Flushed away part 1: the return of the toilet
Today Rainbow and Lightning were sitting on the couch bored as heck. Fluttershy was out doing her animal business leaving them home to do almost whatever they wanted with Angel babysitting them. But there was nothing to do they played with all there toys and every game in the book.
Rainbow groaned, "Oh goddess I'm so bowed."
"I know, and Mommy won't be back in another two houws." Lightning said in dismay.
Rainbow leaned on her hoof and sighed, "I wish we could pway with the toiwet again."
Lightning nodded, "I know, that was weally fun. But you know what Mommy said, we can't go to the bathroom ever again until were old enough to get potty trained." she retorted.
Ever since the little 'accident' with the firecracker Fluttershy forbid them from the bathroom. Leaving them with one less fun thing to play and now they were siting there thinking about the fun they had flushing things away.
"Well if you want to start flushing things away I can help you with that." said a mysterious voice.
Then the foals started looking around the room for the voice a bit curious and scared, "W-who awe you!?" Lightning asked.
The voice chuckled, "Oh, I'm just your local neighbourhood lord of chaos."
Then Rainbow groaned, "Discowd! she said in irritation. With a snap the draconequus appeared right in front of the foals startling them Discord looked down at them with a big grin.
"Hello there Dashie, say have you've gotten smaller since I last saw you?" Discord mocked. He was on a little vacation in another dimension but he saw everything that happened in Ponyville and what happened to Little Dashie and Dusty all through Super-Stallion's page.
"What do you want Discowd!?" Rainbow demanded.
Discord waved a finger, "Now now little Dashie, you know it's impolite to raise your voice at grown ups, as for why I'm here I want to play with you two." he said with a creepy grin.
Rainbow looked at Lightning who seemed a bit scared and shivering she's never seen Discord before other then in her mind, when he put Equestria in chaos and made her think she was a pretty princess ballerina, she was thinking about running until a hoof grabbed her shoulder and she looked at Rainbow, who had an assuring and she smiled back then Rainbow looked up at Discord.
"Go away Discowd!" Rainbow said.
Discord just smiled sweetly, "Now Rainbow I don't want to cause trouble I just want to help you." he retorted.
Lightning raised a brow, "What you want to hewp us with the toiwet?" she asked.
He nodded, "Well of course! Flushing things down the drain sounds a lot of fun so how about it Rainbow?" Discord said looking at Rainbow.
Rainbow crossed her arms and pouted, "How do I know your not wying?" she asked. Discord picked her up against her will and tickled her belly with the tip of his tail.
"Oh Dashie you know I am reformed now I would never lie to you." Discord retorted as he watched Dash struggle to escape his hold and giggle under from being tickled.
Rainbow laughed, "Ha o-okay you win j-just stop tickwing me!" she screamed through her giggling and Discord stopped and put her back on the couch and smiled.
"Good, now before we start I have to get something," he said then snapping his fingers he disappeared and seconds later he came back holding a slightly surprised Sunset Shimmer and Trixie.
"What in the name of Cewestia awe we doing hewe!?" Trixie asked surprised from being teleported from her crib to here.
Sunset looked up at Discord then at Rainbow, "Hey Wainbow what's going on?"
Rainbow raised a brow, "That's what I would wike to know." she said looking up at Discord.
Discord smiled, "Well it's more fun if there are more ponies to play with." he said smiling then swinging his tail he scooped up both foals on the couch wrapped in his tail and flew upstairs with them.
****
He went into the bathroom and lowered all the foals onto the floor and looked at the toilet and raised a brow, the toilet was locked up covered and chains he looked down at Rainbow and pointed to the bowl.
"Could you explain this for me?" Discord asked.
"Fwuttershy locked up the boww when we last had fun with it," Lightning said bowing her head, "We wewe gwounded for a week."
Discord laughed "Oh yeah the firecracker accident, boy the Super-Stallion knows how to make a good time." he chuckled.
"Wait who?" Rainbow asked confused.
"Oh nopony you have to know about...yet." Discord replied looking off into the distance as if he was looking at some invisible force no one except him smiling at on in particular.
"Well let's forget about that for now and get started on having fun!" Discord said happily snapping his figures making the chains on the bowl turn to spaghetti and then taking a string of it he slurped up all the spaghetti until it was all gone off the bowl.
"Umm otay well what awe we doing anyway?" Trixie asked a bit frightened by Discord.
"We'we going to fwush away some stuff." Lightning replied a bit happy she like flushing things away.
Sunset raised a brow, "What why?" she asked.
"Because it's fun." Lightning said.
"Nu huh."
"Yu huh."
"Nu huh!"
"Yu huh!"
"Girls, girls there's only one way to be sure," Discord interrupted putting his hands behind his back, pulling out a rubber ducky from behind it, "is to see who can have fun flushing things away!"
Discord went over to the toilet and motioned for the foals to come and when they gathered around him he lifted the bowl top and dropped the rubber ducky in and pulled the handle and him and the foals watched as the ducky made one final squeak and disappeared into the bowl forever, the foals and Discord laughed out loud.
"Ha! Ducky go down the hole!" Discord laughed falling back onto the floor.
Sunset giggled and looked at Lightning, "Hmm otay you win, that was fun." she said happily.
"Told you so." Lightning smirked.
"What can we fwush down next?" Rainbow asked.
Discord smiled an evil grin and got up off the floor straightening up, "Oh I have something special to flush next." he said then holding out his hand a box appeared in a flash of light and the foals looked at it with curiousity.
"What is it?" Trixie asked.
Discord opened the box and lowered it down for the foals to see inside it, inside was a bunch of little figurines like toys that looked just like all their friends even some that looked like ponies from around their home town and some from Canterlot even one of Princess Celestia herself.
Discord picked up the mini figure of Celestia and smirked, "Let's flush all this little toys down the blimey."
Rainbow smiled, "Okay that sounds fun," she said but then raised a brow, "but I don't think we should do Cewestia yet?"
"Why not?" Discord asked confused.
"Because her big butt may clog the toilet," Rainbow joked then she looked at the rest of the foals who gave her a look, "What? I thought that was pretty funny."
Discord chuckled, "Hey, that was good. Okay before we flush her..." he paused to snap his fingers again to disappear and then reappeared with another foal in his arm, "This calls for a royal flush."
Rainbow looked at the foal and gasped, "Nightmawe Moon!"
Nightmare looked down at her, "Yes! It is I! Nightmawe Woon!' she proclaimed using the Canterlot voice making the other foals strain their ears in pain.
"What is she doing here?" Rainbow asked, they all knew Nightmare had returned as a foal from Twilight, but didn't believed it till now.
"When there is a royal flush there must be royalty present." Discord pointed out then lowering Nightmare to the floor he smiled, "Okay ready to get started?"
Rainbow looked at Nightmare nervously but then decided that she cant do anymore damage then Discord and then looked up at him, "Otay Discowd wet's do it."
Discord smirked, "Okay let's get started then." he said going back to the toilet he threw Toylestia in the bowl and waited for Nightmare to give him the signal.
Nightmare smirked earlier Discord came to her with a plan and when she heard it she had to join, "I Nightmawe Woon, decwee a woyal flush for Pwincess Cewestia!" she said then Discord pulled the handle and him and the foals watched celestia go down the hole then foals gasped when they saw the toy start screaming and flailing her arms.
"I-is she real!?" Lightning asked.
Discord shook his head, "No of course not that's just an added magical feature I added to make it more fun!" he assured, Rainbow looked down into the bowl at the toy that was now no longer there lost forever and then at Discord and shrugged.
"Otay I guess that sounds wegit?" she said then all the foals gathered around the box and started picking out a toy, behind them discord was snickering and those the great flush begins.
****
Shining Armor: Alright men, Princess Celestia just went down the drain and we have to save her are you with me? *toy Crystal empire soldiers yell in unison* Alright let's go!" *Then him and his men where thrown into the toilet.*
Cadence: Wait Shining! I'm coming with you! *Jumps in toilet with husband and gets flushed together.*
CMC: Cutie Mark Crusaders Plumbers yay! *CMC jumps in along with Babs Seed and gets flushed.*
Twilight sparkle: Well I always wondered what it was like to be flushed away! *She screamed as she was flushed down the drain.*
Fluttershy: Oooooohhh myyyyyy!
Pinkie pie: WEEEEEE! *Willingly jumps in and flushes herself.*
Applejack: When I come back ya'll getten a spankin! *Curses while going down*
Rarity: MY HAIR MY BEATIFUL GORGEOUS HAIR!!!
Diamond tiara: I'm telling my daddy on you!
Filthy Rich: Don't worry Sweetie! Daddy's coming.
Silver spoon: Wait, no my glasses!
Snips & Snails: *Snips screams like a little girl* *Snails doesn't realize he's been flushed*
Lyra & Bon-Bon: Bon give me your hand *Lyra screamed reaching out her hoof.* DAMMIT LYRA *Bon-Bon screams.*
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong?
Doctor whooves: Alonzy!!
Dinky: I'm coming mommy!
Luna: Better then the moon, I guess?
Pony Joe: Who ever did this is banned!
Zecora: *Cant think of a rhyme for this so just screams*
Spitfire: *Tries to fly out but get's knocked back by Discord.*
Soarin: *Jumps in to grab a piece of pie and get flushed in while eating it.*
Big Macintosh: Nnnnnnooooope! *Flushed*
****
The foals kept flushing thing down the toilet until they finally ran out of little ponies to flush Rainbow sighed, "Well I guess the party's over?"
"Yeah it was fun while it lasted," Lightning said then suddenly she heard yelling, "Hey what's that noise?"
The foals ran to the bathroom window and looked out it and gasped when they saw an angry mob approaching the house all soak and wet with Celestia herself leading them.
Rainbow looked back at Discord worried, "Discowd, what going on?"
Discord said nothing and picked up Nightmare and walked back to the toilet climbing into it he pulled the handle and the foals watched as he and Nightmare went down the drain.
Lightning looked at the bowl for a minute then at Rainbow, "Wainbow?"
"Yeah?" Rainbow said.
"Awe we scwewed?"
"Yes we awe vewy, vewy scwewed!"
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Hehe funny stuff.
I only can say: HA HA HA!
I know this sounds messed up but are we going to have to worry about them getting spanked?
Fast forward 6 year later)
Rainbow: come on mommy can't we get potty tranned now?
Fluttershy: no you know the royal order, you and the others are never aloud to go near a toilet again.
Any how good chapter, rather funny, though i am a little worried for them now. Please post part 2 real soon.
I lol'ed so hard...
Update soon and I'll give you a complimentary muffin specially made by Derpy!
By the way... do you ever plan on regressing Derpy? Or maybe even Doctor Whooves?
I collapsed on my school bus laughing. MY SIDES!
Hey Discord if you're reading this you can make this amputee a pegasus so i can visit equestria riiiiight?
too funny, though. Better hope you have a good hiding place.
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Eeyup
I loved this chapter, I hope nothing bad happens to the girls. It was Discords fault, the girls didn't know any better, their just foals. Please don't be too hard on them.
Now I kind of wish I was in the story or series. Sorry that I sound so selfish, but this story and series went from cute to awesomely cute in ten seconds flat.
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What do you suppose will happen next to the girls? Or maybe Discord himself? I have speculated that Discord may be Starswirl The Bearded after watching "Magical Mystery Cure" as have many others.
3273621 Well either they'll face punishment or attempt to flush themselves away to avoid being caught.
3273631 Probably, Applejack will definitely want to spank them, though maybe not so hard if they explain themselves. Discord did trick them after all.
Also, do you think Discord might be Starswirl the Bearded?
3273644 I don't quite think so but you never know.
And considering who was flushed I doubt a spanking will be the least of the foals concerns if they get caught. But perhaps the toilet can handle 4 foals at once. All they need is for 3 of them to hop into the bowl while one pulls the handle and then jumps in as well. And they'd better be fast.
3273666 I think Fluttershy might...
Okay I take that back, she's pretty angry.
3273680 Like I said their best option is likely to flush themselves. And since Rainbow Dash is the fastest she can pull the handle to start the ride after Lightning Dust, Trixie, and Sunset Shimmer hop in, assuming they can all fit in the bowl. If they can't the others will have to stand by and jump in when the flush begins.
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Eeyup. Oh and reason I say Discord is Srarswirl is because I think that when he was trying to perfect the spell, instead of changing the elemants fates, it changed him instead, taking a turn for the worst, making him become what he is now.
3273746 Well you never know what the writers might do in the future.
And what if the punishment for the foals is to get their own royal flush to see how it feels?
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or is that score two?
Score one for Trollestia.
3273797 Why not score four. One for each foal. And score five if she catches Nightmare Moon.
And if that's the punishment who should be flushed first? I think Lightning Dust simply because she was the one who inadvertly led to all of this with her discovery.
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Hard to argue with you there, but then again, they may just get threatened and then right as they are about to get flushed... they all jolt awake, finding out it was all a dream that all of them had at the same time.
3273835 Yeah. And for bonus points it was right after that big sleepover with the burritos.
But just to be safe each of the foals vows never to go near the toilet til they're old enough to be potty trained.
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Hope Trixie didn't fill her diaper like last time, I knew she had potential, but not that much.
3273925 Well perhaps this time they all just wet themselves, though Trixie soaks herself to the bone.
And what if Luna created the dream just to mess with them and keep them in line and enlisted Discord's help?
Also when the time comes (though we probably never will see it in the fic) who you do think will be the first of the foals to be potty trained? My money's on Sunset Shimmer or Nightmare Moon.
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Or, they never get to age so they never get to use said potties 
as another form of punishment and their mommies never grow old as a gift.
Well that's a little harsh on Trixie, also I agree with you on the first to be potty trained, also I think it will take Lightning the longest, since she wanted to be potty trained so bad, as punishment she's the last to become potty trained.
3273995 That would be intresting.
And what if everything actually happens but Discord and everyone else was messing with them and nopony actually got flushed. (Not very likely but you never know).
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Well seeing an angry mob outside would be a little traumatizing for the little ones I would think.
3275159 Yes indeed. Though Trixie may be the least phased by it considering she dealt with an angry mob once before her regression. Though this time she can't exactly run away.
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Which is why I think it would make a lot of sense if they all wake up from the same nightmare. Now I know this may sound harsh, but a dream like that might traumatize Trixie more then the rest of them. This would give Twilight a chance make an even closer motherly bond with Trixie, but of course, because this is Super-Stallion's story, we'll see where he goes with part 2.
3275378 Yeah. And if the nightmare is disclosed I think Twilight's going to try to be holding back either laughs or shivers.
3275388 Or maybe a bit a both.
Oh after reading Super-Stallion's author's note, I wonder if he will break forth wall and enter the story himself, or maybe I'm misinterpreting it.
3275400 That would be intresting, though based on whether he's suppose to do that or not he might have to do something to erase all traces of the event.
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Well Pinkie and Discord almost blew his cover, and Spike almost Figured it out, course Twilight thinks Pinkie Pie just got to his head.
3275412 Only time will tell. And what do you think will happen if it's not a dream?
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Well, um, aren't the animals still at Fluttershy's house?
3275437 Yes but it's them versus an angry mob. Plus Angel's likely going to be worried about the fact that he was suppose to be watching the foals and he didn't and what Fluttershy will do him for his failure.
Though perhaps the foals might relay on Angel to bail them out since he could state that Discord was the one who tricked them. Of course it'll be his word against the mob's.
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well aside from the fact he wasn't watching the little ones like he should. If anything Fluttershy will give him the stare to make sure he is truthful to his word. 
Well the mob did see Discord there, as they were flushed, so actually, it's Discord's word against Angel's, and Angel has the upper 'paw' on this one,
Discord is another matter.
3275589 Yup, Discord will have some explaining to do. Assuming the mob learns the truth. Though there will still be the question of how to track down Discord and Nightmare Moon considering they disappeared.
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Oops.
Didn't think about that.
3275646 Yeah they could be anywhere by now.
And you know if what Discord put a spell on the toilet after he disappeared so the foals can't flush themselves to escape? After all considering what might happen the foals might just decide that flushing is better then whatever they'll endure against the mob.
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Hard to argue you with you there, but of course, if they get the mob to settle down, and Angel convinces Fluttershy of the truth, Fluttershy may threaten to not be Discord's friend anymore, and you know that's the one thing he doesn't want to lose.
3275668 True. But of course Twilight will likely invest in the same security Fluttershy put around the toilet just to be sure Trixie and Sunset Shimmer don't get any ideas.
3275716 I agree, don't want them flushing each other or anypony else that may become a new sibling, which is probably unlikely at this point.
3275724 And Luna's going to have to do the same. Can't risk Nightmare Moon getting into trouble with the toilet.
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Eeyup.
And Pinkie Pie will have to double check the cakes place to make sure the Cake Twins don't try for it.
Wah! Pinkie Pie how'd you get here? You can't sneak up on a brony like that.
3275790 But what if Discord didn't plan ahead and rather then risk their chances the foals decide to flush themselves? Do you think the mob would try to find a way to get them out or would they go after Discord?
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We'll just have to wait and see.
3276302 Yup. It could go anyway.