, except get him in trouble. (points to Super-stallion) maybe destroy one of Rarity’s clothing lines and get it pinned on him. (Transforms into Onyx) Or maybe just go around breaking young fillies hearts looking like this.
CS: Wait, this isn’t Chaos this is just mean, you’re supposed to be the lord of Chaos not the lord of mean tricks.
Discord: Love is the greatest Chaos there is, be it the love of a mommy figure or the love of fillies. (Turns and smiles wickedly at Super-stallion.) I’m just going to get it used against him, or rather I’m going to get it used against Onyx. (vanishes in a poof of smoke leaving the two writers stunned.)
CS: Uh SS, we might have a problem,… or rather Onyx might have a problem.
SS: How bad do you think it might get?
CS: Well I’ve seen something like this play out once, best case Onyx get‘s into a little bit of trouble before the truth is found out and Pinky throws him a make up party.
SS: And the worst case.
CS: Remember that mane brush Kit sold Rarity?
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SS: I don't want to get spanked isn't there anything we can do to stop him?!
CS: Hmm maybe Kit can you go get Discord and bring him back before he cause damage.
Kit: I guess (Disappears after discord.)
SS: I hop this works.
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CS: If it doesn't and Discord still tries something we could still get Shadow Moon to prevent you from getting a hot seat.
SS: Shadow Moon? but isn't he.
CS: No one else knows who he is, even Discord so i'm sure we could have him step in before things get to far out of hand, besides Rarity is a smart mare i'm sure she knows better then to think Onyx would ever do anything wrong. (thinks back to the toy store chapters, and the secreats onyx kept from rarity) Then again let's hope this works.
Kit: appears holding Onyx-discord.) Got him, but not before he threw baby food in Rarity's mane.
Discord: I hate peas.
CS: Wait how is that even possable she should be at that party right now.
Discord: hello lord of chaos, rules of time don't apply to me.
Kit: Yeah if the calendar was right then it happened a week ago.
Discord: HA!
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SS: Ha sucks to be you Discord cause I remember that day and when I saw the peas on Rarity's head I gave her the puppy dog look and started licking the peas of her face!
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Discord: Fine so what kind of deal do you have for me so that i wont make you look like a bad little foal?
CS: How about a promise that we wont forget to turn you back from stone.
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Spelling errors I noticed right off:
"Well Luna invited us and of coarse
Should be "course," unless Luna's invitation was rough.
Kit: thinks back to Luna slamming Discord against the wall and demanding him and Kit attend.) For luna that was pretty normal, well normal for somepony that Discord just smashed a pie in the face.
pic axes
It's actually one word: "pickaxes."
Discord: not true i have a Pic Axe see (holds up a really small Axe) some times those nose gobblens are really tough.
Kit: Yeah things i really didn't need to know about.
Octavia smiled, "quiet well thank you, I'm making plenty of bits and having a good life."
It should be "quite," unless Octavia's career is very stealthy.
Octavia: dressed as a star craft ghost) you call?
Random quips:
"Well Luna invited us and of coarse she warned us if we tried any tricks, we'd be stoned." Kit replied.
I pray that they mean the physical substance, not the... other meaning...
Kit: Really, do you really think that to be wise to have Discord, the lord of Chaos, in that state of mind?
"And...your roommate?"
"Oh she's over there." Octavia replied pointing to her partner for the night Vinyl Scratch playing desk her music booming out the speakers playing classical music that fits hers, "I managed to get her to play something classy but sometimes I cant control how crazy she get...sometimes I think she a little filly."
Spinoff incoming.
Kit: yeah we can call it Octavia's little Scratch
Filly Vinyl: WET'S DWOP THE BASS!
Octavia: VINYL GET DOWN FROM THAT BOOK CASE THIS INSTANT!!
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Really, do you think that they aren't in that state of mind, already?
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Kit: Good point, but I never touched the stuff, I might be naughty at times, and get into allot of trouble with the royal family, mostly cadance when she finds out that I’m the one who turned Sombra into a Picasso painting, but i will never get into trouble with drugs, that's just crazy.
Luna: remember kids, drugs are bad.
Discord: did you just do a drugs are bad post?
Kit: Yes, though we are lords of Chaos, we must set some kind of example.
Luna: looks frustrated at Discord) Again Drugs are bad kids.
Discord: but what if your doctor gives them to you?
Kit: Well if your doctor give them to you then i guess there all right.
Luna: Looks annoyed at Discord) all right illegal drugs are bad.
Discord: what about over the counter.
Kit: well if used properly then they're fine, but just like with anything, if abused and not used like they are supposed to then you can seriously hurt yourself.
Luna: Now getting angry.) All right illegal and abused drugs are bad.
Discord: what about
Luna: TO THE MOON WITH YOU! (Discord vanishes, leaving Kit to look at where he once stood) Care to add anything?
Kit: Gulps and then turns to the readers) Illegal, and abused drugs are bad. Just as bad as irritating the Princess of the night. (Luna nods once and then storms off)
Luna: Try to do something noble.
Kit: looks around the comment area and then smiles when the cost is clear.) Alright so I’ve got CS computer with me, and I got an advanced copy of the next chapter, so I’m going to give you a quick run down. Alright when we last left off that jerk Darkness had stormed in and started to change everyone into what they are wearing right?… Right, and Onyx does his best impression of Disney’s Hercules. Well then those to get into it, and when all hopes seems lost who should appear but me, I tell Onyx we need to merge and we do this weird fusion thing that turns me into Super-Kit, and I kick some total evil dark butt, and in the end Darkness is on the ground begging and pleading for mercy at my feet groveling and calling me the king of all fighters and everything and, (stops as he hears a foot tapping.)
SS/CS: AHEM! (Kit slowly turns around and gulps slightly.)
Kit: oh hello there, how long you been standing there?
CS: long enough to do this. LUNA!
Kit: NO!
Luna: walks into the room) is someone yelling for me? (SS whispers into Luna’s ear getting her to slowly scowl at Kit who slowly starts to back away.) Young Trickster. (Luna’s horn starts to charge and get’s a grip on Kit’s right ear and starts to march him out of the room.) You just wait.
CS: Sorry about that folks, just so you know, SS is working really hard on the next chapter, and what Kit just said isn’t true.
SS: How in equestria did he get a hold of your computer?
CS: He didn’t, that was just a bold face lie, if he did get a hold of my computer I think we would have a bigger problem on are hands.
SS: How so?
CS: He would know the kind of chaos tricks I have typed up for future chapters ideas.
Discord: Appears and put his lion paw around CS’s shoulder.) Yeah only I’m aloud to know those. (Looks at CS only to see the un-amused look he was getting back.) Oh come on I have to know what I’m going to do in future chapters.
CS: Yeah I only come up with them he gives them thumbs up and down. (points at SS.)
Discord: Oh just great, that just means all the good ones get shot down.
SS: Not all of them, a few are turned down because of the nature of the Chaos.
CS: He has a point, I some times loose my self and he’s the one that tells me to tone it down.
Discord: oh how bad could it be? (CS shows Discord a list of the turned down ideas.) Oh you poor twisted soul, I never knew I could find a creature that I would admire. (falls to his knees) teach me oh great master of Chaos, show me the way to reach such a goal.
SS: Please don’t, we have enough trouble keeping him under control as it is.
Discord: you only think you have me under control.
CS: want a Cookie?
Discord: yes please. (Wags tail.)
CS: Oh and Discord, this might not be a great time to tell you this, but even though I do come up with some of the Chaos you and Kit cause, SS is still the master writer of the story, so I really wouldn’t make fun of him anymore, other wise you might find your self in more trouble then you care to be in.
Discord: I’m currently a stone statue what else could he do to me?
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If I regress Vinyl scratch it be in this story...maybe or I could separate it into its own story then put it in here I don't know must think.
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It would be an interesting concept, then again imagin a baby vinyl with a base cannon.
Trixie: are you sure this is safe?
Rainbow Dash: Sure it safe, what could go wrong? (Says the foal sitting in a wagon with a base speaker attached to it.) weady vinyl.
Vinyl: ah yeah. (fires up the base cannon and the 3 and rocketed forward. Shatering manythings one of them being the current Equestrian land speed record.)
Kit: watches on from the hiddng spot.) I should stop this,... i really should stop this,... by the accients why can't i look away from this?
Discord: because it's like a train wreck about to happen.
Discord walks into the comment area and starts to look around.) Ah good no one around. (Walks over to a computer terminal and starts to type.) And as the very lovely Sailor warrior looks at the terror of the Order monster, all hope seems lost when all of a sudden a ray of light shines down blinding the monster, in a near by window stand Tuxedo Celestia looking down at are hero. “Don’t give up Sailor Discord, show this monster the true meaning and magnificence of Chaos.”
CS: Said no character from any franchise, from around this or any world. (Discord spins around and looks at CS and SS.) THAT’S IT! The next OC or mane character that comes here and starts to mess around with this is going to find them selves facing something that hasn’t been put into a story or cartoon since the 60’s.
Discord: what’s that?
CS: Hope you never find out.
Discord: Like I’m really scared.
Celestia: Storms into the comment section dressed in a Tuxedo.) Some one care to explain this?
SS/CS: points to Discord) he did it. (Celestia glares at her old foe.)
Discord: YOU SOLD ME OUT!!
CS: yeah Lord of chaos against goddess of the sun, we just choose to go with the one we fear most. (Hears what sounds like a fire erupting behind him, and turns to see Celestia in full battle armor. Then turns to SS.) Oh we should really run.
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SS: RUN DUDE! RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! (Runs from the firry inferno Celestia created when she started beating down Discord.)
CS: Are lives do depend on it!
SS: Don't say that or someone will chock and fall!
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CS: watches SS trip and fall.) DUDE MURPHY LAW!! (Pulls SS to his feet and the two keep running.)
Robocop: i have a law.
CS: NOT THE TIME!! (keeps running. The two authors make it to the other side of the planet.)
SS: think we're far enough away.
CS: feels the the ground shake.) that depends could we get any further away?
I like your new cover photo for the story. Hope to see the next chapter soon.
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ss: I don't know about you but I could (Puts on space suit and flies into deep space)
CS:....he did not just leave me!
SS: (Zooms back to CS with another space suit smiling) Ah you didn't think I would really leave you did ya come on put this on.
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CS: No way, i knew i could trust you to come back for me (sets a scrap piece of paper on fire until it was nothing but ash.) Let's go.
SS: any idea where?
CS: My space ship.
SS: Wait you have a space ship? Why don't you just teleport then?
CS: Yeah it's a Military space ship from way back, they still went with lowest bidder.
SS: So?
CS: I wouldn't trust that teleporter even if my life depended on it, and it has in the past. (one short space flight.)
SS: This is your space ship?
CS: Yeah so?
SS: Didn't this used to belong to the power rangers.
CS: what can i say i like giant robots :P
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SS: Hmm giant robots are cool so how long do we hang here till we can go back home?
CS: Till Celestia cools down and the fires goes out here want a soda (Hands SS a soda)
SS: Thanks.
Luna: Can thy have a soda as well?
SS and CS: LUNA!
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Luna: What, dose thoe think you are the only ones who wish to avoid my sister's wrath?
CS: looks to SS then shrugs) Cool, help yourself. the trio sit back and watch an image of the planet.
SS: So how exactly are we going to tell things are clear to return?
CS: see that bright shinny object on the surface?
SS: Yeah
Luna: We return when the shinny object goes away.
Kit: Hey what does this button do? (Hit's a button as the trio turns to face him.)
CS: changes us into a giant robot.
Kit: Ah i was hopping it would cause something to explode.
Luna: Come here and sit with us, if you behave you may have a soda. (as Kit joins the Trio they all watch as the shinny object on the surface of equestria flickers a few times.) I am quit sure Discord is regreating his act right about now.
CS: Let's find out. (zooms in on the scene, and everyone get's to watch as Discord runs away from a very angry Celestia.)
Kit: Why doesn't he just teleport away?
CS: oh dear seems a teleportation resctriction beam is hitting the planet.
SS: Really from what?
CS: leans over and whispers) from a space ship in the area.
Luna: How many space ships are in the area?
CS: just one
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SS: You sneaky son of a-
Luna: Super-stallion don't use that language what would your mother say.
SS: I'm an adult and besides Rarity's not here and she'll never find out.
Luna: That doesn't matter your Super-stallion and a foal especially by my standards in fact ( Horn glows and SS is turned into Onyx) I even think your cuter this way:)
SS: Hey change me back.
Luna: Aww you so cute I could eat you up (Blows raspberry on his tummy)
SS: Hey HAHA s-stop I'm warning you heh you stop or-
Luna: Oh looks like somepony's cwanky I think you could use a nap. (Picks up SS and starts rocking him making him sleepy)
SS: Hey stop...I'm not...sweepy. (Close eyes and fall asleep sucking his hoof.)
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Kit: Looks at the sleeping foal.) Ah,... can we launch him out of a torpedo tube?
CS: No,... Why would you even ask that?
Kit: it's not like it would hurt him.
CS: it you hurt you.
Kit: How would launching him out of a torpedo tube, hurt me?
Luna: Because once we get him back you would have to face me.
Kit: Gulp.) uh how so?
CS: I just sold her a new mane brush. (Takes a sip of his soda)
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CS: So how long you gonna keep him like that? (Watches as Luna puts SS in a crib she summoned."
Luna: Hmm maybe a few Chaps or so *giggles* think about it when he talks in the Authors note he'll talk in baby talk it'll be so cute:)
Kit: I still say we should launch him out like torpedo.
Luna: Do you think if I change him into a baby he'll be more thoughtful like Blueblood?
CS: Doubt it
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Kit: looks down at the baby SS) I dislike you.
CS: Are you seriously jealous?
Kit: NO! Why should I care if Luna thinks he cute?
Luna: Oh I think he is. (leans in and nuzzles Kit) Are you jealous?
Kit: No.
CS: don’t really know why, at this point you would be like his big brother.
Kit: really?
CS: Sure.
Luna: leans over to CS) what are you doing?
CS: Oh just having a bit of fun, besides if Kit thinks he’s the big brother of SS it keeps him from launching him out a torpedo tube. (hears a tapping sound, both Luna and CS turn and look at an air lock and sees an annoyed Onyx) or not.
Luna: KIT!
Kit: Wasn't me (points to nightmare moon)
Nightmare moon: You not replacing me.