This chap was done by my Editor firebirdabirdofffire I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed it before I post the second part of my Nightmare night special:)
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On a stage with the curtains closed. A phoenix-like creature in a tuxedo talon trotted in stage left, he tripped on his way there. "My beak..."
"Hahahaha. That alone made the ticket worth it." Discord laughed from the balcony.
"We didn't pay, we got them for free." Kit said next to him.
"Exactly!" They both laughed.
"Glad at least someone likes the show." The phoenix said. *Ahem* "Welcome Ladies and Gentlecolts, to Foals adventures.'s Nightmare Night Special. I'm firebirdabirdoffire, but most call me Firebird, you may know me as the editor of this story. You may've asked yourself; 'Say Firejerk where's Super-Stallion?'. First off, that's not my name, rude. Second, I was caught spying on Discord and Kit, which is kinda unavoidable being the editor and all."
"Why're you the editor anyway?" Kit shouted.
"Just practicing my writing skills by correcting mistakes of others." Firebird answered.
"That's kind of pathetic." Discord said.
"Kinda." Firebird agreed.
"You're no fun." Discord pouted.
"So begging for mercy I decided to help them this once."
"You're betraying your boss, you know!" Kit heckled.
"I'm sorry that I'm doing this because I don't wanna be a victim. For all I know you could turn me into a rubber chicken for the foals to play with."
"Ooh. Good idea. Discord write that one down."
"Two steps ahead of you."
"Anyways. I Hi-Jacked Super-Stallion's laptop thanks to the mental duo over there." Firebird pointed to the balcony. "So I decided to twist their fate of the foals a little." He gulped a little. "I'm free to go if they find it amusing. So let's hope for the best. I apologize."
"BOOOO!!!" Kit yelled.
"Your performance's lousy!" Discord followed up.
"Start the story!"
"Get off stage!"
"You aren't scary!"
"This is Nightmare Night, you have to be scary!"
"Because a bird on fire isn't scary enough?... Think of the property damage I can-" He tightly shut his beak tight, redundancy is intentional, the last thing he needs is to give them ideas. "Let's get on with the show. This chapter is called: Nightmawe's Night! Nightmawe's Nightmare! Shown in Reality Vision, by Discord Inc."
The curtain opened, showing Nightmare Moon's and Blueblood's room.
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In Nightmare's and Blueblood's room said ponies were sleeping. And rightly so, it's early in the morning. But today happens to be a special day. Luna entered the room, waking up her foal. She nudge her muzzle against Nightmare. "Wake up my little moon."
"Wet me sweep in peace." Nightmare unconsciously mumbled.
"The sun will set in a few minutes."
"Destwoy it for me, this sweep will be eternaw."
'Old habits die hard.' Luna thought. "I'll have something to tell you that completely slipped everypony's mind until now." She now nudged her hard enough to wake her.
"Huh, wha?" Nightmare rubbed her eyes. "Mowning Woona." She yawned out.
"Good morning Sweetie. I've have something to tell you. It's Nightmare Night today."
"It isn't ouw birwthday."
"No that's not it."
"Cewestia cwoaked?" Luna glared at that remark.
"No," Luna explained what Nightmare Night was. Including it's history, it's purpose and it's use in modern culture.
"That's the most amazing thing I heawd, evew!" Nightmare was in genuine awe. "Why didn't you tell this earliew? You'd think that a holiday based awound us would somewhewe on top of the wist."
"Wait, you and auntie Wuna were one in the same at the time. How can you not know about Nightmare Night?" Thanks Blueblood for pointing out that plothole, you'll be the death of me. Better write my way out of this."
"I fowgot, I guess." In retrospect they'll hear/read this anyways. Umm, it's a Discord Inc. product I tell you. "Why didn't you teww me this?"
"Everypony forgot. If it makes you feel better, I had the same thing happen to me. I'm glad we found as soon as we did. We're going to Ponyville in a few hours, I asked Applejack to babysit as you go door-to-door. Just stick to the rules."
"Alwight."
"Now go to back to sleep you two. You'll need your energy." Nightmare's ego boosted that morning.
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On Luna's customized chariot, it's evening. "Why awe we gonna be babysat by that filthy farmew, auntie?" Asked Blueblood.
"Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy will have their hooves full this evening, Cadenza and Armor is trying make sure the Crystal Empire has a decent first Nightmare, and I have to scare ponies by impersonating Nightmare. So Applejack's family kindly accepted my request of escorting so you could collect some sweets."
"Sounds faiw." Nightmare said. "What's the catch?"
"There is none my child, as long as keep close to Applejack, and listen to her." That's a catch, Luna...
"Hmm..." It was pretty evident Nightmare was scheming, Luna took note of that. "Awwight, we're gonna behave, wight, Bluey?" Nightmare said his name in mock affectionate tone.
"Can't I stay at home, auntie?" Blueblood said shakingly.
"Celestia is busy today." Luna said. "So do you two have your costumes?"
"Yes." The foals said in unison as Nightmare lightly kicked their brief case.
"Look children, we're here." The chariot landed in front a barn, only Applejack was there, she was in her scarecrow costume from last year.
"Howdy there Luna. Ya too Nightmare 'nd Blueblood."
"Die in a fiwe." Nightmare replied the first and friendliest thing that came to mind.
"Likewise, sugarcube." AJ deadpanned. "Go inside the barn, kiddos, ya still need to get chanced into yer costumes." They went inside.
"I shall repay you greatly, Applejack. It may take more out of you than a day of work."
"Ya don't have to."
"You'll take those words back at the end of the day, I assure you."
"We're weady." Nightmare said. "I'm going as the scawiest thing I could think of..." Nightmare crawled into their view. "Pwincess Cewestia!" She proclaimed, wearing a Celestia wig and plastic accessories.
"What's so scary 'bout her?"
"All the toys and contwaptions in her pewsonal- "
"STHAP! I've heard enough."
"Come out, Bluey." Blueblood was dressed like a royal guard.
"Why the royal guard uniform? I thought you hated being a peasant of any variety." Luna was confused.
"I forced him. I thought it goes with my Celestia costume, since the royal guard are Celestia's servants. Just like how Blueblood is mine."
"No I'm not!"
"Be nice, Nightmare. Listen, both of you. Remember what I said about treating Applejack with respect."
"Yes Woona./Yes Wuna." The foals said in unison.
Wuna Luna's horn is glowing now. The glow surrounded the foals. With a white flash the foals were gone, leaving only a filly and a colt in their place.
"What did you do?" Blueblood asked.
"I merely used an illusion spell, you need to look age appropriate. I don't think infants are allowed to go door to door. I also took the liberty making your diapers and it's contents invisible. This spell should last five hours."
"Thank you Woona, we shaww be as sweet as the candy we gathew." Nightmare 'promised'.
Luna looked skeptical. 'Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret this?' "Have a great night you two." The chariot left it was headed for Ponyville.
"Wait, why couldn't she dwop us off at that dumb town!" Blueblood complained.
"Ah don't think there's enough place for all for of us. It's a small jog to Ponyville. Follow me."
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While it's indeed true that it's a light jog, but it takes ages for a baby or an inpatient type. Which is both true the royal duo. Applejack's constant yapping didn't help. But Nightmare saw something interesting sticking out from the pumpkin field. It was in fact a stick, but tied to it was another stick forming a cross. It reminded Nightmare of a 'skeleton' AKA structure of a scar- 'Ingenious!!!!' Nightmare thought to herself.
"Psst. Blue."
"Yeah, Nighty?"
"You think we couwd have more fun if we ditched that piece of filth?" Nightmare phrased in terms Blueblood would understand.
"Yes, what are you planning? Awe you going to bwake the wules?"
"Yes."
"But you heard Wuna."
"It'll be worth it. Don't you want to cowwect as much candy as you can, without stopping to a halt because she happens to come acwoss and acquaintance of hews?"
Blueblood was thinking, he came to a decision. "Do to hew whatevew you have in mind."
Nightmare smirked. "Hey Appwemuck."
"That's Applejack."
"Sowwy, I have a speech impediment." Nightmare lied.
Applejack rolled her eyes. "What is it?"
"I know a cool trick I wanna show you."
"A cool trick, eh? Ye got mah attention."
Nightmare's eyes glowed blindingly white.
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They were in Ponyville now.
"Could you explain what you did to her again? I'm still not sure what exactly happened." Blueblood was regaining his sight.
"I saw an empty scarecrow stick and Applejack is dwessed as one. All I had to do is make hew think she is one. She's as dumb as one now too. And you helped me lifting hew to the stick."
"That's just cwuel." Even Blueblood has standards, even if it's because he's a baby now.
"Don't wowwy a slap of modewate stwength can easiwy snap hew out of it."
"If you say so. Should we knock on this doow?"
"You want candy do you?"
"Yes."
"Then knock on the doow!"
*Knock-knock* The door opened, there was a mare behind it...
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"Awe we supposed to say something?" Nightmare asked.
"Well most kids of shout 'Nightmare Night, what a fright, give us something sweet to bite!' if they want candy. Are you two new to this?" The mare asked. They nodded. "Hm... Here have some candy, I gave you a little extra than I would normally give. Good luck you two."
"Thank you, M'am." Blueblood said as the mare closed the door. "That was easy."
"I'm wooking forward to the next one."
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"NIGHTMAWE NIGHT, WHAT A FWIGHT, GIVE US SOMETHING SWEET TO BITE!!!!" Nightmare Moon shouted, knocking the blue Pegasus with a wilted four-leaf clover cutie mark unconscious against the wall. "Whoops." The Pegasus' name is Dumb Ester Luck.
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After a lackluster amount of trick or treating or playing games, avoiding Luna so she doesn't see them without Applejack and cleverly avoiding the homes of their friends. Nightmare and Blueblood were on their way back to the barn. "Hmm... Seems like Appwejack's come to hew senses." Nightmare noted, Applejack was no longer hanging there.
"I hope we won't get in twouble for this." Blueblood was afraid of what the future might hold.
"As long we eat the candy befowe they find out we'we good." They finally reached the barn where they waited for Luna to pick them pick. They were dead tired.
After about five minutes of waiting, Luna finally arrived. "Looks you two got a lot of candy. How was your night?"
"It was okay." Nightmare yawned.
"Where's Applejack?"
"She did a gweat job, auntie. She went inside early." Blueblood yawned. "Can we go home?"
"Of course."
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One day after Nightmare Night, Nightmare had a weird dream. She mostly forgot about it, but their was one thing that she remembered from it was a laugh that went like 'Gyaayayayah!'. Nightmare was back to her foal form. She looked at the clock. She woke up late, even Blueblood was still asleep. "Mowe candy fow me." She said to herself. She tried to chew on a gummy, but... "GRRRAAAAHH!! I fowgot I'm a foaw!! I can't eat anything!!!!" She screamed at the small over sight. The scream was so loud that it awoke Blueblood.
"Did you have to yeww so loud?"
"We can't eat the candy! We're babies!!!" Nightmare said in rage.
The realization hit Blueblood hard too.
Suddenly Celestia opened the door. "I heard screaming! Tell me what's wrong." Nightmare explained their predicament. "We didn't think this through." Celestia admitted. "Did you two at least have fun?"
"Kinda."
"Maybe." Nightmare and Blueblood respectively said.
"Then it is not that bad."
"Yes it is!" The rest of the day they played sweetie, but angrily with their toys.
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Gyayayayaayayaah! You'll pay for your sins...
'What was that about?' Nightmare had that laugh return in her dreams, it even came with threat this time. Nightmare decided to ask Luna about that. It's the second day after Nightmare Night. Today Nightmare overheard Celestia and Luna talking about something, peculiar... In Celestia's room.
"But this is troubling Luna. Twilight said that nopony has seen Applejack since Nightmare Night. According to her Granny Smith, Big Macintosh and Applebloom have been down ever since."
This stung Nightmare a bit. 'Oh my... Did I?... No...'
"I'll send a few guards to search for her."
"I already did."
"Let's hope for the best. Losing an element of harmony is the last thing we need." Nightmare heard hoof steps towards the door. The door opened, Luna saw Nightmare, she didn't too surprised that she was listening for some reason. "Oh Nightmare, you shouldn't have listened in on us. How much did you hear?"
"That Appwejack's missing and that you some of the guawds to find hew." Nightmare felt a lot more guilty, it didn't help she looking at her mother right now.
"'Tis a problem. What are you doing here anyway?"
"I heawd an unsettwing waugh in my dweams two times in a wow, the second one even gave me a thweat."
"Sounds like you have a recurring nightmare. Ironic."
"I dun cawe if it's iwonic. I wanna now why I have those dweams."
"Hmmm... I'll monitor your dreams tonight, my little moon."
"Thank you Woona." Luna muzzled her foal.
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Nightmare was back in her room. "Blue!" She grabbed her 'cousin'. "We may have retwoactivewy disposed of Appwejack."
"What?!"
"Nopony has seen her since Nightmare Night. Whatevew we do, we cannot teww twuth, ow ewse we couwd be in sewious twouble."
"Why me?"
"You said I should do it."
"But it was youw idea."
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You cannot hide, Nightmare saw the body the voice presumably belonged to, all she could make out is a silhouette. It wore a cloak, it had a scythe and had a sickly green aura. The voice itself was a menacing feminine whisper, except when it laughed. I'll haunt you until the end of your days, which I shall shorten real soon. I could be hiding anywhere, and not just in your dreams. In about two days it's a full moon. Therefore I'm free to roam the mortal world as solid being once again. You'll know to fear the name; Phantom Vengeance. Gyayayah!
It's the third day since Nightmare Night. Nightmare was more jittery and jumpy today. Ergo she's easily spooked, even Blueblood can be, that's a new low. She discussed this with Luna. "She cawwed hewself 'Phantom Vengeance' and she made that awfuw waugh again. Why didn't yo do anything?"
"I was in your dream, but I didn't see anything of the sort. But there's obviously something going on."
Applejack still wasn't found.
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One day until I'm free, if I were you I'd booby trap the place. The more panicked you are, the easier you are to catch. Gyayayayayayayaaaaaaaaah!
The fourth day after Nightmare Night. Luna gave the sad news. Applejack was found dead, she was hidden behind some pumpkins. Nightmare's guess was that Applejack fell to the ground but didn't snap out of her trance. She was close to crying, when she was alone in her room she cried quietly, knowing that her punishment from Luna shall be great. That is unless Phantom Vengeance is real and follows up on her promise.
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Phantom Vengeance was closer then ever, pretty much looking down on Nightmare. Time for my Revenge, enjoy your last moments. Because I'm gonna return the favor. Phantom Vengeance threw off her cloak, revealing a ghostly colorless pony with a wispy tail. You can her skeletal structure. She still had her sickly glow and her scythe caught on fire, ghostly blue fire. She was also patched with pieces of a burlap sack for some reason. See you later! GYAAAAAYAYAyayayayayyayayaaaah!!
The fifth day since Applejack's disappearance. Nightmare woke with a note by her side. It read:
My dear little moon.
Celestia and I are attending Applejack's funeral. It's going to be a long ceremony, and after which we have make plans of finding a new element of honesty. Blueblood is in the crystal empire, he's playing with Sombra. And stay away from the cafeteria, the guards are having a party, a lot a salt water shall be drunk. The cook will bring you your food.
Love, Luna
Nightmare was now really scared, they're was nopony reliable was around to protect her. This presents a problem. At least she had the whole day to prepare.
There was just one problem. It was suddenly night. A sharp sound came from the window. It was a flaming blue scythe! Nightmare gasped. She ran for the door, too bad for her it was locked. "How!?" She shouted.
Phantom Vengeance apparently climbed using only her ghostly weight and her tool, she showed her ugly and unrecognizable face. Gyayah! Well well well, what do we have here? The one once fabeled Nightmare Moon, eh? Gyayah! I'm weally scawed. The demon is sarcastic, who knew? Nightmare was cowering against the wall. Anything you want to say before I prematurely end you? The demon Phantom Vengeance held her weapon against the immortal infant.
"W-w-w-what awe y-y-you?"
Don't you recognize me? No of course not! I came fresh out of Tartarus, Haydes was impressed about my killers age and method, so much so he revived me with a new body, a new name, a new accent and a family left in tears, chanced me into a demon to give you a one way ticket to Tartarus, the revenge is just a nice bonus. He wants to share details on sadistics or something.
"Ap-p-p-p-plwej-j-jack?"
Correct
I'm sowwy to what I did to you.
That's nice. It won't bring me back to make my family happy or make me quit my mission.
"Please spare me! I'll be Haydes' best pen pal! I'll never do anything like that again." Nightmare started crying.
Like you'll follow up on that.
"I wiww! As wong as I get to wive! I shaww be more considewate of othews. I pwomise!"
"That's all Ah needed to hear." Applejack's normal voice said as she warped back to her normal state.
"W-What?" Nightmare said in disbelief.
"This version of your room is a dream, Nightmare." Said Luna. "Once Applejack snapped out of her scarecrow trance, she wrote a letter of how you behaved. I was just gonna give you and Blue a stern talking to, but Celestia insisted I should try this approach."
"Appwejack never died?"
"Indeed. Now are ya gonna behave from now on?"
"I-I'll twy." Nightmare said.
"That's what I wanna hear. Now enjoy the rest of your day, but don't talk to Blueblood for a while, he got a different punishment, but it kinda scarred him."
"Okay Woona!" Nightmare woke up, leaving Luna and Applejack in the room they were in.
"How's that for a repayment, Applejack? You were really menacing these past few days."
"Thank ya kindly, It's satisfying to say th' least. Those two, making me stare at nothing for hours. Serves them right."
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"The End." Firebird said. "So hideously despicable gentlewhatevers," He referred to Discord and Kit. "what did you think?"
"Not enough explosions."
"Could've been more fleshed out. Fell kinda flat in some areas."
"Phantom Vengeance was neat idea."
"The pacing was bad."
"It's rushed, it's like you wrote it in three days."
"They're out of character."
"We're out of character."
"There are plotholes."
"The moral was lost and confused."
"You made this subplot up."
"You're not Super-Stallion, get off stage!"
"Boo!"
"Booo!"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"I'm doomed." Firebird muttered out loud.
Happy Nightmare Night.
Let me guess, he got a spanking.
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Maybe he becomes a nightmare in them he must life in a "normal" household. (No Royalty)
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They made him watch Snow White: and the seven dwarf and Bambi, but cliffhangered him at Snow white's and Bambi's mom's death respectively. He may watch the rest of VHS tape until he's a year older.
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YOU DEVIL!!!
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Why, exactly, must I flee?
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When my brain is a thinking things get crazy man crazy!
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I've spent ten hours in a psych ward (I mean it really happened). You don't know crazy.
3430108 Ah yes VHS tapes, because Disney just loves to make limited edition DVDS of their classics.
3430589 yup.
3430609 And why do they do it you ask? Because as any company will tell you:
3430654 I didn't see Disney as evil until they bought Lucasfilms and by extension LucasArts. And then they shut the latter down. There went my hopes for a Monkey Island sequel.
Attention everyone. I've hidden several things this chapter (Nightmawe's Night! Nightmawe's Nightmare!). 3 of which are intentional. So I created a small time waster quiz. If you can guess them all correctly I'll buy you either Sonic CD or Sonic Adventure 2 on steam (depends how much I'm allowed to waste. But if it's SA2 I won't buy it's DLC) because why not? It's kinda difficult.
Please copy and paste the sentence which has the answer with the number behind it.
Example: 1: This is the answer, really!
1, category: game reference:
2, category: In-story Easter egg (Ergo you don't really need an outside source for this):
3, category, stop-motion movie reference:
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Kit: ether he just attacked, or broke into disco.
Alright i read the chapter, It was a nice break from the story, and slightly funny. One thing you have to know about me i watch horror flicks and laugh at them. The SAW movies are like my Tom and Jerry
Though since you kind of belittled yourself at the end of the chapter i can't really say anything other then, it wasn't really all that bad, very rough yes, and if the pacing was slowed down a bit i'm sure it could be turned into one heck of a scarry story, but since this was a quick one shot, i have to say it was very nice, and funny.
Discord: So does this mean no rubber chicken?
CS: No rubber chicken.
Kit: oh well (snaps fingers and turns firebird into a plushie.) OH DIAMOND TIARA I HAVE A TOY FOR YOU.
CS: what just happened?
Discord: Oh he was getting turned into something no matter what, we just couldn't decide.
CS:You know Diamond Tiara is very rough with her toys.
Discord: Oh we know.
(*little something to add to the story.*)
Kit and Discord arrive at the nightmare night festival in ponyville, and happily partook in the festivities while Discord kept looking around for what kind of chaos he could cause, Kit found him self more on edge, it could have been anything really, but he just shrugged it off as the fact that both Celestia and Luna was present, or the fact that Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight kept giving him this stern look. All in all it was fun as Kit sat down and started to enjoy eating animal crackers, biting off the heads first.
Trixie: that’s mean.
Kit: stops eating and looked at Trixie confused) what’s mean?
Trixie: biting off the heads first.
Kit: looks down at what remained of his temberwolf cracker.) How is that mean?
Sunset: because you’re biting off their heads first. (Kit nodded a few times not understand how the way he was eating his snack was mean. While the rest of the foals started to comment on the subject.)
Discord: You know their right you should be ashamed of your self. (Discord said, as he picked up one of his crackers.) Biting off the heads first, that’s no way to eat your animal crackers. (As Discord bits off the hind legs of his cracker the little snack starts to move around and let out a pain scream.) You should always go legs first, prevents them from running away. (Bits of the forelegs of the cracker, getting it to scream again.)
Kit: turns to the foals who where all on the verge of tears.) I swear I had nothing to do with this, I am innocent and. (before he could finish the foals started to let out a combined cry getting the adults to run up and look at Discord and Kit accusingly.) I swear I’m innocent I didn’t have anything to do with this.
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Why yes, and lets not forget their first time on DVD releases, for the 20th time
3431211 Indeed. Disney knows all too well how to create demand for a product and keep customers coming back for more.
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Actually Disney is pretty much the biggest threat in the world.
1. That have locations in every major country.
2. Inside of each of these locations they have enough man power to be their own country.
3. No military could stand against them. It’s kind of hard to aim at an enemy when your laughing so hard as they march into battle wearing mouse ears on helmets chanting
M-I-C-K-E-Y
4. At one time their was a rebel leader inside the mouse empire, but over time he became corrupted, and gave into the mouse’s influence, the Duck never stood a chance.
5. Also dose anyone else think it’s a bit narcissistic that both Mickey and Donald’s love interest is nothing more then them in bows and dresses?
But the true threat is not the mouse no my friends he is but a puppet to the true dark over lord of this evil empire bent on world domination, he’s been around since the very beginning manipulating events from the shadows, and bidding his time until the day when he will make his move. He is the one you least expect, and always over look, beware my friends for when that dark day comes no one will be able to get away from his twisted laughter.
HU-YUCK!
Now what happened to Blueblood to get him so traumatized. I don't think spanking would do it.
He'd probably respond like so if he got spanked:
3431143 I didn't really write this with scary in mind. And I really did this in three days, normally I need more time for a story of relative quality. I wrote it just time for Halloween too. But Super-Stallion wanted his his chapter out first. Actually this was written because I didn't he'd would write a special himself.
3433001 That does sound kind of like what he'd say. That also seems like something Sombra or Onyx would say if they got spanked.
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Maybe Sombra, but Onyx, I think he would feel he deserved it.
3433127 That's what I was refering to. The rest of the foals would never say they deserved to be spanked, no matter what they may have done to deserve it.
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Very true. I wonder if the mothers are holding out on letting AJ spank them, or maybe AJ will do it to her foal, if she gets one, to keep them in line.
3433136 Well I don't know.
As for Blueblood, well considering spanking isn't really a form of punishment for him he'd better behave. Unless he wants to be flushed again which I doubt he does.
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True, but I don't think Celestia would want to make her nephew hate her for the rest of his life.
3433147>>3433143 I love how you two are over analyzing this. You two do realize that this chapter isn't canon, right? Unless Super-Stallion says it is. But even if it is how can Nightmare be in two different Trick-or-Treating groups. Unless Super-Stallion's Nightmare Night takes place a year later.
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We were just making conversation. It's not like we're actually saying that will happen in the story. What happens is for Super-Stallion to decide. Hope to see his next chapter soon.
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CS:Well there are alot of way Nightmare could be with two differen't groups, one a magic spell that could duplicate her for a night.
Nightmare Moon: Yes i can already see how to get double candies this way.
CS: she could go to the mirror pool and make alot of herself.
Nightmare moon: likeing this, even more candy to be had.
CS: or one of them could be a toddler changeling that should get a spanking for impersonating a royal.
Nightmare moon: i don't like the last one. :(
CS: That's just what a naughty foal changeling would say. (picks up NM and starts to walk away.) you should be ashamed of your self impersonating a sweet innocent little filly. (*SPANK!*)
Nightmare Moon: BUT I'M THE REAL NIGHTMARE MOON!
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Night Mist: Crystal Shard, you're the one who should be ashamed of yourself. Don't you realize a changling's eye's give them away. They can manipulate the eye color, but then that gives them a shorter time to stay in that from. Also, no changeling can manipulate her cutie mark. It's too complex.
Nightmare Moon: Yeah, wait, how do you know so much about changelings?
Night Mist: Too many battles with them convinced me to study up on them. Oh, *goes super saipony.* does this prove I'm not one of them?"
Nightmare Moon: Eeyup, that pretty much convinced me. Plus I can understand that part about changeling battles.
Night Mist: Thanks, oh and Crystal Shard, *barely flicks him and he's flung back a few feet.* That's for spanking her. *goes back to normal pony.*
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CS: Slowly walked up to night-mist until he's face to face with him) OW! (pulls out a Crystal and tosses it at night-mist teleporting Night-mist away.)
Nightmare moon: where did he go?
CS: to the deepest darkest pit of the 9 gates of tartarus, where he faces a nightmare that no creature alive or dead should ever face.
* In deepest darkest pit of the 9 gates of tartarus, where a nightmare resides that no creature alive or dead should ever face..*
Bobby buddy bear: Oh your back Mr. Night-mist, fellas are friends back.
Billy buddy bear: oh he looks like he could use a song.
buddy bears: OH WE ARE THE BUDDY BEARS WE ALWAYS GET ALONG.
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"Daaaaaaaa." *Uses instant transmission. Soon he pops up beside Crystal Shard takes the crystals and throws them in to the deepest heart of a nearby volcano.*
"Dont. Ever. Do that. Again."
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CS: Alright I promise not to send you back to face the big bad buddy bears. (Snaps fingers and the bag of crystals return) But allow me to make it up to you, by giving you two very helpful assistance. OH FLUFFY!! URANUSE!! (One pinky bear and one blue bear walks in and smiles at CS)
Fluffy: Oh hello there, you must be are new boss.
Uranus: It’s so good to be needed again, what would you like us to do?
Fluffy: But please remember that we respect everyone and everything, and could never condole the mindless violence of hurting animals or harming any form of planet life.
Uranus: But to show that we truly wish to enrich your life, we have made you this fresh pitcher of lemon aid.
Night-mist: looks at the two stuffed toy bears, just slightly interested in how they where talking and talking but then shrugged it off as Equestria magic. As he took a glass he smiled slightly knowing that really no form of poison or laxative prank would possible effect him so anything CS was thinking about pulling was going to be a total waist of time. AS he took a quick couple of gulps it hit him hard, the fowl taste of the concoction before he spit it out over the two stuffed bears.) WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT FOWL STUFF!!
Fluffy: Mr. Night-mist that was all natural lemon aid, we only used lemons that died of natural causes.
Uranus: we even waited until those lemons where in the advanced stages of decomposition before making it.
Night-mist: y-you what?
Fluffy: we even substituted the sugar used in normal Lemon aid with finally ground up chalk.
Night-mist: Chalk?
Uranus: Studies show that many humans are chalk deficient.
Fluffy: and we only wish to make sure you live a happy and healthy life, so that we can be your best of best friends.
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Okay, that's it I've had it, I am getting out of the guard due to p.t.s.d. *Leaves the room and the bears dissappear for good.*
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And the bears appear ridding on night-mist back)
Fluffy: oh dear, PTSD that's terrible.
Uranus: Oh yes, but don’t worry we won’t let you suffer through it alone, we’ll be with you the entire time to comfort.
Fluffy: and enrich your life. I know let’s go to the Equestrian gardens and smell the flowers.
Uranus: oh yes that sounds like such a wonderful idea, don’t you think so Mr. Night-mist?
Kit: appears next to night-mist) oh,... I see he unleashed the trouble twins on you.
Night-mist: I just tried to get rid of them and they came back.
Kit: Yeah, I guess he didn't mention that no matter what you do those two keep coming back, Ask Duckman he's done un speak able things to them and they just keep coming back.
Fluffy: Oh it's are old friend Kit, have you been a good boy.
Kit: in a since of the word.
Uranus: that's good to hear, would you like to join in singing with us?
Night-mist: singing? He promised he wouldn't unleash buddy bears on me.
Fluffy: buddy bears? what are those?
Night-mist: nothing, what song do you know.
Kit: Really? Your going to ask that question. Your on your own buddy. (snaps fingers and vanishes.)
Fluffy: Oh this is the song that doesn't end
Uranus: yes it goes on and on my friends.
Fluffy: some ponies started singing it not knowing what it was.
Uranus: and they'll continue singing it forever just because
Fluffy: this is the song that doesn't end.
Uranus: yes it goes on and on my friends.
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Night-Mist: *Intant transmits to Crystal Shard.* Please, make it stop. I swear, I will go crazy beyond repair if I hear another one of their songs.
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CS: oh dear that does sound serious. Fluffy, Uranus I think you should leave Mr. Night-shift alone.
Fluffy: But we still have 5 more songs we can sing to him
Uranus: and we haven’t even read him the big book of infections yet.
Fluffy: or showed him the slides of are last family reunion.
Uranus: Besides we like Mr. Night-shift.
Fluffy: oh yes, he seems so friendly and nice, we don’t ever want to leave his side.
CS: looks at Night-shift) I don’t know they seem to like you a lot.
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I don't care, just send them back to their world, keep me in Equestria, and make sure I have no recollection of them, the buddy bears, or any other singing bear kind of deal. And none of your funny business either, unless you want me to have Kit send his loyal pet after you, with his permission of course.
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CS: Alright, alright calm down. Now I just need to make sure I have this correct, you don't want to remember any singing or dancing bears am I correct?
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I don't want any recollection of any kind of bear, aside from the ones that belong in this world, and want that to happen to everypony, and you as well. And I want that to happen after I know you have sent them back for good and they never come back and the wall to their worlds has been blocked for good. And no transporting me out of Equestria, or any of your funny business, like I said before. If you so much as decide to try and find a way around it to torment me more, I shall never forgive you, I swear it.
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CS: looks over the wish and nods slightly.) well that seems to cover every base, this is almost iron clade. (snaps fingers, and Night-mist forgets ever having to deal with dancing or singing bears of any kind.) There now, how's that?
Night-mist: much better.
CS: Good, and to show you that there a no hard feelings how about we both go to a cloud city?
Night-mist: Alright, but no funny business.
CS: yes, yes I know no dancing or singing bears what so ever.
Night-mist: dancing or singing what now?
CS: Oh right you don't remember, oh well never mind. (snaps fingers and both appear in a cloud city.) Ah now isn't this place nice?
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*See's his fellow pegasi flying all over the city.* Yep, it's good to visit home again.
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CS: Oh your from here, how interesting, then I'm sure you know the leader here.
Night-mist: Leader?
CS: oh yeah, fallow me. (the two walk to the great hall of the city where they stand before a council of pegasi) Ah here he comes now. (Night-mist watches and as red Pegasus walks up to them with a heart shaped cutie mark.
Pegasus: high i'm tender heart pony, welcome to care-a-lot. (Night-mist slowly turns his head and glares at CS.)
Night-mist: I SAID NOT TO TAKE ME FROM EQUESTRIA!
CS: and I said your wish was only slightly iron clad, welcome to Equestria reality 856-239-349.
Night-mist: BUT I SAID NO FUNNY BUSINESS!!
CS: Oh this one wasn't my doing, sealing the other creatures away only set us out of phase from are normal reality, for a the time being, don't worry will shift back into are normal state after a period of time.
Night-mist: and until then.
CS: we're stuck here for a little while.
Night-mist: Then what are we going to do.
CS: I don't know, HOW ABOUT A SONG!
Tender heart: A song, oh boy, wait here i'll get the others and we can sing the care-a-lot anthem.
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Nope, no songs, I will be waiting in a secluded area, where no pony and none of this world can find me. til then, have fun. *transmits out, with a blockade technique to make sure Crystal Shard or any of this alternate reality's inhabitants couldn't follow.*
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Cs: Oh dear I hope he doesn't wind up stuck anywhere when we return to are normal reality. (looks down at his hands and notices them starting to fade.) Oh well a bit sooner then I thought.
*Else where*
Night-shift: I wonder how long I'm suck here (Starts to feel funny and then finds himself at the bottom of a lake.) (*GARBLE!! GARBLE!!*) (translation) CRYSTAL SHARD!! (but do not worry his chocked gasp are heard by very helpful creatures of Equestria.)
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS
If you find you're past the drift and haven't got an oar (oar)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you to shore
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Seawinkle: Are you sinking fast?
Wavedancer: Had some nasty shocks?
Sealight: Feeling like all hope is gone and washed up on the rocks?
All Sea Ponies:
Washed up on the rocks
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS
If your rudder runs aground or seeweed holds a grip (kelp)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you get help
Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies
Simply signal SOS, simply signal SOS
Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies
Simply signal SOS, simply signal SOS
Oh, yes!
*ten minutes after his rescue.*
CS: lays on a grassy hill stretched out and smiling at the clear blue sky.) I wonder if he's alright? (Night-mist leans over and glares at CS face to muzzle, still dripping wet.) oh I see you went for a swim, have fun?
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No thanks to your trickery. Still, I do have a thing for ponies who rhyme reason like Zecora herself. Thankfully I was saved by sea ponies. Brbrbrbrbrbrbr. I've had enough of your games, and I will not hesitate to ascend past super saipony if you try anything.
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CS: Oh dear seems I've put you on edge. How ever can I make this up to you,... oh I know just the thing. how would you like a nice trip to a warm spot, so you can rest and relax and even take in a show?
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Night Mist: Hmmm, and you promise there will be none of this alternate realities or worlds, or any other such nonsense that you have been giving.
CS: Yes, I promise.
Night Mist: Alright then.
*They teleport right into the volcano where dragons gather right in front of one breathing fire.*
Night Mist and CS: Wow.
CS: Guess my magic is a little off right now. Uh, Night Mist, your tail. *points at a tiny part of his tail separate from the rest that was on fire.*
Night Mist: I know you said some place warm, but maybe you should focus on where you are going next time.
CS: Right, sorry.
*Night Mist smiles and giggles a bit before he feels the fire on him hit his flank.*
Night Mist: WOOOOOO HOT HOT HOT HOT HOOOOOT!
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CS: Oh now I remember what I did wrong. (Snaps fingers again, and both arrive on an island filled with Alicorns.) Ah here we are, Alicorn island.
Night-mist: Alicorn what now? (Still rubbing his flank.)
CS: alicorn island, and could you stop giving your backside a rub down your kind of drawing attention to your self. (walks away only to get tackled by a little Alicorn colt.) Cobalt, Are you still having trouble stopping in mid air.
Cobalt: no I just wanted to give you a hug, and both mom and dad said to bring you to them as soon as possible, Dad even brought his friend.
CS: GULP!) Oh,... she's here.
Cobalt: Yep and she's brought her brother.
CS: oh how great, well you go on ahead and i'll be there shortly. (with that the little alicorn flew off)
night-mist: you seem a bit worried about meeting those two.
CS: just a bit, you see I kind of played a joke on them and switched their swords.
Night-mist: switched their sword? I don't get it, why would that worry you so much?
CS: let's just say when Grey-skull got involved it got interesting.
Night-mist: I see,... wait a minute you said no realm hopping.
CS: And We didn't this place resides in many realms just by other names, and when the cosmic forces are just right it can exist in all those places at once.
Night-mist: no more tricks then that?
CS: I wouldn't dare, not with them here.
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Is there a way to become alicorn by any chance, or does that sound to selfish of me? I'd wish to earn that rather then have it hoofed to me, if it's possible that is.