Rarity was downstairs working on her next dress with some Periwinkle gems a nice gentlecolt gave her a few day ago. She has been using them for her dresses, she was on her fifth dress with the stones. Until she heard foot steps heading towards her, she looks to see Spike and Onyx.
"Good morning Spike, Onyx, how was your nap?" Rarity asked.
"It was okay, Onyx kept slapping me." Spike replied with Onyx stuck to his belly.
Ever since they got stuck together Spike had been spending the night over at Rarity's for almost a week. Today should be the day Spike completely digest the strange yellow gem that a fake Twilight gave him and be able to be free.
Rarity raised a brow, "So what if he smacked you Spike? He's just a baby, he can't hurt you." she retorted.
"I know Rarity, but surprisingly I find that hard to believe." Spike said rubbing his soar cheek, while sleeping Onyx slapped him but to his surprised it actually hurt a lot, it was like getting slapped by Big Macintosh ten times.
I flinched. I haven't quite got my super strength under control yet. I can handle it when I'm awake but when I'm asleep sometimes I break things, like one time I hit one of the bars in my crib and caused it to break lose although now I can get out of my crib, Rarity just thinks it was faulty manufacturing.
Rarity went back to her dress, "Well don't worry Spike, when you down that stone and you and Onyx can part, you'll be able to go home back to Twilight." she said.
Spike sighed lovingly, "Oh no Rarity I don't mind at all." he retorted looking at Rarity with googly eyes.
"Ugh goddess you've been wike this ever since you got hewe." Onyx groaned even though he knew no one here understood him, mostly I thought Spike was a cool guy but when he looks at Rarity like that it annoys the hay out of me, maybe it's the fact Rarity's my mommy.
"There all done how do you like this dress sweetie?" Rarity asked as she brought her new dress in front of Onyx, as soon as she did Onyx started dancing again and she sighed, "Onyx this dancing simply has to stop." she said as she watched him dance on air on Spike's belly.
Spike raised a brow, "Hey Rarity, can I ask you something?"
"What is it Spike?" Rarity said looking from the foolish foal dancing.
"Do you remember when you told me about when you got those new periwinkle gems from a strange pony before?" Spike asked.
"Yeah what about them?"
"You don't think they cause Onyx to dance like how the stone in my belly caused me and him to be stuck together do you?"
Rarity eyes grew wide. Onyx had been dancing ever since she first got the stones and every time he got near one he would start to dance until he danced away from them, "Oh my goddess. Spike you might be right these stone's must be like the one you ate...I'll get rid of them at once, so they can't harm my baby no more." she said.
Then taking the dress and the other four like it from their stands and started working on removing the stones from there perch I sighed in relief. I knew it was those stones were making me dance, but I couldn't say anything.
Once Rarity was finally finished removing the gems from every dress she took them outside and threw them all in the trash. She came back inside and looked at Onyx who wasn't dancing anymore and smiled, "You feel all better now sweetie?" she cooed.
Onyx smiled and nodded, "Yes Mommy, thank you."
Rarity smiled, suddenly there was a knock at the door, "Now who could that be?" she asked herself. Rarity went to the door and opened it and saw Twilight standing there.
"Hello Rarity, I came to see Spike. Can I come in?" she asked.
"Hello Twilight, why of course you can come in." Rarity greeted letting Twilight in.
"Thank you Rarity, I left Sunset and Trixie at Fluttershy's to play. So I decided to stop by and visit, by the way, why did you throw away those gems outside into the garbage?" Twilight asked, wondering why Rarity would throw away good gems.
Rarity then explained what Spike and her discovered about the gems, "So that's what happened Twilight, we had to get rid of the Gems."
"Well it's good you got rid of those gems Rarity. I wonder why Discord's been after Onyx?" Twilight said raising a brow at him.
Spike crossed his arms, "Well whatever reason he better watch out the next time he messes with us, it's all of us against him, he doesn't have a chance." he smirked.
Twilight looked from Onyx and squinted, "I don't think so Spike."
"What, why not Twilight?" Rarity asked a bit confused.
"Discord is clever, but not even he's that clever. I think he had help with this one." Twilight retorted.
"Well, I think that's my cue," said a mysterious voice that seemed to come from nowhere. Everypony looked around for the speaker till suddenly there was a bright light and they all covered there eyes, once the light disappeared. Twilight uncovered her sight to see a pony with a black brown coat and white mane.
"Wait, are you the one helping Discord?" Twilight asked.
The mystery pony nodded, "Yup, causing chaos having a fun time and making you ponies suffer." he said rubbing his hooves together.
"Why? And why Onyx, who are you anyway?!" Rarity asked.
"I go by many names but for you, you may call me Kit.' Kit said bowing to the mares.
"But how? You don't even have a horn." Twilight retorted seeing no horn on his head.
Kit smirked, "Oh I may not be a unicorn," he said then a bright light engulfed him and the room was once again filled with light and once the light disappeared the group gasped to see in Kit's place was a draconicus like Discord only smaller like a teenager with a little puff a white hair on his head, "but I'm something a whole lot better."
Twilight's gasped, "I thought Discord was the only one!"
"He is. I'm just a wanderer of the universe and well this form felt most suited for this moment." Kit retorted looking down at his mismatched body part.
"Alright, so you came to help Discord cause chaos, why go after Onyx?" Spike asked pointing to the foal on his belly.
Kit smiled, "That's a need to know between me and Dizzy, I just came to help you." he said then lifting his hand Kit started using his magic.
Suddenly Spike felt a painful growl in his stomach and held his sides, not thinking about the foal he had his arms tight around him. Twilight gasped and looked at Kit angrily, "What are you doing to Spike!?"
Kit didn't answer but continued his magical flow. Spike groaned as his stomach turned a twisted with something within him, he screamed in pain before something rocketed straight out his 'back hole' and onto the floor Spike looked up at Twilight pleadingly, "Please Twi, get me some pain killers."
Kit teleported behind them and looked down at what came out Spike, a yellow gem stone that glowed a strange aura. Summoning a bag, he stuck his hand down in the bag and picked up the stone with his covered hand and flipping the bag inside out he teleported the bag away to who knows where.
"Couldn't you have waited till that came out naturally?" Twilight asked looking at Spike rubbing his bottom laying on his belly.
"Spike get off of my baby!" Rarity yelled noticing the small hooves flailing from under him.
Spike grunted as he leaned off Onyx, who was now laying on the floor no longer attached to Spike. Onyx looked up at Spike and when he noticed he wasn't stuck no more jumped up in glee, "Yes I'm free, I'm free!" he said joyously.
"Hey Onyx!" called Kit, Onyx looked at Kit who then threw the gem in the bag, "Catch!"
Onyx eyes grew as the gem came right towards him and ran. Sadly do to it' magnetic force the gem took chase, "Mommy help I'm being chased by Craptonite!"
Kit laughed as he watched the mares and dragon chase after the foal and bag, "Well my work hereis done, better get back to Discord." he said and with a snap of his fingers he disappeared.
Wow there! Ixney on the pottymouthey. Especially considering who your mother is.
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Lets not forget she cant understand a single thing I say so its probably okay I say it besides crap isn't a curse word...is it?
3347115 Actually it is. All the same you are a superhero, so try to keep that language to a minimum. And don't repeat it to anyone.
3347099 We're old enough to say cuss words.
Do you see anyone here who's under 18?
3347123 He is a baby. He dont know better.
Great chapter, And now that i get to mess with a name though you are right the kyrptonite joke was going on for a while, time to spread the chaos.
Kit: snaps his fingers and retrieve the gems from the trash.) but such a waist on material, oh well let's see what other kind of trouble i can get into shall we? (snaps his fingers and finds himself in nightmare moons room, and quickly changes himself into a pony.) oh hello there. (Nightmare moon turns around and seeing Kit in his pony form.) Might i ask why you are in here on such a wonderful day?
NM: I'm grounded.
Kit: Grounded? For what?
NM: I turned Blueblood’s coat a different color.
Kit: Blueblood?… Well to be honest a lot of other castle staff would love to turn his back side a few shades of red after the way he used to treat us, but tell me why did a sweet little angle of night like yourself turn his coat a different color?
NM: he said my mommy could be Cewestia’s servent.
Kit: Gasped as he looked at NM) that little,… how dare he say such a thing, to be honest I personly think Luna does a much better job at ruleing.
NM: yeah well he also said that she was nothing but a figure head, and that the night court is a joke.
Kit: he didn’t, well I personly think she’s the only one with a good head on her shoulders, not to mention that the night court is mostly made up of the working class of ponies that are to busy during the day to go to the day court, where as the day court only seems to cator to the upper crust, and sun butt seems to just suck it all up like a spoung.
NM: Yeah.
Kit: besides, between the two of you, at least you had an excuse for being mean, ponies of long ago didn’t appriciat the buety and eligance of the night that Luna worked so hard on. I would be angry also, where as Blueblood, he got everything he wanted growing up and just turned out to be a spoiled stallion, kind of shows you what kind of future Equestria has if Celestia stays in power.
NM: Yeah.
Kit: I mean Luna she cares about the working ponies and tries to help them out as much as she can.
NM: Yeah
Kit: where as Celestia only seems to cator to the upper crust, and well I think we know how that turned out with blueblood. I personly think Luna should rule, and not just be a co-ruler. But who am say, I’m just a poor working pony trying to feed my family, just keep up a stiff upper lip little one. With that Kit walked out of the room and vanished once more.)
NM: He’s right.
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Well yes and no, it all depends on the situation, since you are Super-stallion, or as Bruce mane would call you a super power pony scout, then yes the term crap would be a swear, now if you where bat-stallion then you could get away saying anything short of a real swear.
3347115 You mean that nopony can understand you at all? Why not? The other regressed foals can be understood. Even if they can't say every word correctly.
3347221 I'm talking about in universe. If he repeats that to someone like Rainbow Dash and they start repeating it he's in trouble.
Well that was unexpected. What are Kit and Discord planning next? I hope to see your next chapter soon.
3348007 Eeyup.
And if Rarity won't give a spanking, Applejack certainly will.
3348562 Yeah. I think Rarity's choice of punishment might be dressing him up in humialting outfits and taking photos of him.
3348713 *Gulp* Even I would be scared of that.
3348716 Yeah, you don't mess with Rarity. Thankfully our author said he's a good boy, so that shouldn't have to happen.
3348729 Yeah, but this Kit guy, he better watch himself or Discord might turn on him.
3348740 Yup. You just can't trust a guy like Discord with these sort of things.
3348746 I do wonder what their next move will be, and I hope the next chapter is up soon.
3348746 What do you think he and Discord are gonna do next?
3348812 I haven't a clue.
3348870 It would be funny if Pinkie Pie was on to them.