POETIC JUSTICE!
‘The brave knight slowly approaches the sleeping beast, knowing that should it awake he was most likely doomed, closer and closer he approached, until he was sure he had a kill shot.’ Blueblood slowly crawled up to his target, an unsuspecting sleeping fox puppy. “WAKE UP SLY!!”
“YIP!” Sly jumped into the air and ran off getting Blueblood to fall on the ground laughing as he watched the young fox take off.
“BLUEY!” Nightmare Moon scowled at her cousin. “Why did you do that he wasn’t doing anything to you.”
“I know but I thought it would be funny.”
“Well it’s not.” as Nightmare Moon stormed off and headed in the direction Sly ran off, Blueblood found himself slightly stunned as well as completely alone.
“I’m sorry, let me help find him.”
“No you did enough already.” As Blueblood continued to insist on helping Nightmare Moon kept insisting that he didn’t.
Else where in the castle Spitfire and Soarin walked happily each one caring one of their foals, while Night-Mist, and Sky Hooves smiled happily and tossed a brand new ball back and forth. “I told you they would like it.” Spitfire said, as she smiled back at her husband.
“You were right, I’m sorry I ever doubted my oh so very wise and lovely wife.”
“Hear that my handsome little colt’s, you should learn from your father, mommy is always right.”
“Yep little guys, she’s always right, even when she’s wrong she right.”
“Alright you two now remember you have to stay in the play garden, and even if Nightmare Moon, or Blueblood has solid food, don’t eat any of it your little tummies can’t handle it right now.”
“Nether can my coat, or mane.”
“We pwomise.” Sky Hooves said, as he held onto the ball and smiled at Night-Mist. As the two proud parents entered the play garden Spitfire looked around. “I guess they’re inside right now, so you two play nice, and remember what mommy said.
“Yes mommy.” both colts said, as they here placed on the ground.
“Alright, we need to head inside honey.” As Night mist and Sky hooves watched their parents leave they started to role the ball back and forth.
“So what do you think we might get into today?” Sky hooves asked, as he looked at Night-mist.
“Not sure, but it should be fun.”
“And don’t you ever do that to Sly again.” Nightmare Moon scolded as she walked up to the play area with Sly sitting on her back.
“I Already said I was sorry Moony.”
“Well you shouldn’t have done it in the first place.” with that Nightmare Moon noticed Night Mist and Sky Hooves, and smiled. “Night, Sky when did you get here.”
“Just now,… what are you and BB arguing about and why is there a fox on you back?” with that Nightmare Moon walked up and smiled proudly.
“I’m so glade you asked, I want to introduce you to my little friend, Sly.” with that Nightmare Moon lowered one of her wings and Sly jumped to the ground and looked at the two new foals in the garden.
“So is he like your pet or something?” Night mist asked, as he looked at Sly who slowly approached him. “D-does he bite?” Sly slowly stalked closer and closer until he lunged forward onto his target. The foals watched with a bit of amusement as both Sly and the ball he had jumped on rolled a few times. “Hey that’s not yours.” Sly looked at Sky and then started to push the ball away from the foals. “HEY!” As the foals started to give chase after Sly they laughed happily.
“Sly that’s not yours you can’t just take it.”
“I don’t think he’s listening to you Moony.” As the five youths played happily none of them noticed a filly walking into the area.
“I can’t believe I have to sit around with these foals.” Diamond Tiara said, as she walked forward and watched as the foals ran around before she reached down and snatched the ball from in front of Sly and held it up.
“YIP!” Sly quickly ran hid behind Nightmare Moon.
“HEY! Give that back it’s not your’s.” Sky hooves demanded, as he looked at Diamond Tiara.
“Well Duh, but if you want this back you’re going to have to do what I say.”
“Who says?… Do you know who we are?” Nightmare Moon asked, as she stamped her hoof.
“Oh I know, you’re the great and powerful Nightmare Moon, or at least you where powerful, now your just an itty bitty baby who wobbles around in her diaper, and that is the foal prince Blueblood, and these two are the forsaken foals of the leader of the wonder bolts, still can’t believe she decided to keep them if their mother didn’t want them why should the head of the wonder bolts even waist her time with them.” As Nightmare Moon, and Blueblood slowly started to back away Night Mist and Sky Hooves started to glare at Diamond Tiara, ready to inflict some serious payback for all she had done in the past, as well as for what she had just said, but before any of them knew it Sly ran forward and started to growl at Diamond Tiara in an attempt to protect those that he cared about. “Bad Dog!” The blow caught the four foals off guard and left them speechless as Sly went sliding to their hooves after Diamond Tiara had back hoofed him.
“YOU JERK! I’m going to.” Sky hooves started but was cut off quickly.
“You’re going to what you little pest, you lay one hand on me and I’ll have my daddy sue your parents for everything they have, and with his pull get them kicked off the Wonderbolts, you’ll be out on the street by the end of the week, then we’ll just see how much your mommy and daddy loves you since you’ll cost them everything they’ve worked so hard for.” It took everything for Sky hooves not to slug the smug look off Diamond Tiara’s face that instant, but he didn’t want to risk Spitfire and Soarin to loose everything, because he dished out a little justice on this smug little spoiled brat.
“You just wait until my mommy finds out.” Blueblood said, as he glared at Diamond Tiara.
“Oh right, that mutt lunged at me and started to growl, I only defended myself.”
“He was protecting us you Brood Mare.” This caught all the foals off guard as they turned and looked at Sky Hooves, who seemed to be fuming now. Diamond Tiara was just as red for a few moments and the shock of what she had just been called sunk in, and the anger slowly filled her.
“If you don’t want to play with me then you can’t have this back.” Diamond Tiara kicked the ball into the garden and then trotted away laughing slightly. Leaving the four foals circling around Sly as he whimpered on the ground.
“Sly stay still everything will be alright.” Nightmare Moon comforted Sly. “Blueblood go get mommy.” tears streamed down her face as Nightmare Moon pleaded for Blueblood to go for Luna, but then turned as she heard the sound of foot steps coming from the garden.
“Alright who threw it.” Kit asked, as he held up the ball and looked at the group trying to make a joke, only to have his smile falter as he saw Nigtmare Moon with tears streaming down her faces and Sly laying on the ground whimpering. “What happened?”
“Diamond Tiara happened.” Sky Hooves said, as he watched Kit walk up and kneel down to Sly.
“Yeah she started to bully us and Sly jumped to our protection and she just hit him.” Night-Mist finished Explaining as he watched Kit reach down and start to feel around Sly’s body and then jaw.
“She hit him?”
“Yeah just back hoofed him and now he’s.”
“Broken jaw, he’s only a pup so his bones are still very delicate.” Kit explained as his eyes started to glow. “Now little one this is going to hurt a little, but I promise it’ll be much better in a few seconds.” with that Kit clapped his hands together and started to rub getting them to glow slightly before he slowly reached down and started to heal the broken jaw. The four watched as Sly tensed up and started to whimper but then stopped and started to breath heavily. “Alright little one rest now.” Kit looked up at the four foals. “Keep him safe and comforted.”
“What are you going to do?” Night Mist asked, as he watched Kit stand up and then noticed a dark power start to fill Kit’s eyes.
“I’m going to deal with our arrogant, abusive little filly.”
“You’re not going to hurt her are you?” Kit looked at Sky Hooves and then started to walk away.
“There is more ways to teach a lesson then to cause physical harm to any creature Sky Hooves. I’m about to use one.” Several minutes later Diamond Tiara walked down one of the many halls of the palace with a smile on her face and a spring in her step, feeling good and more confident then ever that she was in control of everything. That was until she turned a corner and found herself looking at Kit, his arm’s crossed and a bit of a glare on his face that was only illuminated by the glow in his eyes.
“y-you c-can’t touch me, my daddy is already demanding the princess do something about you after everything you’ve done to me, and she’ll make you sorry if you do anything to me in her palace.” Kit smirked slightly as this threat and took a few steps forward. “I’m warning you I’ll tell my daddy and he’ll.”
“He’ll what you spoiled arrogant abusive excuse of a bone sack, sue me? Good luck I have nothing he can sue me for, get me thrown in jail?” Kit snapped his fingers and a cage appeared around him. “I’m so scared.” Kit touched the bars and the cage rusted until it was dust. “Or maybe he’ll yell at me, which would be rather hard to do when I take away his mouth.” Kit snapped his fingers and Diamond Tiara’s mouth vanished leaving her a little panicked. “But all that aside, don’t worry little brat I’m not about to touch you, I’m not even going to waist a tomato on you, and I can say they are very upset about that.” Kit pointed to a near by window where a row of monster tomatoes glared at her, teeth bared and ready to attack. “Oh no not this time, you see this time you really ticked me off, insulting and stealing is one thing brat but this time around you caused physical harm, to a innocent pup and that calls for something very special.” Kit vanished and appeared in front of Diamond Tiara and their eyes locked for a second. “Word of advise, and consider this my only sign of mercy this time.” Kit leaned in close and whispered only one word into Diamond Tiara’s ear just before he vanished once more.
The hall was now dark she didn’t know how long she had remained standing there but she knew it had to have been for a while as she noticed that the sun had already gone down. “I knew he was bluffing.” Diamond Tiara said proudly but also a little shaken, before she smiled and touched her mouth. “Yeah he knows better then to mess with me now.” As the now proud and a little more empowered Filly headed back for the garden expecting to at least run into another pony trying to find her she was surprised that she didn’t see any pony on her way there. “Where is every pony?” As she started to wonder around again she started to get scared but then froze in terror as she heard a sound that sent a chill down her spine knowing that only one thing could make it, only one terrifying creature in the deep reaches of her mind could make such a noise. As she lowly turned around she could see a shadow coming around the corner and started to panic as it started to take shape.
“Stay away from me! Keep away!” The creature’s shadow jerked and then made the noise again as it seem to get bigger and bigger Diamond Tiara backed away from the corner and then at the first sign of it’s fingers taking a hold of the corner, Kit’s whispered word came back to haunt her, a word that she didn’t understand the meaning of then but now understood it’s horrible meaning. “Run.” Once she repeated the word she turned and started to run for all her life away from the monster, the creature of her greatest nightmares, the thing that she feared was in her closet or under her bed as a younger filly, the terror that she had ran to her parents crying when she had nightmares about it, she ran for her life, screaming for help begging for help and trying to plead with the creature to leave her alone, but she soon learned that the creature wasn’t alone, as she turned one corner she found herself looking at another pale skinned monsters looking at her with a massive grin on it’s face as it started to walk towards her. “LEAVE ME ALONE!!” She turned and ran the opposite direction only to find more and more of these living nightmares trying to get her, each one more terrifying then the last.
In the real world Kit watched Diamond Tiara, in truth she hadn’t moved at all, she was in the middle of a day-mare of her own making. As he walked away he snapped his fingers and listened as she snapped from her day-mare into reality with out even noticing and started to run around the palace screaming her head off. Once he appeared outside he smiled as he saw the shocked look on the foal’s faces.
“What did you do to her?” Night-Mist asked, as he looked at Kit shocked. “She just came running by a moment ago screaming something about some kind of pale skinned monster keeping away from her.”
“I just let her experience her worst fear and then as she reached her the peak of it I released her from her trance, right now she’s still running away from the thing that scares her most.”
“W-what scared her most?” Blueblood asked, as he looked at Kit scared that he might draw down his wrath.
“Well for that I’ll give you two hints, Bozo knows what scares her, and Roy B. Bellows can not help this situation.” the foals all gave Kit a look of confusion. “Alright one last hint.” with that Kit snapped his fingers and music started to play from thin air.
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Night mist and Sky Hooves looked at one another then back at Kit who now had a devious smile on his face. “I just don’t understand why she’s so scared of them, every other pony likes them so why not her?”
As Night Mist and Sky Hooves started to laugh, Kit looked over as Sly who was curling himself up as close as he could to Nightmare Moon. “How is he doing?”
“He’s still trembling.”
“Well just keep comforting him, he’ll calm down. Now since I know you could have taken little miss prissy your selves, I’m sure I can take a nice little nap right here.” with that Kit laid down and closed his eyes again.
“Hey Night Mist I got an idea.” Moments later the two foals slowly walked up and prepared to pull a prank on Kit. “Alright got the paint?”
“Yep.”
“Let’s get to it then.” Sky hooves took a brush and got some paint on it then slowly moved it close to Kit’s face. By the time the two finished Kit’s face was painted up like a clown, getting both Nightmare Moon and Blueblood to laugh slightly.
A few minutes later Celestia, Luna, and Spitfire walked out into the play area and smiled as they noticed their little ones laughing and playing. As they noticed another figure still peacefully sleeping.
“How much do you wish to wager that we have our explanation about that young filly running around screaming about clowns?” Spitfire asked, as she looked at the two princesses.
“Tiss a suckers bet Spitfire.” Luna walked up to the sleeping Kit and Smiled as she noticed that Nightmare Moon was sleeping beside him and between the two rested Sly. “We have a few questions about what transpired today young trickster.” Luna said, as she nudged Kit getting him to open an eye.
“M-mommy?” Nightmare Moon slowly looked up and then smiled brightly as she jumped up and started to nuzzle Luna.
“It’s good to see you my little moon, but it seems that the young trickster caused some trouble today.”
“If you speak of a little Filly named Diamond Tiara I regret nothing.”
“Yes I figured as much, but the court would like to know why you have targeted the young filly.”
“Sure when she tells everypony why she thinks it’s alright to treat others poorly.”
“Can you be a little clearer?”
“She hurt Sly.” Nightmare Moon said, as she held Sly in her fore hooves. “and Kit helped him.” Luna looked at Nightmare Moon shocked for a moment and then turned to the other foals who nodded to confirm the story.
“Is there anything else?” As the foals told their tale of how Diamond Tiara had treated them, and how Kit had come to help them Luna nodded and did her best to restrain herself, as did Celestia.
“When I get my hooves on that little brat I’ll knock that tiara off her head and blister her backside in front of the entire day court, and if her father tries to stop me I’ll pound him so far into the ground he’ll have to look up to see grass.” Spitfire was not so restrained.
“Well we will inform the court of this information, and handle things on our end.” Celestia said, as she tried to calm Spitfire down. “Kit I would like you to remain here and make sure they stay out of trouble.”
“No problem.”
“And Little Moon I want you to make sure he stays out of trouble.” Luna said, as she nuzzled Nightmare Moon. “Though I must admit little trickster, you do get into your work.”
“Oh Always princess, besides I thought it would be fun to let the little ones paint my face.” with that the three adults left the and Kit turned and looked at Night Mist and Sky Hooves. “Now my little artiest, let’s play.”
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Sky Hooves: "Hey, brother?"
Night Mist: "Yes, brother?"
Sky Hooves: "I dont like how Kit is looking at us..."
Night Mist: "Me neither."
Kit (with a BIG GRIN
in the face): "Ok. Since you had your turn in painting my face, now it's my turn."
Sky Hooves starts to running and screams: "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
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On one hand; words, tons of words. On the other hands less errors. In editing process I shall definitely smoothen the edges this time. For example I shall make an actual link out of that YouTube url.
Diamond Tiara so deserved that. I have half a mind to have Kit or Discord mess with her on a daily basis until she learns her lesson.
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Talk to Crystal shard he did the chap and its Garble not Snarl.
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Kit: Now, now we all have choices in life and you made yours. (Levitates the two foals off the ground and then snaps his fingers.) Now then much better.
Night-Mist: Much better? (looks at Sky Hooves and then down at his front hooves.) You made us look like Clowns.
Sky Hooves: well seeing that we made him look the same I think we’re lucky.
Kit: your both right, but right now I want you to listen very carefully. (with that Kit whispered several things both foals ears getting them both to grin wildly.) Got that? (both foals saluted and ran into the play castle, and waited. It was only a few minutes later when Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara came out into the garden, and Filthy didn’t look all that happy as he glared at Kit.
Filth Rich: So you’re the beast that keeps tormenting my daughter.
Kit: Transforms into the Wolfman) I resent that remark you uncaring monster, I have a condition. (Blueblood and Nightmare Moon snickered a little as Kit changed back.) Besides putting arrogant, abusive, and ill mannered snobs in their place is in my nature.
Filthy Rich: Well I’m here to tell you to knock it off, you will not prank my daughter again or. (before he could finish Kit snapped his fingers and held Filthy Rich’s mouth in his hand.)
Kit: Before I give this back you’re going to calm down, and remember that I have control of the powers of Chaos I can not only just pull harmless pranks but if I so choose to turn you inside out with just a snap of my fingers. (A panicked looked spreads across FR’s face as he takes a step back.) Ah the first signs of enlightenment. (returns FR’s mouth.) now then let’s work out a deal, your daughter stops picking on others and acting like a spoiled royal brat to other ponies, and I don’t pull anymore pranks on her, now that’s not to say she can’t get into an argument with other ponies that’s fine, but when she goes out of her way to make others feel bad then we have a problem, is that understood?
Filthy Rich: looks at Kit for a moment and then at his daughter.) Diamond Tiara, it’s just like the princess said it seems the only way to keep him from bothering you is for you to make sure you behave your self.
Diamond Tiara: But daddy I do behave my self, he just likes to pick on me honest.
Filthy Rich: I’m sure he does princess, but as long as you behave your self, when he pulls his pranks he will be the only in trouble, and the next time it happens I’ll ensure the princess banishes him. (Turns and looks at Kit.) What do you have to say about that?
Kit: Send in the clowns. (In a flash Night-Mist and Sky Hooves come running out of the play area and charge towards Diamond Tiara getting her to scream and run off.) WHAT’S THE MATTER EVERYONE LOVES CLOWNS!?
Filthy Rich: runs off after his daughter) THIS ISN’T OVER YOU HEAR ME!! (The foals and Kit laugh as they watched the two run off.)
Celestia: Oh my what is all this about? (everyone turns and looks at Celestia, and Spitfire.)
Spitfire: What in the world happen to you two? (Spitfire walks up and smiles as she looks at Night-Mist and Sky Hooves.)
Night-Mist: Kit did it.
Sky Hoove: yeah he turned us into clowns.
Spitfire: I can see that, so tell me are you good clowns.
Night-Mist: Yep we got our target audience real good.
Sky Hooves: Yep had them screaming for more.
Spitfire: maybe we could use you two in the next wonder bolts show, little comedy act before the main show starts.
Kit: Oh yeah that would be real fun. (Kit laughed at the slightly concerned look on both Night-Mist and Sky Hooves face, but then looks down as Sly jumped up on his legs.) Hey little fella, feeling better?
Nightmare Moon: He’s feeling a lot better thanks to you, so he was wondering if maybe, as away to say thank you, you’ll stay for dinner?
Kit: Ah I really wish I could little one, but I don’t think your mommy or aunt, or the royal palace cleaning crew would like that, things seem to get weird when I get board at dinners.
Celestia: Well then I guess we’ll just have to make sure you’re not board.
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Alright let's answer these.
I saw a number of times where 'are' was used instead of 'our'.
Yes I'll admit i did that by accident, on quick drafts i just you ARE and then as i go through it the second or third time i fix it, but an early draft got sent by mistake.
Is the dragon's name Garble or Snarl?
Alright when i was writing this i didn't have the net, so i used a name i could remember and changed it on a later draft, again i sent and early draft by mistake.
Where you have tong did you mean tongue or tone?
I think i meant ether one, depending on context, i know i used one where he got yelled at for keeping a civil tongue, and another where he was being scolded for his tone.
Who the heck is 'Leroy Jenkins'?
And with this question you make me feel really old and out dated, for the longest time a few years back it was a huge meme, I would post a video but most of them i find start to end with allot of swearing, so just go to youtube and type in the name.
I think you meant 'four foals' not 'four fours.'
Yes i meant Four Foals
As for the story, I liked it. I just wonder if Sly is the Kitsune that cursed the nobles
No they are two sepert creatures
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Night Mist: Mama, Dada, pwease, I no wanna be a cwown.
Sky Hooves: Yeah, we wewe fowced to do dis, but it was fun.
Spitfire: Well who's to say it can't be fun at the next show.
Sky Hooves and Night Mist: Pwease Mama.
Soarin: Calm down little ones.
Spitfire: Yeah, we're only kidding. I'm not gonna have my two handsome little colts do something they're gonna be embarrassed by.
Kit: Now why would it be embarrassing, A lot of ponies would more then likely find the scene cute.
Spitfire: Kit, my little Night Mist tends to be somewhat shy around other ponies. It took some convincing to get him to come and play at the castle with Prince Blueblood and Princess Nightmare Moon. I know for a fact he would get tremendous stage fright if we dressed him as a clown and sent him out in the show like that. My little Sky Hooves would fair no better. (Spitfire nuzzles her two foals motherly.)
Kit: Oh, I didn't know he was a shy one.
Spitfire: Trust me, if it wasn't for Sky Hooves being here, Night Mist probably wouldn't have wanted to come at all. I don't know how he did it.
(the foals have their own conversation)
Blueblood: Night Mist, wewe you weally that scawed.
Nightmare Moon: Bluey, he wasn't scawed, he was shy.
Sky Hooves: She's wight, Night Mist doesn't wike to admit it, but he was newvous about mweeting you two, since, weww, you know, you'we woyawty (royalty).
Blueblood: I guess I can undewstand dat.
(Back to the adults)
Celestia: Well, I certainly wouldn't want my little Blueblood to go through something like that if he was shy.
Luna: Nor I my Little Moon.
Spitfire: So yeah, it's probably gonna be a heck of ride to see how he handles meeting little Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust.
Kit: Okay, maybe I'll back off the threats, but only a bit.
Celestia: Kiiiit.
Kit: Okay, okay. I'll make sure I don't do anything to really embarrass him, the last thing I want to do is make a foal cry.
Luna: I guess that's the best we can get out of you.
Spitfire: (Look Kit square in the eye.) If you do anything to harm either of my little boys, you will have me to answer to. (she backs away.)
Soarin: (Whispers to Kit) I'd take her advise, you haven't seen her when she's in full out protective mode.
As they talk Night Mist gets nuzzled by Sly and then licked.
Nightmare Moon: Hehehe, he weally wikes you.
Night Mist: Hehehe, Swy, dat tickwes.
Meanwhile a spoiled filly with a tiara on her head was going about the castle screaming about clowns coming after her, getting some good laughs from the castle staff.
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Sly Kept licking Night-Mist face then once all the clown makeup was off he turned to Sky Hooves and then started to lick his face.
Sky Hooves: hey what’s going on, cut it out Sly that tickles.
Kit: watches with a bit of amusement.) I guess maybe I shouldn’t have used an icing based makeup.
Spitfire: Icing based, you mean that stuff is edible?
Kit: look at it this way I just made you little one a bit more sweeter. (Spitfire started to laugh as she turned and watched as Sly got Sky Hooves on the ground and kept licking his face.)
Spitfire: That’s just so adorable, I wish I had a picture of this moment. (Kit holds out his hands and a camera appears.)
Kit: would you like wallet size or portrait size?
Spitfire: both please
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As Night Mist saw what was happening, he covered his eyes giggling.
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Celestia: laughed slightly as she turned to Luna) You know he's going to be hyper tonight.
Luna: Yes, Sister I do but don't worry I'll keep him close by my side. (A few moments later both Night-Mist and Sky Hooves sat blushing slightly as their mother looked over the photos taken of them.)
Spitfire: Oh these are going into the scrap book at home.
Kit: Yeah and one day when they've grown up and they bring their first dates in you can pull them out a proudly say. Oh look at my little angles weren't they just adorable back then.
Spitfire: maybe, but now back to what I was saying my little ones are off limits.
Kit: And as I said, I'm not about to make foals cry Spit-shine.
Soarin: starts to chuckle slightly before Spitfire shoots him a nasty glare.) Now Kit I will not let you talk to my wife that way.
Spit-shine/Spitfire: oh good cover my loving husband, and as for you little trickster, the name is Spitfire.
Kit: Oh right, right sorry spit-tune.
Spitfire: Some one wants a thumping. (Slowly walks forward glaring at Kit.)
Kit: Oh what ever do you mean Spits.
Spitfire: Last chance Kit, say my name correctly or else.
Kit: Alright, alright don't have to get so bent out of shape, Spitfire, last thing I want is for you to slobber all over me. (Vanishes just before Spitfire lunges at him.) What I said you name correctly. (Kit's voice rang out but no pony could tell where he was.)
Spitfire: I'll remember this Kit, and one day you'll get yours.
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Sky Hooves, Night Mist, Blueblood and Nightmare Moon: Uh oh. (The foals all put their hooves to their mouths.)
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Spitfire: Sly runs up and smiles at Spitfire, and starts to nuzzle her.) And what do you want little one. (leans down to Sly then get's licked on the nose.) Hey cut that out it tickles. (Backs up slightly only to have Sly walk forward and keep licking her face.)
Night-Mist: hey come on lets help Sly. (runs forward followed by the other foals tackling Spitfire and started to tickle her.
Spitfire: AH help I give up. I'M BEING ATTACKED BY ADORABLE FOALS!!
Kit: Appears above the small group and takes a picture of Spitfire being tickled by the foals.) HA! (vanishes again.)
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Luna: Kiiit, your pressing your luck.
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Kit: Alright, Alright I'll be good. (appears next to Luna) but I'm still holding onto the picture never know when I might need a get out of whooping free card.
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Luna: I see (Luna uses her magic and snatches the picture out of his paw.)
Kit: Hey! (Snaps his fingers. Nothing happens) Hey!
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Spitfire: Now I got you. (slowly gets up as the foals got off her.)
Kit: I see, stallions and gentle mares watch closely as I now set a new land speed record. (runs into the castle with Spitfire close behind him.)
Spitfire: GET BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A STALLION!
Kit: I RATHER LIVE! (starts to run next to Diamond Tiara)
Diamond Tiara: THE CLOWNS ARE AFTER ME!!
Kit: Are you still yelling about that, give it up already. (runs on leaving the frightened filly behind.)
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Blueblood: wow, youw mommy is vewy vewy mad.
Sky Hooves and Night Mist: Eeyup.
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oh you’ve got to be kidding me. 
(Runs back to the suit of armor only to find it empty) KIT!
Spitfire: runs around a corner after Kit only to find him missing) oh come on which way did he go?
Suit of Armor: points down the hall) he went that way.
Spitfire: thanks, (runs down the hall a few feet then skids to a halt.)
Kit: Runs out into the garden) Had a nice time hope we can do it again soon. (keeps running and jumps over a 5 foot tall wall.)
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Sky Hooves: Mommy's not gonna give up easy, she'll find a way to get back at him, I know it.
Night Mist: Can't say I disagwee.
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Soarin: runs and catches his wife) Hold on honey let him go this one time, remember he did come to our sons aid, give him a pass this one time. (Spitfire calms down slightly and then sits down on the ground.)
Spitfire: Fine one time pass but the next time he pulls anything his hid is mine.
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Night Mist: I gots a feewing mommy's not done wit Kit yet.
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Hand? I think you meant hoof.
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Yes I meant hoof, just a default when writting to put down instead of hoof.
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Ah I see. No problem.
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CS:I see, Kit
Kit: yes?
CS: you still have copies of those pictures right?
Kit: Yep.
CS: any chance on getting them in the local papers?
Kit: I already said I'm not going to emberass them, or make them cry so no.
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Night Mist: Wow, so dis is youw hideout.
CS: (See's Night Mist in his pony form) How did you get in here?
Kit: Oops, that's my bad. He jumped on my back while I was teleporting away from his mom to try and catch me for her.
CS: Well get him out of here, He not supposed to be here. Spitfire will be worried sick.
Kit: Relax, I'll have him back before she's back in the gardens. Besides he's just a foal now, he can't do any harm.
Night Mist: Hey, what's this stwuff do? (Night Mist touches a vile of liquid.)
Kit: No Night Mist stay away from that! It's highly combustible! (Kit Warned him a little to late as all were sent flying back into the wall and got covered in soot.)
Kit: Brbrbrbrbr, Night Mist you okay little guy?
Night Mist: I otay.
Kit: Crystal?
CS: *cough* Did you order original recipe or extra crispy?
Kit: You're fine, good.
CS: Not do much damage huh?
Kit: Right, well he is just a foal, (Whispers) He and Sky hooves lost their memories a little while after they got to the castle. (Looks back at Night Mist) Sorry little Mist, but I'm taking you back to your mom, Spitfire.
Night Mist: But... (They teleport back to the gardens.)
Nightmare Moon, Blueblood and Sky Hooves: Get him! (They all come running at him and try to tackle him.)
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Kit: foals run through him.) wow seriously did you honestly think i wouldn't expect this.
Blueblood: how did you do that.
Kit: Lord of chaos I can be solid or not if i wish, besides shouldn't you all be with your parents right now?
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Celestia: Ahem.
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Kit: oh come on I'm trying to be the good guy right now, what did i do wrong this time?
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Luna: Well, you just made a claim that we left our foals unattended at this time.
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I'm really trying to be good though
Kit: I'm sorry.
Luna: uh-hu
Kit: Hey I'm still working on it, besides i've been using most of my chaos powers for good.
Celestia: You've been pulling pranks on nobles.
Kit: I don't here their victims complaining about what i've done.
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Luna: He does have a point there sister.
Celestia: Indeed he does.
Nightmare Moon, Blueblood, Sky Hooves and Night Mist:
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Kit: Infact is i recall correctly You agreed with what i di to two snob nobles that said some pretty mean things about your little moon.
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Luna: Well, I uh, that was a different matter entirely.
Celestia: Yes, yes it was.
Discord: Riiiiiight.
NMM, BB, SH and NM: Uh oh.
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Kit: Discord leave it alone, besides didn't you say you where working on something.
Discord: oh yes,.... Yes. (vanishes)
Kit: turns and looks at Luna and Celestia) I swear i don't know what's going on and i have nothing to do with it.
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Spitfire: If it involves anything with my little colts, you can tell him that he can be sure I'll be coming for him.
Celestia: Same goes for my Little Blueblood Kit.
Luna: And my Little Moon.
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Kit: I'll pass on the message, and give him the warning, just want to make it perfectly clear, and i can't stress this enough, I only use my powers to annoy royal snobs, that's all.
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Celestia: And yet at one time or another, you get our foals involved.
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Kit: Yeah because most of the time i'm comming to their aid, and most of the time you don't care.
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Celestia: Wh..... Well, I guess I gotta give you that one.
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Kit: Good then, you won't mind this ( snaps fingers and Celestia's main and tail puffs up into afros.) Bye now (vanishs from sight.)
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Blueblood:
NMM: Oh no.
SH: Oh boy.
NM: Aw snap.
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Luna: (*snicker*) Sister your tail is so poofy.
Celestia: KIT!
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Spitfire: And just like that, he goes from tormenting me to tormenting Princess Celestia.
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Spitfire: mane and tail poofs into afros) I'm going to kill him.
Soarin: Oh come on I kind of like the disco look on you (*snicker*)
Sly: YELP! (looks back at his tail and sees it as a giant puff ball)
Kit: sitting next to Discord in their hidding spot) Hey I didn't do that.
Discord: Yeah, i thought it would be funny. (looks at the crying fox cub.) Come on it's funny.
Sly:
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NMM: (Cuddles up to Sly to calm him down, along with the other foals.) Shhh. Shhhh, it's okay Sly. Shhhh. We're all here. Discord! You're gonna pay for this!
Discord: Hey, how'd she know it was me?
Kit: She's not naive, like you thought.
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Discord: Oh really (raises his tallons only to have it grabbed by kit.) Hey what's the big deal.
Kit: Discord leave them alone, and turn Sly's tail back to normal.
Discord: Fine (snaps talons and Sly's tail is back to normal.)
Kit: Good
Discord: Beside i got a something already in the works. (sits back and smiles.)
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Sly still whimpers seeking comfort from the foals as they nuzzle him.
{I wonder what you have planned, also, I can't wait to see the next chapter by Super-Stallion and you.}
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CS: ah rule one i can write the chaos but SS has to approve it.
Nightmare Moon: comforting Sly) Mommy make Discord sorry for hurting Sly.