Nightmare Night special part 3
Darkness looked at the Earth pony floating above the floor, surprised by his magic, then getting off the floor he scowled at him angrily. "And who in the name of gods are you!?" he demanded.
"I am Super-Stallion and if you want to hurt Celestia your going to have to go through me." Super-Stallion said with a stern expression.
Darkness just laughed. "Ha, Ha you believe you can stop me? I am Darkness, you cannot defeat me! But I admit you have a very strong punch there," he commented rubbing his still sore cheek. "but that alone won't stop me, now do me a favor and DIE!"
Darkness' horn quickly glowed and black flames irrupted from his horn straight at Super-Stallion, he didn't have time to dodge but he shielded himself expecting to be hit, but the fireball never made contact for it was destroyed by something flying threw the air that hit the fireball destroying it.
Both of them watched as the spinning object went flying to the other side of the room until it was stopped by a hand raised in the air waiting for its arrival. The pony held the sword that looked like a big boomerang over his shoulder he was wearing full armor and his helmet looked liked a wolf with a unicorn horn.
I knew who the pony or should I say drake was behind the mask. "Kit?"
"I am not this Kit you speak of, I am The Duke Org Zen-aku and you are you the one who cursed these ponies!?" Zen-aku asked pointing the tip of his sword at Darkness.
"Yes I did, what are you going to do about it?"
"In the name of justice, you shall turn them back or you will face me in combat!"
"Bring it on then, because I don't ever tend to change them back!"
Zen-aku charged at Darkness his curved blade in position to cut him in half, Darkness started firing beams of energy at him but he dodged every single one without even having to move out of firing range.
Zen swung his sword at Darkness but missed by a thread when he jumped back avoiding being hit. Darkness' horn glowed again and he summoned his own sword from shadows. Zen-aku stroke at him and there swords collided and they pushed to gain the upper hoof on one another.
I was about to fly in and help till I was stopped by a wing. I look to see Celestia with a stern look. "Hold on young colt, I need your help." she said.
"What do you need Princess?" I asked.
"I am the only one who knows how to stop Darkness, but I must go somewhere and get what I need to stop him. I need you to stay here and help Zen-aku with the other ponies that turned into monsters and you have to save my sister!" Celestia said pointing a hoof at the monster ponies and the cage that held her sister holding Nightmare close to her.
Nightmare looked up at Luna fear clearly in her eyes. "Woona...I'm scawed."
"It's okay my little moon, it'll be alright." Luna said holding her tight, she would use her magic to escape but the magical bars prevented her from doing so.
I looked at them and then I looked at the other side of the room where the other foals were inside the protective ice dome. Okay they should be safe while I stop the monster ponies and save the Princess. I look at Celestia. "Okay I'll stop them and save your sister, you just hurry and come back whatever you need."
Celestia nodded and with a flash of light she disappeared. I looked at the approaching army of the costumed dead and charged at them knocking whatever monster was in front of me out of the way with ease, I'm going to have to be carful though don't want to hurt them to badly.
I kept flying threw the crowd, punching through to get to the cage that held the princess...saying really bad puns at that.
"Heads up, zombie!"
"Bite on this, vampire!"
"Want me to call your mommy, mummy!?"
"Hey Skull head I got a bone to pick with you!"
After fighting through Darkness army and bad puns I made it to the cage and looked at Luna and Nightmare who stared back. Nightmare gasped when she saw me. "Onyx is that you!?"
I smiled. "Yep, surprised to see me, Moony?"
"Weww yeah, wow your really cute when you gwow up." Nightmare complemented.
"Onyx, do you think you can help us get out of here?" Luna asked.
"When, I'm like this I'd prefer to be called Super-Stallion if you don't mind, Okay now to get you two out." I said, grabbing the bars I started bending them out of the way and Luna with Nightmare quickly ran out and when I let go of the bars the shadows pulled back in place fixing the bars and making them straight once more.
"Thank you Super-Stallion, but what now?" Luna asked watching the army coming toward them.
I look at Zen-aku fighting Darkness, then I looked at the other side and scowled when I saw that some of the monsters start to attack the ice dome, the foals inside starting to cower. I look at Luna. "Princess, I want you to go get the other foals and get out of here as fast as you can!" I ordered.
"But what about you?!" Nightmare asked worried.
"Don't worry I can handle myself, you guys go and get somewhere safe."
Luna nodded, she flew over the ponies with Nightmare on her back and went over to the dome. She looked down at the monsters surrounding the dome, pounding on it to get the frightened foals. using her magic Luna fired a beam of magic that blew away all the surrounding monsters and destroying the front of the dome.
Luna landed in the opening and looked at the foals. "Are you little ones alright."
Rainbow nodded. "Yeah we're alwight, but where are our Mommies?" she asked worried for Fluttershy.
Luna looked back at the crowd of monsters, she could see all the rest of the element bearers, but instead of normal ponies she saw monster look alikes making there way to help Darkness destroy the young trickster now, Zen-aku.
Luna looks back at Rainbow who had a sad expression, she frowned. "I'm sorry Rainbow, but they're monsters now." she said sadly.
"Well what awe we waiting for? We got to save them!" Rainbow said about to zoom off till she was caught in Luna's magic and was lifted up.
"No young Dash, it's to dangerous and you could get hurt, don't worry though Super-Stallion has it covered."
Rainbow looked up at her. "Onyx! He can't do much better then we can, besides he's just-" she was interrupted by a big crashing sound from the other side of the and she looked and gasped as she saw a stallion wearing the same costume as Onyx and even looked like him. "...Onyx!"
I beat monster after monster that came at me not letting a single one get past me and get to the fight with Kit and Darkness. I kept beating them until a saw the next group of monsters. They're standing in front of me growling where the rest of the Elements of Harmony now monster of the costume they wore.
I knew I could never hurt them, they're my friends but they could hurt me and I know with their minds being controlled by Darkness, they won't hesitate to. I didn't want to hurt them but I had no choice and maybe the plan I had wouldn't hurt them much.
The first to attack was Count Twilight bearing her fangs to bite into my neck, before she could take a bite out my neck I quickly dodged out the way for her to fly past me and land on the floor. Before she could get back up I grabbed her and flew up to a chandelier and bending the metal around her I had her strapped in it like a stray jacket her struggling to get out.
I looked down in time to see Flutterwitch flying up at me her hooves glowing with dark energy and pointing her hooves she fired bolts of lightning at me. I dodged the bolts of lighting and charged at her, grabbing her she struggled to escape until I head butted her in the head and knocked her unconscious. "Sorry Fluttershy." I apologized.
I landed back on the floor and rested her on it and looked at the rest of the elements left. Applejack the scarecrow came running to me about to hit me in the face, I took a deep breath and blew right in her face causing her body to start to freeze until her whole body was frozen solid.
I hear a growl next to me and I look to see Pinkie Wolf crouched down ready to attack, I look around for something to use and I see a Zombie clown walking toward me. Running to him I remove the fake nose and punch him in the face sending him falling. "Laugh on that!"
I came back to Pinkie and started squeaking the fake nose, Pinkie's ears perked up and her tail started wagging and she sat up on her haunches excited. I threw the nose and watched as she chased it as it bounced away.
I hear hissing behind me and I turn around and frowned at the pony I least wanted to see in a monster state. Rarity was hissing like the cat she now was with claws and black fur and whiskers. Taking off my cape I started wiggling it in the air at Rarity looking at it with interest, she walked up to the cape and started trying to grab it with her claws.
Knowing she was now distracted I let go to let her take it and play with my cape. Finally done with them I look at the rest of the monsters in the room. "Alright, who's next!?"
Over with Zen-aku and Darkness they clashed sword fencing and fighting trying to get the upper hoof on the other swinging there swords.
"Cresent Blade! Cresent Wave!" Zen yelled swinging his sword and a blade of energy shot out charging at Darkness.
Darkness dodged and sent his own beam of magic at him. Zen-aku hits the beam of darkness with his blade knocking it aside and charged at Darkness knocking more beams out the way.
When he got close both Zen-aku's and Darkness sword collided again for what probably the fifth time. "You're a pretty good fighter join me and I can give you a good spot in my army." Darkness said.
"No thanks, I don't work for the forces of evil no more, now I fight it just like now!"
Darkness scowled and with one mighty shove he pushed him away. "That's too bad cause now I grow tired of this game, I would have let you live if you had decided to join me, but now you must parish!" he yelled
With a glow of his horn a small hole opened up behind him that was no more than two inches big, it started getting bigger and bigger...and bigger...and bigger.
"Sweet Baby Luna in a cradle, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!" I screamed.
Zen-aku gasped as everything started flying to the black hole the monster ponies struggled to hold onto anything they could and I helped them by putting up an ice wall with my breath they maybe monsters but there still ponies who may still have a chance at being cured.
Darkness laughed insanely. "Ha prepare yourselves mortals to enter! OBLVION!"
"DARKNESS"
Darkness eyes shrunk to the size of pinpricks when his name was called by the sudden new voice, and the Black hole behind him disappeared with a pop out of existence. Without warning he started running past monsters until he was suddenly lifted of the ground by a bright magic.
I looked at him confused till suddenly a bright light filled the whole room and I couldn't see a thing. when the light faded I gasped as I saw Celestia standing next to Darkness but she wasn't alone, standing next to her was a tall slim alicorn mare who was just as tall as the Princess, her mane was pure white glowing a light so bright, she had a cutie mark of a bright star that looked like it was glowing like her mane and she was staring right at Darkness.
"Darkness Armageddon Void! Have you've been causing trouble for ponies again?!" the new pony said.
Darkness winced and bowed his head, "No...Mother." he said sadly.
"Oh well that's not what Celestia here has told me." she said sternly leaning in. "In fact she said you've turned her ponies into monsters and tried to cover the world in darkness again!"
He didn't say anything but looked down at the floor.
"Alright and another thing why do you look like this, you could scar somepony." she said and her horn started to glow.
Darkness head shot up his expression looking horrified. "No wait!"
In a flash of light I covered my eyes again and when it faded and I looked around I gasped in joy as I saw everypony was a pony again and not monsters that wanted to eat my guts. I looked back at Celestia and the other pony and I gasped again but not in the same emotion as before.
Levitated in the air in place of Darkness was a small version of him with same coat and mane color and he had his Cutie mark. "Now that's better, you look so cute like this." the pony cooed grabbing the little Darkness and hugging him.
"Mother don't hug me in front of my enemies. I'm supposed to be scary!" Darkness wined.
"Now don't start or does Mother have to spank teach the lord of darkness a lesson?" she said threateningly.
"...I'll be good."
I walked up to the Princess and the guest and looked at her, "Umm pardon me but who are you?" I asked.
The strange pony looked at me and smiled. "Hello I am Starla the mother of Darkness here. I'm sorry if he caused trouble I thought leaving him in that vase for a thousand years would be punishment enough, but I guess I was wrong," she said looking at Darkness, "and as soon as we get home you're going to stay in the corner for another thousand years."
Darkness bowed his head and growled. I looked at Celestia. "Wait, I thought you were the one who beat him the first time?"
"Well not exactly I was the one who told his mother the first time and she handled the rest I just helped." Celestia said.
Nightmare looked at Darkness. "That guy's my daddy...why is it he's so small?"
"He's always been that small since the beginning of time he grows way slower then other gods and that's one of the main reasons I wasn't interested in marrying him." Luna explained.
"Yeah cause who wants to marry a spoiled brat?"
Luna looks behind to see Discord. "Oh your finally unfrozen Discord."
"Yeah after he froze me for trying to spill his 'little' secret, I had to wait there for the ice to melt and get free, it wasn't too boring, better than being stone." Discord said.
"Well Celestia, since now that's taken care of I should be going now." Starla said holding Darkness.
Celestia smiled. "Okay Starla, I'll see you at the next meeting of the gods."
Starla nodded and with a glow of her horn she and Darkness disappeared to who knows where.
****
The party went back as planned and everypony was partying again, the foals where happy to be with there mothers again.
Rarity smiled at Onyx. "Oh my Onyx, you look so handsome when you grow up, though when are you going to change back into a foal?" she asked wanting to enjoy all the time she can get from Onyx foalhood.
Celestia then walked up to us. "Don't worry Rarity, Starla said that some of Darkness did will take time to wear of and thank you Onyx for helping us you really saved the day."
"Your welcome Celestia but do call me Super-Stallion when I'm dressed like this." I said starting to strut in the suit.
Celestia giggled. "Alright and I do hope if needed we can get help from you again."
I nodded and looked off to the side and I could see Kit walking to the balcony, I walked over outside to the balcony and to the railing to where Kit was standing and looked at him.
"Hey Kit thanks for helping me, even though it was actually you as Zen-aku you where a real help." I said.
Kit chuckled and looked at me. "You'd think that but actually I was aware of what happened all along." he retorted with a smirk.
My eyes grew wide. "Wait so...you where really helping?"
"Yeah, for your information; I'm not evil."
"Yeah all the things you do wouldn't change my mind of that."
"That's just for fun, I'm sorry if I caused you any pain that's just how I do I wouldn't mind if we actually became friends." Kit said looking out to the night sky.
I raise a brow. "Really you want to be friends?"
"Yeah I know you don't trust me and honestly sometimes you shouldn't, cause you know I'm still mean but I would still like to be your friend cause in truth I think your cool."
I felt really surprised, "But your still going to do what you do and cause chaos right?" I asked.
"Yeah but I do hope that doesn't change anything and we can still be friends." He said.
"Well in that case there's only one thing to do."
"Your not going to beat me are you?" Kit asked looking at me a bit worried now.
"No Kit, I'm going to do something better..." I said putting a hoof on his shoulder. "I'm going to label you as my Vegeta."
"Your...Vegeta what does that mean?" he asked confused.
"It means your my best friend yet my rival at the same time, like Goku and Vegeta always fighting each other but still pals what good story have you heard that doesn't have a rival relation ship in it with the main cast?"
Kit thought about it for a minute then chuckled. "Okay so we're friends."
"Yeah friends." I said lifting my hoof for a bro hoof. He gladly bumps my hoof and are friend ship is sealed. "I hope you do tell me your next evil plan though if you don't mind?"
"But then what fun would that be...although I will tell you what I plan after this chap." Kit said with a sly grin.
"What?" I said, Kit leans in my ear and whispers into my ear and my eyes grow wide and when he was done I looked at him shocked as he walked away. "Wait you can't do that!"
Kit turns around and gives me a sly grin. "Watch me." he said and before I can grab him he snaps his fingers and he disappeared.
I looked at the spot Kit was standing for a while then looked up at the night sky and scream. "NIGHT-MIST, SKY HOOVES, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"
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I have a bad feeling...
(In my unconscious state, thinking.) Ow. How did I not see that coming? I mean there were so many hints, but still. Kit got a home run on me with that move. I know one things for sure. When I wake up, I'm gonna have a wicked headache.
the funniest part was when>>3467908 and>>3467894 learned that the fourth wall won't protect them from Kit and Discord's wrath.
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Eeyup.
(In my head) How is it I can hear Big Mac?
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Discord: Your becoming delusional my friend let me help you with that. *Hits him with frying pan and hears him groan from inside the bag*
Kit: Discord stop hitting him what are you trying to do give him brain damage!
Discord: Aww but I like hitting him.
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Discord and Kit together right now, oh this can't be good.
3467966>>3467976 I just might die laughing.
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Uh oh, I don't want to cause someones d....
Discord: (Hits me with the frying pan again and I am out cold completely.) That will keep him asleep for a while.
Kit: Discord, no more frying pans, honestly, he's had enough.
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Discord: Fine, I promise no more frying pans. (Waits until Kit turns his back then raises a club over his head about to bring it down on the out cold N-mist.)
Kit: places on finger on the end of the club tip and watchs as Discord tries to bring it down on n-mist.) DISCORD!
Discord: Oh come on just one swing, please, I promise it'll be the last one, cross my heart hope to fly stike a cupcake in my eye
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Kit: A tiny unharmful one. And remember, no one breaks a Pinkie Promise. Not even you or me.
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Hey you never told us who the traitor was.
3468228>>3468235
Yeah who is the traitor CS?
3468243>>3468235
Alright, Alright as i said i do not like leaving anything unfinished, so tonight i will post who the traitor is although it will be a little while, but i promise you would never guess who the traitor is.
3468253>>3468235
Man, I wish I could yell at him to answer already if Kit hadn't knocked me out.
{Once again this is for fun, not part of the story. What happens in the story is all up to Super-Stallion}
3468261>>3462697>>3463983
(*STORY CANNON!!*)
It was a bright and sunny day in ponyville and are intrepid little group was out enjoying them selves being watched over by none other then the CMC, though the trio of terror had already tried to get their cutie marks in babysitting, they didn’t mind since it was just fun to watch the future play and laugh. “Come on big sis.” Rainbow called out as she looked at Scootaloo who smiled up at here. “You can do it I know you can.”
“Yeah! You can do it.” Lightning cheered, as she hovered next to Rainbow Dash. As the others started to cheer Scootaloo. From the edge of the Everfree Forest Kit laid on a branch and watched from on from a distance, with smirk on his face.
“Come on kiddo give it a try.” Onyx turned his head to where Kit was resting and used his super vision to see his tormentor wave at him. “It’s my day off calm down.” With those words Onyx turned back to Scootaloo and smiled as he watched her start flapping her wings. As she started to lift off the ground Onyx and the other started to smile.
“YOU’RE DOING IT YOU’RE DOING IT!!!” Rainbow cheered, as she started to fly in front of Scootaloo.
“Wow I’ve never seen a chicken fly that high before.” Kit turned his attention to two fillies walking up to the group. “Wow even babies fly better then you chicken-loo.”
“Hey back off!” Onyx watched as Applebloom walked up and got face to face with Diamond Tiara.
“Or what Rotten bloom?”
“Good one DT.”
“Or, or I’ll tell my big sister on you.”
“Oh I am so scared of your big sister, she wouldn’t dare do anything to me, none of your family would, you pathetic little blank flank.”
“Well it was going to be a quite day off.” Kit said, getting Onyx’s attention as he watched Kit role off the branch he was resting on and change into a pony, but not just any pony Filthy rich. “DIAMOND TIARA!” Kit yelled, as he stormed up in his current form.
“D-daddy I thought you and mommy where on a trip to mane-hatten.”
“We where but I had to come back for something, and I thought I might surprise you, but it seems I’m the one surprised. Now let’s address what I just heard.”
“Uh,… daddy I can explain.”
“I don’t want to hear it, what you are going to do is take each and everyone of these foals and fillies to sugarcube corner and get them a treat to make up for your attitude and if I find out that you didn’t young lady you can expect a lot worst when I get back from my trip.”
“But daddy.”
“No buts young lady, now march.” with that Diamond Tiara and Silver spoon started to walk off being followed by the CMC who pulled there wagon filled with as many foals as it could carry. “You know she’s going to be angry when she finds out the truth.” Onyx heard Kit say once everyone else was out of normal hearing range. Onyx turned and watched as Kit turned back into his human form. “But then again she is a bit of a brat.” with that Onyx smirked slightly and watched as Kit headed back into the Everfree forest. “Enjoy the treat.”
'What are you up to?' Onyx pondered, as he watched Kit go deeper into the forest.
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NM: looks at CS and Luna on the other side of the airlock.) Alright, but Kit.
Luna: will still be punished but we shall forgo the spanking, he shall only be put in time out. (CS nodded and NM gulped slightly and then reached for the release that would open the airlock.)
SS: AH-HA I KNEW IT!
(NM turns in just enough time to be tackled by SS and N-mist) You’re the Traitor!
NM: NO I’M NOT! (Looks and SS and N-mist in fear and then noticed Kit at the enterance of the living area and notice how he was trembling.) I just,… I’m just trying to protect some pony else.
N-mist: likely story, SS get some rope.
SS: I’ll do better then that. (quickly flies off and comes running back caring some rope and the mane brush.)
N-mist: Why did you bring the mane brush?
SS: She paddled me because I tied her up before, and since she was the traitor I say she get’s what she deserves for unjustly paddling me.
N-mist: in other words, you want a little payback because you where in the right in tying her up?
SS: Yes. (finishes tying NM up and then sits infront of her with N-mist) Alright you have anything to say before we carry out your sentence traitor?
NM: I’m not the traitor
, I just want to keep Kit safe.
N-mist: Safe?
From what?
NM: what do you think, we tossed him in that make shift cage and scared him pretty badly I think he’s had enough and the fact that he might get a spanking for the cookie heist, I was making a deal with Luna and CS to not spank him.
SS: So you expect us to believe that you aren’t the traitor, and that you where just trying to keep Kit safe.
NM: Yes.
N-mist: looks at SS and then back at NM) Yeah we’re not buying that, did you want to swing?
SS: For a little payback for what she did to me? Yes. (behind the trio Kit quickly made it to the airlock with tears running down his face.)
Kit: Luna, they’re going to spank NM, you got to stop them.
Luna: leans down to Kit’s level and in a calm motherly tone said.) I can’t stop them from out here little one.
Kit: B-but if I let you in, then your going to spank.
CS: Is that what you fear? NM was about to let us in under the stipulation that you don’t get spanked, now she’s about to be punished because she wanted to protect you, does that sound fair?
Kit: no.
NM: now laying across a pillow with her flank up in the air.) I swear when I get out of this your both going to be sorry, you hear me. When Luna get’s in here your both going to get it.
SS: Preparing to take his first swing.) That’s if they get in here.
Luna: levitates the mane brush up into the air and over to her, getting the attention of N-mist and SS both looking shocked, then noticed Kit standing at the controls.) No I assure you we are in.
SS: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!! (points a hoof at Kit.) You where always loyal to them, how could you betray us like this, I thought we where friends.
CS: walks in and picks Kit up letting the trickster cry on his shoulder.) uh-hu so you always knew it was Kit.
SS: Well I had a good hunch.
CS: I see, Luna before we carry out the punishment, how about we show them who are true ally in all of this was?”
Luna: That sounds like good idea. (Several moments later the four sat in a row with their eyes closed.) Are you ready to learn the true identity of the one that was helping us most?
SS/Kit/NM/N-mist: Yes ma-am.
CS: Then you can open your eyes and look straight ahead. (with that children opened their eyes and found them selves looking into a mirror.)
SS: w-what?
N-mist: I don’t get it.
Kit: jumps at the mirror and smiles, only to frown as he realized that it was his reflection.)
CS: I guess I should explain, you see you 4 did what many before you have done.
NM: which was?
CS: Well you got what you wanted.
Luna: You had run of the ship, and got the cookies you wanted.
CS: Yes, in short you got power, but with power comes not only great responsibility but also a bit of fear, just like many leaders before you. All I had to do was plant the idea of a traitor in your group and watch as it slowly tore your little group apart, sooner or later the event that took place here would of happened, although in most situations with political powers it normally ended with blood shed. In this case it was only a matter of time before one of you would have cracked and let us in after making the deal with us.
SS: Wait so your saying this entire time, none of us was really working for you.
CS: Nope
N-mist: And all those things you said.
CS: just added nudges to keep your group on the path of self destruction.
SS: So that means, me and N-mist where about to. (*GULP!*) (slowly looks at NM
) I’m sorry.
N-mist: so am I, I hope we can still be friends
NM:
looks at the two colts that only moments before was about to hand down an unjust punishment.) I’ll think about it.
CS: Oh I hope you think quickly because me and Luna have come up with a very interesting punishment for all four of you.
SS/Kit/NM/N-mist: WHAT?
Luna: Yes, you see since it was my Little Moon who thought all this up.
CS: And the one that came to us first to try and make a deal, not to protect herself but another in your group.
Luna: We believe it is only fair that she be deemed the leader of this little chaos, and as the leader it will be her to decided what fate will befall the rest of you, within reason.
CS: Now since she has already made the deal to protect Kit, and Kit did let us in to help protect her from two little colts who where about to bring harm upon her we decided that Kit will be spared the spanking, but will have to go to time out, now what will happen to the rest of you will be determined by her, she can ether A. choose to take the punishment for the group, which means she takes 2 spanking instead of just one.
B. Let you two take your punishment like it would of happened if she had only made the deal for herself.
Or C. Watch you two fight until we have a victor and only the looser get’s a spanking.
SS/N-mist: WHAT!?
CS: Kidding, only the first two options
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SS: *Looks at CS* Umm is it okay...if I just take a spanking for both of us?
CS: What you want to take both yours and his punishment?"
N-Mist: Dude what are you doing!?
SS: It's my fault if I took responsibility and talked it out with everypony we wouldn't be in this mess well now I'm going to answer for it so Nightmare how about it?
NM: Hmm?
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N. Mist: No I am just as guilty as anypony here, probably even more so because I kept jumping to conclusions, and to also admit it, and I am very sorry I even thought of it, I wanted to watch you three get spanked for your little scheme, and even then, I joined in. If anypony is to be punished it should be me. Oh, and keep the sai pony powers off me, they actually take a lot out of me. Kind of one reason I burn out so fast. I'll take all of the punishment NM, I deserve it for all I did.
3468385>>3468405
Luna: Well, well two naughty little colts willing to take the punishment for their entire group, what will it be little moon, since both of them wish to take the punishment you could agree to that.
CS: Or are you willing to take the responsibility of being the leader of this little ban and protect them from their fate like you did for Kit?
NM: looks at both N-mist and SS questionable) hmm?
3468419>>3468385
(SS and N. Mist give her puppy dog eyes to say to pick one of them.)
What a plot twist. Nightmare Moon's father is the same age as she is now. Talk about akward.
3467908>>3467894 It's that not that bad really. All they did for disliking my Nightmare Night chapter is grabbing me by the neck and slamming me left and right, up and down and all around. It's only painful. Then again I don't think that duo doesn't likes me very much. Maybe they go easy on you. Like ironing their shirts?
3468460 Thanks. That really eased my fear... (holds sarcasm shield in hooves)
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(Sorry, had to use that line from the guardians.)
Yeah, I love being shoved in a sac and tossed through a magic portal.
3468484>>3468470 Your welcome~
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3468484 No problem, so long It's funny
3468492 That's why I wrote myself as a chew toy in my chapter pretty much.
3468492 At least you just got a frying pan. I got a frying pan and a bat.
(They hit us with a frying pan again and we are out cold once more.)
Discord: They'll blow our cover if they keep waking up. Kit, know any spells to keep them sleeping?
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NM: I know. (crawls up to Luna and whispers into her ear.)
Luna: Are you sure my little moon.
NM: Yes.
Luna: Very well then. (with that Luna levitates the mane brush to her.) Then let us begin.
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SH: OUCH! Why you hit me? I didnt say anything! (gets a hit from the frying pan again) *BONK!*
Kit: I thought I told you dont hit them with the fryin pan again.
Discord: No. You only said I should stop hitting Night-Mist with the frying pan.
Kit: ...Ok, thats true.
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N. Mist: Okay. Um, begin what exactly. Who's getting spanked?
3468509 So long It's not me, I dont care^^
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SH: Will you cut it..... (Frying pan hits him again and he's out cold.)
Kit: Okay, that's it. (Snaps his fingers and we are deep in sleep.)
Discord: Awww, your no fun.
Kit: At least it gives us time to perform the next part of our plan.
Discord: True.
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N.Mist: Sky Hooves? How did you get in the ship?
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Kit: I know only one thing, but first put this in your ears. (holds out some cotton to Discord, then puts some in his own ears.) And now to keep them asleep.
3468519 How the buck I know? I was just reading your comments and then I was here.
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N. Mist: Huh, strange. CS, did you do this, somehow?
3468523>>3468524 N. Mist & SH: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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(five minutes later)
NM: laying on a pillow) You two owe me big time for this.
SS/N-mist: We know. (the three turn and see Kit walking up to them holding something behind his back.
Kit: CS, and Luna asked me to ask you all something.
NM/SS/N-mist: yes?
Kit: reveals what he was hidding behind his back.) Want a Cookie?
3468523 OH GOD! I... clicked... on... playyyyyyyyyy
ZZZZzzzzz
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sorry, I think I had a few too many and nothing to drink. Hiccup.
N. Mist:
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CS: Nope just a minor cross dimensional rift, see things are already going back to normal.
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N. Mist: Cool.
hey Discord/Kit, do you guy's know Kohrne, chaos god of bloodshed and slaughter ? if so what do you think of his work?
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Alright let's talk about Mister blood and slaughter, yes granted he is a Chaos god, but he also shows what happens when a chaos god goes fully insane, see Discord,
How did you get that?
Discord/Kit:
Kit: Weeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll,... Discord you want to take this one?
Discord: alright, Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Kit: NOT THAT!
Discord: HELLO!
Kit: isn't fully nuts, he loves a good laugh.
Discord: Yeah, because i like to make others laugh, even if it is only on the inside.
Kit: And me i like to cause trouble and some times bring some justice with my Chaos powers, where as Blood and Slaughter, well he lost it a long time ago and for some reason got it in his head that he was some kind of demon God/ Hellraiser want to be. What do we think of his work?
Discord: Well i will admit that some times i do use some images of the things he's done, or his followers have done, when i want to give some really bad nightmares to some Ponies that really deserve it, but I have to get Luna to approve it.
Kit: and i will admit that when it comes down to training to fight off monsters from Tartarus and similar realms of darkness, i will enter into his jurisdiction and fight not only his followers but even him once and a while. However, do we condole what he stands for.
Discord/Kit: no.
Kit: there are limits to thing we will do, and he,... well he just blows those limits out of the water and his followers do some things that honestly makes us sick. Heck his number one goal is to destroy all life until there is nothing but blood and bone dust, and that alone doesn’t set well with us.
Discord: I am wondering why we don’t see him outside his realm anymore.
Kit: Oh that. (reaches under his shirt and pulls out a necklace that was shaped like a sword.) Kind of hard rip into other realities with out you special sword.
Discord:
Kit: all the gods got together while you where in stone sleeping, we got tired of him causing trouble so we attacked him with everything we had.
Discord: And I missed it.
Kit: That’s what happens when you’re a bad boy, you miss out on all the fun.
Discord: Fine, but please tell me you don’t take that with you when you go into his realm.
Kit: nope I leave it here and then cause trouble there.
Wait wait wait.... YOU guy's, celestia,Luna and the rest of your little pantheon ATTACKED Kohrne?!. AND STOLE FROM HIM?!.
Your funeral.
And i dont know i kinda like thaat whole death and destruction thing myself
And by the way you happen to be speaking with one of his followers you oh so dissaprove of and i'm sure my master will be VERY interested to know who has his sword AND what realm it's in
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nah im just kiddin
i follow the old gods like Keuronos, god of the wild, Khorne's a douchebag.
and of course Darkness has a mommy