Prank War Day 3
Philomena’s day started pretty early, when her bird cage exploded sending her flying up into the ceiling getting her head stuck, it was with the help of Celestia that she was able to free herself, and even though Celestia was able to put her cage back together Philomena was still very upset, and angry, nopony should ever mess with a phoenix’s nest, not unless you wish to face their wrath. “I think this prank war is starting to get out of hand.” Celestia said, as she looked at her long time friend who was still clearly angry. “I think we should call it off now.” Philomena shot Celestia an evil glare so terrible that it even sent a chill down the sun princess’s spine. “Philomena, it might be for the best.” Philomena said a few things in her native tongue, most of them couldn’t be translated, not because there isn’t a word for them, but because for five minutes Philomena unleashed a verbal assault that would leave even a marine pony blushing. When she was finished she flew off leaving Celestia in a state of shock. “Where in Equestria did she learn that kind of language?” a few moments later Kit answered the door to the apartment and was then slammed against the farthest wall by a magical fireball unleashed by Philomena as she flew in and started to look around.
“WHERE IS HE!?”
“Nice to see you to Philomena, please come in.” Kit said, as he picked himself up and dusted off his chest. “Please watch the flames.” Kit snapped his fingers and Philomena was sitting at the kitchen counter, flames extinguished and a glass of water sitting before her. “Now I’m going to assume either Discord did something to make you angry, or you found out that Firebird was cheating on you.”
“I’m looking for that no good slime ball.”
“That really didn’t answer my question.”
“Well is Firebird cheating on me?” Philomena asked, as she took her water and started to boil it.
“Is Celestia pink?”
“No.”
“Then Firebird isn’t cheating on you.”
“THEN WHAT SLIME BALL, DO YOU WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT!?!”
“Well I kind of knew you were talking about Discord.”
“Then why didn’t you just tell me where he was instead of stalling?” Philomena stopped for a moment, as a bit of realization started to set in. “He’s trying to sneak out the door behind me, isn’t he?”
“Yep.”
“TRAITOR!” Discord yelled, as he ran through the door with Philomena close behind.
“GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATING!!” As Kit shut the door Firebird slowly stuck his head out of his bedroom and looked at him.
“Is she gone?”
“Yeah… wait why are you scared?”
“Are you kidding me, when she’s like that I try my best to stay as far away from her as possible.”
“Well, I have an idea on how to calm the angry beast.”
“I hope so.” While Kit put his plan into action back at the castle Nightmare Moon, Blueblood, and Kit played happily in the play room while Luna and Celestia talked.
“So it is agreed we’re ending this prank war short before anyone get’s hurt.”
“Agreed, and for the rest of the time our pranks will only be limited to harmless pranks.” with that both sisters agreed. Just then both sisters jumped as they heard a loud squeak behind them, as they looked they found Sly playing happily with his squeaky toy since he had just found it.
“I think we might just be a little on edge.” Celestia said after she and Luna stopped laughing about them jumping at the noise. Sly walked up to both sisters and squeaked his toy a few times then ran towards Nightmare Moon and Blueblood who were building something with their blocks. “So did anything happen last night.”
“Well, I did get a report of several local royal guards of Baltimare where attacked last night.”
“Any idea of what could have done it.”
“I have an idea, but I’m not going to press the issue, from the reports seems that three guards had gotten a little to drunk with power and started to force it upon some of the locals.”
“I see, and what did the locals claim attacked the guards?”
“I think we both know the answer to that one dear sister.” Celestia smiled as she looked at Luna.
“It’s good to know that he’s started to accept the role of a Kiren Rider.”
“He excepted it once before.” Celestia’s smile turned to a frown as she thought back to the time Luna was talking about.
“When he took on the role before he took it out of hate, and grief. He lashed out at many dark forces across countless realities and laid waste to their armies, showing no mercy to them. He was a rider then but he was a dark rider, not a Kiren Rider.”
“Yes, but it does seem that he’s learned restraint here, he doesn’t harm the innocent, and is very good with foals, well at least the good ones.”
“True.” Luna and Celestia watched as the foals played for a little while before Luna bid good evening to her sister and the little ones. The rest of the day seem to go with out a hitch, no surprises nothing out of the ordinary, until nap time. As Celestia started to tuck Blueblood into his crib, Nightmare Moon and Sly waited, when a knock came from the door.
“Could you please see who that is Little Moon.”
“That’s Nightmare Moon.” Nightmare Moon corrected and pouted slightly, only Luna gets to call her Little Moon.
“Very well then could you please see who is at the door Nightmare Moon.”
“Very well.” with that Nightmare Moon walked to the door followed by Sly, as Celestia used her magic to open the door for them. She could make out everything but after a few moments Nightmare Moon closed the door came back with Sly right beside her whimpering a little bit.
“What’s wrong Sly?”
“He’s just upset that I didn’t let him lick our new friend at the door, it’s for you by the way.” with that Celestia smiled and gave Sly a quick kiss on the cheek to cheer him up before walking towards the door, and upon opening it she let out a gasp just before she was wrapped up in Vanilla pudding tenticals and swallowed by a pudding monster.
Later that evening at dinner, Celestia didn’t look very happy with Luna. “What’s wrong sister, are you upset is it something you ate. Or something that ate you?”
“Remember sister dearm this prank war isn’t over until midnight, and I still have 6 hours to get you back.” Elsewhere at that very moment Philomena was still fuming, the heat she was radiating could have melted her cage that Celestia had put back together, if not for the fact that it was magically enchanted for such things.
“Wow, is it hot in here?” Kit said, as he appeared a few feet away and looked at Philomena.
“What do you want?” Her voice was filled with venom while she spat flames out at Kit, who roasted a few mashmellows on them.
“To make you happy.”
“That heartless jerk blew up my cage, MY CAGE!”
“Philomena please stop spitting fire, it doesn’t really effect me at all but you are getting close to burning Celestia’s personal book collection.”
“They’re protected, which is less then I can say for that cowardly worm you call a friend.” with that Kit blinked a few times then reached into a pocket and pulled out a little orange worm.
“Slimy, what did you do to Philomena?” the little worm bopped up and down a few times then crawled up Kit’s sleeve and stuck it’s head out at his collar. “He doesn’t know what he’s done, but he’s sorry.”
“YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT!!” Philomena burst into flames and glared at Kit ready to unleash her fury down upon him for making light of the situation.
“And there went the history section.” Kit said, as he pointed at several books now on fire, getting Philomena to calm down and allowing Kit to restore the books with a snap of his fingers. “Listen Philomena you need to calm down, you need to-”
“If you tell me to relax I’ll burn this entire castle down on your head.”
“Then chill.” with that Kit snapped his fingers and the entire room froze with Philomena encased in a block of ice, which was clear that she didn’t like because she kept trying to break free only to find the ice wasn’t melting. “I tried to be friendly, and stuff but at this time you’re a little to hot to handle, so you’re going to chill and listen.” Philomena screeched and bellowed but nothing happened as she remained trapped in the ice. “You’re not thinking clearly at this time, you’re angry, and rightfully so. Discord blew up your cage, your home, your nest for as long as you can remember, and to be honest if I was you I would be doing the same.” Philomena calmed down at this and just glared at Kit that he only interpreted as wanting to know why he wasn’t letting her unleash her fury. “Because both you and I know that if our powers where unleashed in angry, we could unleash untold destruction.” the glare didn’t change. “Untold destruction on the very creatures that Celestia watches over, and what would happen if you harmed them.” the glare faltered slightly. “I know you Philomena, you like to pull pranks, but you’re also very caring, loving, and protective, you came to Sly’s protection when those two jerks attacked him.” Philomena lowered her head slightly. “Listen, Discord goes to far sometimes, and Celestia is going to deal with him on what he did, but you need to get that anger in check, Celestia doesn’t want to have to punish you, no parent does.” Philomena’s head shot up and looked at Kit who smirked slightly. “It’s not that hard to figure out that she raised you from a hatchling, she brags about you a lot when you’re not around, doesn’t want to give you the idea she’ll let you get away with stuff, but back on topic, I want to try and get you out of this little mood you’re in so I’ve arranged something.” Kit snapped his fingers and things went back to normal, as he held out a small white cube. “This is a little pocket dimension, It’s a tropical island filled with a lot of fruit trees of your favorite fruit, now time moves differently in here so what will seem like a week will only be a night here.” Philomena looked at the cube and then up at Kit.
“And why would I want to go to a tropical island alone?” Kit smiled as he set the cube down in front of Philomena.
“You wouldn’t be alone, Some one is already waiting for you there.” with that Philomena looked at Kit then very closely at the Cube and could barely see Firebird standing on a tree house waving at her.
“This doesn’t mean I’m not getting him back.” Philomena said, as she looked up at Kit.
“Nothing of the sort, I just want you to calm down before you hurt any creature you don’t mean to hurt.” with that Philomena nodded and then tapped the cube and vanished, gentely gliding into the waiting wings of Firebird. “Good, scorched terra adverted.” Kit said, as he left a do not touch note by the cube, before he vanished. Once he was gone though from the shadows Discord appeared and smiled as he manifested himself in the room and started to reach for the cube.
“Oh to bad there’s going to be such terrible weather.” Discord’s talon nearly tapped the cube when a Silver gauntlet grabbed his wrist and pulled it away, while Discord tried his best to look innocent as Shadow Moon glared at him.
“So much as breath on that cube Discord and I will unleash torment and suffering upon you that you’ll be begging Celestia and Luna to turn you back to stone.”
“You be nice or I’m telling Fluttershy.” Discord stuck out his tongue only to have Shadow Moon grab him by the muzzle and pull him down to eye level.
“Oh that’s a great idea, let’s go talk with Fluttershy, let’s tell her that you blew up Philomena’s home, let’s do that.”
“No, no let’s not do that, after all we’re friends we can work this out.” Discord squeaked out as Shadow Moon’s grip on his muzzle tightened.
“Don’t touch the cube, do not even come into this room tonight, or you’ll be explaining yourself to Fluttershy.
“Yes sir.” with that Shadow Moon let go of Discord’s wrist and snapped his fingers, making Discord vanish and crashing into the apartment. “That insolent jerk, if he thinks he can scare me he has another thing coming.”
“Discord, two things, one: who are you talking about?” Kit asked, as he laid on the floor.
“That jerk Shadow Moon, he just threatened to do terrible things to me, if I messed with Philomena tonight.”
“Then don’t, I know Shadow Moon, or rather I know of the stories, the destroyer, the creature that monsters fear. If what they say is true then he’s taken down entire armies of darkness alone.” Discord thought about this and then pouted realizing that maybe picking a fight with Shadow Moon wasn’t a good idea, he had heard the stories also, how he had stood against would be gods, and demon lords, only to vanquish them leaving nothing but their ashes in his wake. As he flopped down Indian style and sulked he could hear the sound of Kit’s finger tapping the floor. “Fine,… but didn’t you say there was two things.”
“Yes, GET OFF MY BACK!!”
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CS: looks at SS and SH) hey do you two like Ms. Cheerilee? because i've been thinking about getting her into the story.
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SS: I like Cheerilee.
(Also Crystal where have you been I was worried something happened to you when you didn't send back your email messages.)
Um, you meant out of hoof right?
Oh, and I loved the chapter by the way, hope to see the next chapter soon.
Oh and to honor the last line:
Here's a little something:
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Yeah, Military, so i can't really talk about anything, let's just say i made some appointments for some people and ensured they kept them.
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Discord: oh we can fix that. (Gabs Onyx.) what should we do? I'm sure he isn't going to mind.
SS/Onxy: HELP!
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5050634 Well, he doesn't use his superpowers that often. Being a baby and all.
NM: It's been a while since I check in with this story. What did I miss?
SS: Not too much.
NM: Oh, phew.
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Not trying to rush you on the next chapter, but I just wanted to know how it was coming along. I'm just about finished with my next chapter for "My Little Foals: Friendship is Padded". Should be out by end of today or tomorrow. Just was curious about your status though. You've been quiet for a while. Hope nothings wrong man.
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It was three days before hearts warming and all through the palace the staff was smiling, as just like the year before the palace was once again filled with foals, but as they all seemed to slumber one little charge was out of bed and roaming, or rather sniffing around the heartwarming tree in the royal court room, as Luna walked in she noticed his little fox tail slipping into the presents and smiled slightly as she walked up quietly. As she got closer she watched as he tugged and tugged as a gift pulling it out by the bow before bumping into Luna’s leg, as she looked down she smirked. “Now Sly, you don’t want to get into trouble this close to heartwarming, don’t you want Santa Mare to bring you a present?” Sly nodded but then whimpered as he scratched as the gift. “No Sly you have to wait until Heartwarming.” Luna explained, as she used her magic to start levitating the gift away. Sly let out a soft whimper before Luna levitated him off the ground and onto her back. “Now it’s time for bed.” After Sly was taken back to the nursery, Luna smiled as she walked back to the throne room and found Kit sitting at the bottom of the throne steps. “You know in the old days anypony that dared to sit at the base of our thrones would be jailed.”
“Would I be able to choose the poor unfortunate soul that had to try and jail me, I got two names in mind.” Kit responded with a smile, getting Luna to do the same. “Well I better be off, just wanted to rest a little before going on night patrol.” Kit said, as he got to his feet, but was then greeted with a cup of hot chocolate.
“Why not stay for a little while.” Kit smiled and took the cup of chocolate before bowings slightly.
“It would be an honor, to have chocolate with the princess of the night.” As the two talked, the rest of the palace seemed quite, the guards stood at their post, while in the nursery the foals and fillies slept, curled up with their favorite toy and covered with warm blankets, while a slender shadowy figure kept a watchful eye over them, ensuring no harm would come to them, while the adults slept in their own rooms, inside of Celestia’s chambers the princess of the sun slept soundly while Philomena, slept in her cage with Firebird beside her one wing wrapped around her body. While elsewhere on the highest peak of Equestria a lone figure stood guard, his silver armor glistening in the moon light while the emerald green licenses of his helmet glowed faintly.
“May you find happiness and friendship on this day of peace, and may all your wishes come true this following year.” Shadow Moon said, just before a gust of wind kicked up the snow as he vanished from his spot.
Discord will never get me right right?
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It was early hearts warming day and all the young ones where happily unwrapping their gifts, SS was just about to unwrap his last one but was slightly leery of it since it was from Kit. ‘It’s heartswarming and he’s a friend he wouldn’t pull a prank on me today.’ As the words ran through his mind another thought came to him, it was Kit. As he carefully unwrapped the present he swallowed as he slowly opened the box and looked inside, expecting a pie in the face or anything else but all he saw was a small card. As he picked up the card he looked at it for a moment and then tilted his head sideways in confusion. “A get out of being turned to stone coupon?” As he read the card two ears perked up and Discord abandoned his place next to Fluttershy and appeared next to SS.
“I’ll make you a deal, give me the coupon and I promise that I won’t prank you for three months, no chaotic magic not anything.” SS looked at Discord for a moment and smiled slightly.
“Make it no chaotic magic at all for three months, unless one of us ask you to, and you have a deal.” Discord thought about this for a moment and then smiled.
“Starting tomorrow?”
“Deal.” With that SS handed over the pass and with a whoop and a howl Discord vanished and appeared in a smaller form on Celestia’s head, doing his best interpretation of Michel Jackson, then moved to Luna’s head doing the disco, then to Cadance’s head performing some break dancing, and last but not least on Twilight’s head doing the hammer dance, saying over and over can’t touch this. As he poofed once more and appeared in full form in the center of the room, four princess’s looked very angry with him as their mane’s now completely ruined.
“Oh dear, it looks like you four want to turn me to stone, but you can’t, because I got this.” Discord held out the card. “And it’s all thanks to my little pal Onyx.” Discord pointed to Onyx only to see Kit laying down slightly propped up next to him, smiling. “Hey how did you get the princess’s to agree to this gift?”
“You should really read the card.” SS said, as he tried to hold back the laughter. Discord looked at him confused then looked at the card.
“A get out of being turned to stone coupon.” Discord read the bold words then saw fine print under them. “Say aloud make a deal with Discord and then watch him do something to get turned to stone.” Discord looked at the card then turned to the princess’s. “This is completely worthless isn’t it.” The four nodded, before Discord turned to Kit and Onyx. “and I’m bound by the deal I made.” Onyx and Kit nodded. “Oh horse apples.” As all Discord said, before being turned to stone.
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Sly:Bark! (jumps up and starts to lick NM's face)
CS: Looks like he missed playing.
Sly: BARK! (tail wags waiting to play)
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NM: Okay, at least it will keep me busy while Super-Stallion is recharging to come up with new chapters. Lets go find Luna and have her take us to the moon for a visit. *I start to crawl away with Sly copying me.*
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bark, bark. 
Sly:
(sad thing is my computer died on me a few months ago and I had several chapters written on it not to mention the last part of the prank war that I'm not sure if I got to SS before the old girl died. 2005 model in computer terms she was ancient.)
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(Ah, that explains you going quiet for a while. Well I hope you and Super-Stallion come up with something great in the future. I will not rush you guys though. That would be selfish of me. Take all the time you need. I will admit that I am looking forward to that Chrysalis chapter, whenever you guys decide to make it. Have fun with the chapters.)
NM: *I giggle as we look for Princess Luna in the jungle known as the castle.* And so the brave warrior and his loyal companion make their way into the dangerous wilderness, what they will find along the way no one knows. But they must find the powerful princess who is also a beautiful sorceress, if they are to reach their goal.
Sly: Bark! Bark! *pants and wags happily.*
NM: Right boy, lets go left. *I crawl out of the nursery with Sly and go left to find Princess Luna.*
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Sly: sniffs the air and smiles as he knows they're heading the right way. Just then another sent caught his attention causing him to whimper slightly, it was the scent of two very mean trolls that roamed the forest castle. As sly got a mowith full of tail fur he pulled NM into the shadows behind a suit of armor)
NM: what's wrong? (Sly covered NM mouth with a paw then pointed at two royal snobs walking past)
Jet Set: this is unthinkable, ever since Kit showed up us nobles never get a word in during the day court, let alone argue our case for royal funds for our parties.
Upper crust: I agree and forget about going to the night court with that other princess, she just dmeant understand that our needs should come before common ponies, not to mention those so called children of hers, the abomination and that mangy Fox, I honestly think the abomination should have been locked in a cell on the moon, that flee bag thrown into the everfree forest, and Luna locked away in a mental institution for adopting them.(as the two kept walking down the hall NM tried to comfort his friend from their harsh words.)
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NM: *whispers* Don't worry, we'll tell Auntie Luna and Kit what those mean nobles said and they'll deal with them.
Sly: *quietly nuzzles me.*
Jet Set: And letting those common ponies and their annoying little brats into the palace. I know Celestia holds the Wonderbolts in high regard, and it would be disrespectful to say they cannot attend the Gala as a token of our appreciation, but their no more then common ponies glamorizing themselves to try to look important, and the other pony families are no better. I honestly don't know why Celestia punished Blueblood for holding his own. He was outstanding when he stood up to that common mare from that disgraceful little town, thinking she could win him over. Now he's nothing but a softy, like that Fancy Pants character. Some ponies have no respect for the separation of the classes.
NM: *spoke softly so they couldn't hear them with some tears.* Okay, now I really want to tell Auntie Luna and Kit what they said. And I may not have liked Blueblood at first, but at least he's learning the errors of his ways. *I wait until I know the nobles are gone and soon crawl with Sly to Luna's chamber and tap on the door.*
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NM: after a few more taps Luna opens her chamber doors and looks down at NM, and Sly who was still whimpering) aunty Luna bad ponies made Sly cry
Luna: picked Sly up in her magic and nuzzled him a little to calm him down) tell me what happened. (later that day Luna, Spitfire, Celesti, and Kit sat around a table with NM and Sly.) little ones tell them what you told me earlier.
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NM: *Tells everypony what happened and nuzzles up close to Spitfire.*
Celestia: *to no pony in particular.* So, the other nobles think that their conversations outside of court will fall on deaf ears? And to insult my nephew for his improving attitude and personality, that is just unbecoming of a noble.
NM: *gulped* W-what do you all p-plan on doing? *trembles a little at how angry Celestia looks right now, even though he knew it wasn't towards him.*
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Kit: I'm going to have a nice little chat with those two. (holds out his hands and watches as they change into claws.) then I'm going to feed them to some tember wolf's.
Celestia: you can have your chat with them but you will bring them before the day court tomorrow, sister please ensure they have nothing but the best dreams tonight I want them well rested for tomorrow when they appear before the court.
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Luna: *Smiles* As you wish sister. I'll ensure that they do.
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Celestia: the following morning as day court started the nobels gathered not only was Celestia was at her throne but Luna stood beside her.) thank you for coming to day before we start me and my sister have something very important to say. As you all know this is the royal palace where we hold both day and night courts as well as many grand parties that many of you enjoy. (no argument was geared and Celestia smiled) besides those thing this is also our home and each of you are guest in our home. (just then the throne room doors open and both uppercut and jet set was pulled into the court complaining as Kit tugged on an ear each like he was pulling an ill behaved foal) yesterday while these two where in our home they said some pretty harmful thing thinking it was falling of deaf ears but it was over heard and passed onto us, since they do not wish to be respectful in our home then they are no long aloud to come to our home for any occasion, in short as you others put it they have lost the favor of the throne. (there was a sudden gasp from the other novels while upper crust fell to the floor begging celestial to reconsider her decision, for a noble there was no greater punishment then this.) Kit you may
Kit: take them to the tember wolves? ( this statement only got both jet set and upper crust to start pleading to the royal sisters for protection)
Celestia: back to their home. (Kit did as he was told all be it dragging the two by their ears.)
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Luna: Now, as you can all see, your conversations do not go unchecked. We will be informed, so those who display ungrateful attitudes shall be punished accordingly. Do we make ourselves clear.
*Many agreed to be cautious about their attitudes towards other ponies, common and noble alike.*
*Meanwhile the ponies were returned to their homes, unfortunately punishment wasn't over, as a many very angry Wonderbolts and a few angry Ponyville citizens were waiting for their arrival.*
Spitfire: I suppose that it wasn't said that Celestia and Luna both signed a document stating that we, the Wonderbolts and our friends that are citizens of Ponyville are allowed to give you punishment we see fit. Rarity, if you will please?
*Blueblood was with them since he needed to be babysat while his Aunts were away at court and covered his little eyes as he sat on Soarin's back with Sky Hooves, but took a peak, sort of wanting to see what would happen to the nobles he once considered friends before his regression and being reformed.*
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the group divided into two the mares took upper crust while the stallions concentrated on jet set, the mares not only gave upper crust a stern talking down to Rarity used her knowledge of fashion to give upper crust the worst make over possible, but just when she thought it was over Spitfire grabbed her and gave the spoiled Nobel what most spoiled children deserves, this all taking place out in the open view confront of their home)
(tag you get to decide jet set' fate)
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*While Spitfire handle uppercrust, Applejack was preparing to show just how powerful she was after all those years of Apple Bucking. Big Mac wanted to do it, but he knew he would do more damage then needed. Applejack was lining Jet set up for the muddy area just outside the city. Then she would leave the rest to Fluttershy, who had something special planned for both. Common Ponies and the nice nobles alike came to watch Applejacks feat of wonder at Apple Bucking. Applejack then got into position, controlled her strength and fired.*
Jet Set: Aaaaaah Hoo Hoo Hoooey! *Lands in the mud getting covered in it.* Of all the uncouth ideas I... *sees Fluttershy standing right in front of him.*
(your turn.)
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jet set: and what are you going to do you ugly mule. (as upper crust landed beside her husband Fluttershy noticed Kit heading for jet set but only waved him off before giving both ponies the stare and a firm talked down to even worst then the one she had given a grown Dragon.)
Fluttershy: I said WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOUR SELVES!?
Upper crust: but we're nobles. (this response only got Fluttershy to give them an even sterner stare.)
(tag your it)
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Fluttershy: And you should know better then to make such remarks about those who live the simpler lives. Just because you were born into nobility, it does not give you the right to make others feel inferior. They should be able to look up to you and not be treated like dirt. Lord Fancy Pants has known this and Prince Blueblood has been learning. You should have been thrown in the dungeon for the things you said. My little Rainbow and Lightning are some of the sweetest girls you could ever know. *This made her daughters blush.*
Rarity: And Spitfire and Soarnin's little Sky Hooves and Night Mist are already proving to be truning into fine little young lads, as well as Prince Blueblood. Oh and lets not forget my Darling little Onyx. *Sky Hooves, Onyx, Blueblood and Night Mist all cover their faces.*
Applejack: And I'd be a Liar if I said Little Sly and Lil Moon (Yeah she calls her that instead of Nightmare Moon.) wasn't one of the cutest lil alicorns I ever met.
(Back to you.)
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Kit: and let us not forget they are all Foals, nobility or not you want to keep a silver spoon shoved so far up your flanks and look down on others I could really care less because a new order is coming where only the kind and caring will be heard, but when you start to insult and target the youth then you earn my undivided attention, right now you should be not only thanking the royal sisters but also every pony here that I have notdone what I wished, it took all of them and ms. Fluttershy starting me down a few hours before I agreed to let them deal with you.( snapped his fingers and muddy tentacles reached up and pulled both ponies into a bowing position before Fluttershy.) but do not think that will save you next time you hurt a youth be it physically or emotionally, I will be there in a flash and nothing of harmony or chaos will be able to stop me from showing you the reason that if you value your life, if you ever wish to see another Sun rise, you never anger a Kitsune. (Kit snapped his fingers again and both notable lifted their heads gasping for air.) Let those words haunt you for the rest of your life (Kit snapped his fingers again and both ponies winced slight) just so you never forget this day, should you happen to forget this lesson you will relive these events in your dreams, there are only two ways to negate that little spell of mine, one gain the royal sisters favor again, and Luna can over power it, or two be nice respectful ponies during the day and get a good night sleep at night. Otherwise you'll be getting a reminder to be good little ponies.
(tag)
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Soarin: Well in any other given situation I would have said that to be a little harsh, but when my boys become the target, I do not disagree, also, know this, should you ever act in such a manner again against me, my sons, their friends or our friends-"
Spitfire: *Budged in* Not only will the nightmares haunt you, but Soarin and I will perform something far worse then you can imagine. The Wonderbolts have taught us many things, and some things, you might not find to your liking.
Applejack: Their not the only things you two might not have good taste for. Should you act this way in the future, my Apple Buckin will feel like a pin prick compared to what me and the whole of the Apple family will do. We don't take kindly to this kinda misbehavior.
(Gotcha, your turn again.)
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Kit: well now that everyone has had their say allow me to deliver you to your home (snaps his fingers and the two mud covered ponies vanish only for a loud commotion and screaming to come from their home) oh good pinkie finished pranking their home.
RD: grabs her sister and smiled) we helped.
Kit: well I suppose I should help them clean up a bit.( kit snapped his fingers again and the doors and windows sealed tight as a cloud moved over the chimney and started to poor a waterfall down it filling the home while jet set and upper crust screamed, kit laughed as he watched this only to stop as he turned and saw fluttershy with her arms crossed and tapping her hoof.) Of fine ( snapped his fingers and let the home drain.
(Your turn)
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Celestia: Well, looks like Kit and the others had their fun, shall we continue with the prank war sister?.... Luna? *Looks up and watches as gigantic spaghetti noodles, fresly boiled and smothered in sauce, fell all over the throne room and onto her.* Well played sister... game on.
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Discord: smiles as he watches from a hiding spot) oh what glorious chaos this is going to be. (Feels a tap on his shoulder and find Philomena smilling at him, realizing he had shrunk him self he could only picture what the fire bird was thinking) now Philomena let's be adult about this. (Jumps out of the way just as philomena tries to bite him like a worm.) Well that wasn't very nice. (Runs away as Philomena gives chase, all the while having no luck changing back to his normal form. Else where in the castle Luna smiled as she laid in the nursery while BB,nightmare moon, and Sly plaid happily.
BB: I hope NM, and SH come over today I like playing castle with them.
Nightmare moon: hey what about us blue?
BB: well its alright to play with you two but with other colts I can play war with all my royal guard ponies.
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Luna: Well, you're in luck, Spitfire was bringing her boys over today and Fluttershy is bringing Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust over as well. As long as you behave, I'm sure you'll all have fun.
*Meanwhile in the sky, Night Mist and Sky Hooves were riding in foal carriers strapped to Spitfire's back while Rainbow and Lightning were riding foal carriers strapped to Fluttershy .*
NM: I can't wait ta see da suwpwise Auntie Tia has.
RD: I heaw it gonna be awesome.
Fluttershy: Alright settle down little ones, we don't want you to tire yourselves out before you even see the surprise.
(Sorry abut the wait, your it.)
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Sly: walks up and taps one of BB royal guard toys) erow? (There came no squeak getting Sly to frown as he walked over to the toy chest and dig through it until he emerged with several changeling shapped squeaky toys.)
BB: you want to play Sly? (Sly looked at BB then walked over to his sister who was working on a block castle, as well as changing her pony toys cloths and switching their dresses with left over battle armor from BB royal guard figures.) Hey what you doing?
Nightmare moon: well you just said fillies can't play war and I'm going to prove you wrong. (Places a figure on the block castle dressed in night guard armor.) This is now the Luna empire and we live in peace, so don't start no trouble or well show you that fillies are just as good as colts playing war. (BB sat at his toy castle for a few monuments before he burst into laughter.) WHAT SO FUNNY!
BB: you just called Sly a girl!
Sly:BARK!
BB: don't bark at me she's the one who called you a girl?
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Luna: Blue Blood. That isn't very nice. *Hears Sly whimpering.* and you hurt Sly's feelings. *She picks up Sly with her magic and nuzzles him.* Shhhh, it's okay sweetie. Now Blueblood say your sorry.
BB: But...
Luna: Do you want Rarity and Fluttershy to retract their comments about how you're becoming a better gentlecolt.
BB: N-no.
Luna: Then Apologize.
BB: Okay. *Crawls over to Luna and Sly.* I'm sorry Sly, do you forgive me.
Sly: Bark! *Starts to lick him.*
Luna: There we go. Now, you better get back in your castle before the Lunar Empire takes over the Solar kingdom.
BB: Eep! *Crawls back to his castle.*
NMM: See, told you Fillies could play war, and so can pups. Lets do this Sly we've got him on the run.
*Spitfire and the others were in the Doorway watching this.*
Spitfire: What manner of warfare have we stumbled upon?
BB: Nighty! Sky! I need your help. The Lunar Empire is about to try and take the Solar kingdom.
RD: Hey! What about us?! *points to Lightning and herself.*
NMM: I need your help to help take over his kingdom.
RD and LD: Okay. *Crawl over as Fluttershy lets them down.*
Fluttershy: Now be careful girls. don't be too rough.
RD and LD: Yes Mama.
SH: Guess it's boys verses girls.
NM: Sorry, but my loyalty's to the Lunar Empire.
NMM, RD and LD: Yay!
Sly: Bark!
BB: Traitor.
SH: Hey, it's all in good fun.
NM: Yeah, and you could just come and join the dark side. *Crawls over to the lunar castle.*
BB: Never.
SH: We'll never join you. You captured our brother. *Crawls to the solar castle.*
NM: No Sky and Blue, I.... am your brother.
BB and SH: Noooooooo!
*The grown ups couldn't help but laugh at their Pony Wars reenactment and neither could the fillies.*
(Sorry had to go a little star wars there. Your up.)
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As the adults left to get the surprise ready Luna smiled as she noticed a small figure sitting on the bookshelf.)
BB: as the door shut BB turned to SH and smiled) fire the secret weapon. ( with that SH tossed a ball at the same time as BB while the Luna empire discussed how to finish building the castle, as the balled struck BB and SH cheered as the block castle tumbled to the ground) VICTORY!
NMM: HEY! THAT NOT FAIR!
BB: all fair in war.(BB taunted and stuck out his tung only to watch as the Luna empire rebuilt it self, and a new toy size figure aappeared before it.) Hey what that?
Kit: dressed in a black exo armor turned and looked at the solar kingdom.) I believe this is what you call a wild card, or rather I'm the one that's going to make sure both sides play fair. Each since gets to make one attempt to cheat the side that tries a second time will face a penalty.)
BB: gulps slightly.) What's the penalty?
Kit: I join the other team.
BB,SH: Well be good.
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NMM: Now, Nighty, you will attack from the east side. Lightning you attack from the west side. Rainbow will sneak around to the north and attack from the back side.
NM: Okay. what do you want us to use.
*NMM gives them each a toy model of their favorite weapon.*
SH: So what we gonna do Blueblood?
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SH:what we going to do now?
BB: don't worry my uncle shinning taught be a good spell last time he was here.( as the lunar empire attacked BB put up a barrier and let them wake away) I call no fair this supposed to be a war of figures.
Kit: he has a point little moon, now should you wish to use the toy weapons then I'll allow one member from each team to spare to determine the victor but only when two of the figures meet, and to make this a bit more fair well make it turn base, only one side is able to move figures at a time. ( snapped his fingers and a toy forest popped up between the two castles) didn't think I noticed that war wagon did you sly.
Sly: hides a toy way wagon behind his back) whimper.
Kit: don't worrier you can use it just life,e BB can use his war chariot he's trying to hid behind his castle. The first just prevents and rolling demolition attacks on the castle.
NM: what about the weapons?
Kit: only those with the foam ammunition, like the catapults both sides have yo can use foam balls don't want anyone to get hurt. Any other questions?
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NM: I guess not.
Lightning: enough chat time to conquer.
*While she had BB and SH's attention Rainbow sneaked behind them and threw her foam balls with her catapult.*
SH: Ah, prince our defenses are down, what do we do?
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BB: I call cheat. Rainbow threw her catapult at us.
Kit: so I notice, Rainbow you want me to tell Fluttershy your throwing toys?
Rainbow: gulped slightly) no.
Kit: You want me to join the solar kingdom?
Lunar empire: NO!
BB: But they already cheated once.
Kit: yes but now that we have some ground rules the counter reset.
BB: So that means we get one cheat also?
Kit: one cheat.
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*The Lunar Empire made their way back to their fortress and planned their next move.*
(How is this supposed to be fun if everything they do is considered a cheat?)
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(Not everything is a cheat, but throwing toys is a no no. Besides this is where we get creative.)
SH: As each team took turns moving their figures it finally happened that a pony from the lunar empire ran into one of the solar empire.) So now we can duel?
Kit: yes chose your champions.
NM: me first.
BB: I chose SH.
SH: WHAT!
BB: don't worry its your brother hell take it easy on you.
Kit: alright, (snaps his fingers and both colts were now in vest with a little heart on the front.) First one to make contact with the others heart mark win the duel.
SH: As the duel started it was clear the BB plan had back fired, and NM was trying hard to win, as the foam swords smacked agest one another everyone else watched waiting to see who would win, at one point as SH sword was knocked from his grip and him rolling on his back he looked a NM who moved in for the killing blow) but we're brothers.
NM: Today you will pay for your lack of. (Tap) for your lack of ( Tap, tap) what is that? ( as NM looks down he notices he had moved in to close as SH was tapping the heart mark on his vest.)
Kit: Winner SH.
NM But he didn't tap me with the sword.
Kit: I never said you had to make contact with the sword now did I?
NM: No but (groans in frustration before looking at his team who all face hooves, except for Sly who face pawed.
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NM: Sorry.
NMM: It's okay, but we need to get our wounded warrior. I ask that the Solar Empire respect the rules of war and lets take back our wounded comrade.
Kit: It is the rules of war Blueblood. You need to respect her wishes.
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BB: I respect her wishes but denie her request, the warrior is a prisoner of war and will be held and given medical treatment, food, and water until the war is over.
Kit: which is aloud but reflects your kingdom in a bad light.
NMM: WHAT! But that's not fair he already has more figures then us now he can capture figures also.
Kit: just like you can, besides who says he has more, for his actions has spread far and wide and allies have come to the lunar empires aid.( with a snap of his fingers several griffon shapped toys appeared over head and landed in front of the lunar empire castle.)
BB: WHAT! But that's not fair!
Kit: says the one that wishes to ignored a rule of war, no creature wants a cruel leader to rule over them. And your choice made the griffon kingdom send aid to a kinder ruller.
BB: but there was nothing in the rules that said I couldn't capture.
Kit: To our game no, but as you said you wanted to play war and this is a side effect of your actions.
BB: Fine but we get next move.
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NM: Well, this is a fine predicament, brother. *Carried into the solar fortress.
SH: Indeed.
NM: *Whispers* You know, you could always decide to come to the Lunar Empire and get me out of here. Allies that were once Blueblood's are now hers.
SH: I'll think about it.
BB: What is keeping you, we must put our captive where they can see him, they won't dare attack if he's in the line of fire. But don't worry, we will make sure he's well looked after, we are not that cruel.
NMM: Hey, that's a coward's move.
Kit: But it is aloud Little Moon. He is playing his cards right for the moment, but that doesn't mean he has the upper hoof yet. And you heard that they won't torture him, so that counts for something. Besides, there are other forces that are not on the side of the Solar or Lunar kingdoms. *snaps his finger and a toy dragons' lair appears in the room.* And they have a treasure both sides seem to want.
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BB: treasure?( SH shook his head.)
SH: don't do it, its a trap.
BB: I know that.( clears his throat.) Oh yes the dragons lair filled squeaky toys and bouncy balls.
Sly: loo,s at BB then at NMM his tail wagging and a smile on his face.) Back.
NMM: Don't listen to him he lying, and we don't want the treasure needed.
Sly: whimper.
BB: Am I lying NMM how do you know what the treasure is, it could be gold and jewels or it could be just what I said squeaky toys and bouncy balls, I guess well never know unless one of us goes for it, and that just what we going to do, I'm getting all the squeaky toys and bouncy balls of the kingdom, and not going to let no one of the .lunar empire have any.
Sly: looks at his older sister with a panicked look on his face) WHIMPER.
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Kit: I'm sorry BB, but you just used your cheat.
BB: What?! But I didn't cheat.
Kit: You're toying with Sly's emotions, and you know that's something I don't stand for.
BB: But, I thought we could tempt the other side.
Luna: *walks in* Not when it comes to Sly's weak spot.
NMM: Mommy, you're back.
Luna: I'll let you all finish your game, and then we'll head downstairs. Everypony is waiting for us. And Blueblood you should know better then to tempt Sly like that.
BB: But I was just...
Luna: Ah ah, you won't talk your way out of it. Be glad I didn't give you a spanking and Kit didn't turn you into a squeaky toy for punishment.
Kit: Well, that's more up Discord's ally. I'd much rather give him the shrink treatment, but even that's only to happen when someone really gets on my bad side.
(Explains why Discord cannot go back to normal size, no?)
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(Yes it would explain discords current problem)
BB: Fine I'm sorry Sly.
Kit: erow?(looks first at BB then at NMM confused)
NMM: He was telling a fib about the squeaky toys and bouncy balls.
Sly: Looks at BB slightly shocked then a little angry as he takes one of his changeling toys walks over to the solar kingdom and places it next to a guard pony and the takes the guard pony.
BB: Hey you can't do that.
Kit: Actually he can, he just demonstrating that your guard was really a changeling, which also means NM has been freed. ( Sly places the guard pony back takes his changeling figure back before placing the guard pony with the other guard prony figures.) And now it looks like he's demonstrating that the changeling has dawned his disguise again and has infiltrated the guards once more. (Sly made one firm nod before walking back to the lunar empire with NM.) I think that's his way of saying don't tease about squeaky toys or bouncy balls, which I think you should listen to.
NM: Yeah who knows how many more changelings are in your ranks.