Beginning of Pranks
Shining Armor was pacing back and forth in the hall the Crystal Empire hospital, while Celestia, Luna, and Twilight watched. “It’s taking to long something’s happened, Twilight you’ve read up on this hasn’t it taken to long.”
“Well uh, deliveries can take different amounts of time, brother; it all depends on what’s happening.”
“I’m sure everything is fine, the doctors are just making sure everything is alright with the new little one.” Celestia said, as she tried to comfort Shining Armor.
“DAD!” Sombra came running up with Blueblood, Sunset Shimmer, Trixie, and Sly each going to their parents, and greeted them, each one now around the age of 7 years old. “Is mom doing alright?”
“She’s fine son.”
“That she is.” the Doctor said, as he walked out and looked at Shining Armor. “If you would like to see her you can.” in a flash Shining Armor was in the delivery room and with his beloved wife who had just given birth to their very first child together. “Congratulations your majesty it’s a lovely little princess.” Shining Armor’s heart leapt for joy as he heard this news and watched as the nurse handed the wrapped bundle to his wife you looked at it and rocked it slightly then turned and looked at him.
“Would you like to hold your daughter?” Shinning Armor couldn’t find the words to say but nodded as Cadence handed him the new bundle of joy and smiled as he felt her move in the blanket.
“Hey there little one.” Shinning Armor smiled as he felt the little bundle squirm a little in his arms. “You may not know this but you’ve made this one of the proudest days of my life.” with that he leaned over and kissed Cadence and then smiled down at the bundle in his arms. “Now let’s get a good look at you.” Shinning Armor uncovered the fillies face and couldn’t believe his eyes as he found himself looking down at the filly face of Queen Chrysalis.
“Give me awe your wove dada.” the little changeling said before she attacks his face.
The next instant Shining Armor bolted up right in his bed screaming in terror, waking Cadence sleeping next to him. “Oh sweet Celestia, that was the most terrible nightmare I’ve ever had.”
“Nightmare, honey? Why don’t you tell me about it.” with that Shining Armor nodded.
“Well I was dreaming about Chrysalis.” Shining Armor was stopped quickly when he received a hoof to the head, only for him to notice the angry look Cadence was giving him. “Now wait let me finish.” with that Cadence nodded and Shinning Armor calmed himself slightly. “We had a foal together.” Another smack upside the head got Shinning Armor to stop again and cover his head to prevent anymore blows. “Cadence let me explain the dream.”
“You just said you were dreaming about you and that evil queen having a foal together.”
“That’s not what I meant, besides I never said this was a dream I said it was a nightmare the worst I’ve ever had, I wouldn’t wish this kind of dream upon any of my worst enemies.” with that Cadence’s eyes narrowed and she nodded. “Alright now let me start over you and me were at the hospital and you where giving birth to our first foal.” once he said it he realized that he had screwed up as Cadence brought her hoof square with his nose.
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In Discord and Kit’s apartment.
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Both Kit and Discord were sitting on their couch laughing as they watched the aftermath of the trick they had just pulled on Shining Armor. “See I told you, you needed to unwind a little.” Discord said, as he looked at Kit who was just laughing on how Shining Armor couldn’t seem to say a word with out getting into more trouble.
“Alright I give you win, I needed this, it’s good to forget about all the trouble once and a while.”
“That’s what I’ve been saying.” Discord hears a knock at their door and still laughing teleports to the door, and opens it.
“Hello Discord.” Luna said, as she stuck her head in and started to growl slightly.
“Good bye Luna.” Discord responds as he slams the door on Luna’s face leaving a dent in the door that resembled a very angry Luna. “Wow, kind of made the door 20% scarier.” Discord said, as he tapped the dent a few times before the door exploded and Luna stormed in her magic blazing.
“YOU WOULD DARE SLAM A THIN DOOR ON MY FACE!!” Kit looked at Luna then at Discord.
“Luna this is my place therefore my rules, and if you can’t keep a normal tone then you’re not allowed to talk.” Discord snapped his talons and Luna’s mouth vanished. This only seems to enrage the night princess more as it seemed she was trying to yell at Discord more but wasn’t able to. “Hey Kit, watch this.”
“DO NOT IGNOR US YOU JIGSAW FIEND!” Luna’s voice seem to come from another part of the apartment, mostly from Firebird’s room which was shortly followed by Firebird screaming in shock and then storming out of his room.
“Why in Equestria did you do this? Do you have any idea of what time it is?” Firebird asked, as Luna’s floating mouth hovered near him.
“Oh dear.” Discord snapped his fingers and was now dressed in a pink night robe with his hair and beard in curlers. “Now just look at what you’ve done, you’ve woken our baby.” Discord said, as he walked over and turned Firebird around and started to usher him back to his room. “Don’t worry my little match stick, me and Aunty Luna are just talking.” Discord said, as he made a teddy bear, a bottle, and something else appear.
“Wait what? I’m not your baby, you twisted nut.”
“That’s no way to talk to your mommy, now mommy got to spank.” with that Discord raised his right hand and a large paddle appeared in it before he brought it down and swatted Firebird’s tail feathers so hard it sent him flying through the door he had just emerged from. “Now then where were we? Oh yes, my home my rules so there.” Discord finished off by blowing Luna a raspberry, while else where Firebird was slowly picking himself up off the floor.
“That jerk, I’ll get even with him for that.” As he stood up he started to notice that he wasn’t in his room, and as he turned to try and figure out just where Discord had just sent him to, he found himself beak to beak with Philomena. “Oh hey Philomena, I guess this must be your room.”
“Yes, and I would say this was romantic if not for one thing.”
“The time?”
“No.” Firebird looked at the teddy bear and bottle then tossed them to the side.
“Better?”
“Not really.” Firebird looked at Philomena for a second then watched as she looked down, and followed suit only then noticing that he had a diaper on. He then looked up at his girl and blushed slightly.
“Anything you want to tell me?”
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Back at the apartment.
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“Discord, give her back her mouth you know this is just going to make it worse when she does get it back.”
“Oh fine, but it was a good joke.” with that Discord snapped his talons getting Luna to glare at him. Then looked at Kit.
“You know you’re better than that Kit, at least I thought you were.”
“Hey, I talked him down from the nightmare he wanted to give Shining Armor.”
“Which was?”
“The night of a thousand dirty diapers.” Discord said, as he smiled at Luna only to get her to shack her head.
“Besides it was harmless fun, the only reason he got hurt was because he failed to explain it to Cadence with out making it worse.”
“This is true, and it’s not because you gave somepony a nightmare.”
“You’re not?”
“No, I am not.”
“Then why did you look so angry?”
“I am angry because I must resort to asking for help from you Discord.” both Kit and Discord looked at Luna confused. “It has been ages since me and my sister had a good prank war.”
“HOLD IT!” Kit yelled, as he held up his hands and then looked at Luna. “Princess, I must urge you not to open this box, do not I repeat do not open this Pandora’s box by asking Discord to help you in a prank way, innocent ponies might get hurt.”
“Oh stop being such a party pooper.” Discord said, as he looked at get then smiled as he turned to Luna. “Open the box, open the box.”
“Before we go any further I want to be known perfectly well that my little ones and my sister’s little Blue is not to be pranked, joked, or harmed in this prank war.”
“Luna I’m hurt, I would never stoop so low as to harm a little one.” Discord stood up and put his hands together as a halo appeared over his head. “You have my word as a saint.”
“You’re not a saint.” Kit reminded getting Discord to wave him off.
“Fine, but you have my word that the foals won’t be harmed in the prank war.”
“Good, then it is agreed you will by my comrade in this prank war.” with that Discord smiled as he looked at Luna and started to rub his lion paw and eagle claw together.
“Oh this will be so much fun.” Kit looked at Discord and then at Luna.
“Oh dear sweet, Luna what Chaos have you just unleashed upon your unsuspecting world.”
“The best kind, it comes with the Discord seal of approval.” with that Discord handed Kit a seal.
“Can I just ask how this all got started?” Kit asked, as he looked at Luna.
“Very well then, it started this afternoon, when my sister had me woken up.”
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Early the previous afternoon
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Celestia was walking down the hall and saw two new night guards standing as her sister’s bedroom door. “Oh dear, you two must be new.”
“Yes, your majesty.” both respond at the same time.
“I can tell because you haven’t woken me sister yet, and she loves to have a cup of coffee before she raises the moon. The older guards did inform you of that, didn’t they?”
“No princess.” by new guards looked worried, first day on the job and they were already messing up.
“Well, did they at least tell you how to wake her up?”
“No your majesty.” Celestia rolled her eyes and then leaned down, and motioned for them to both get close.
“Alright you have to be very quiet and go inside her room, and stand right next to her bed, and yell at the top of your lungs, for the glory of the night sky and beloved moon of Equestria it is time to awaken most beloved princess of the night.” with that the two guards nodded and started to follow their instructions, as Celestia started to continue to walk down the hall, she made it five more feet before she heard.
“FOR THE GLORY OF THE NIGHT SKY!” The rest of cut off as Luna screamed which was shortly followed by both guards screaming in terror.
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Present
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“The worst of it was that I still had three more hours of sleep before I needed to be woken up.” Luna said, as she looked at Kit and Discord who were not sitting at a levitating table drinking tea. “So, I can count on your help?”
“I already gave you my word, Luna.” Discord reminded, as he snapped his talon causing the table to vanish and Kit to fall to the floor.
“What have I been telling you about warning me when you're about to do that?”
“Sorry.”
“Great then, my sister won’t even know what hit her.” with that Luna teleported away leaving Discord smiling and Kit having bad feeling about what might happen in the future.
“Discord.”
“Yeah?”
“Tell me something, Luna said she had three hours before she had to wake up.”
“Yeah?”
“Which would put the event that took place somewhere around four in the afternoon?”
“Yeah?”
“I know for a fact that Celestia was attending afternoon court at that time.”
“Yeah.” Discord smiled as he looked at Kit who just face palmed and shook his head.
“Celestia didn’t do it, did she?”
“No and the best part is, I just got permission to pull more pranks.”
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Ah, I knew he was evil. EVIIIIIIL!!!
When Discord said the foals won't be harmed in the prank war, he meant all foals, right?... Right?
Hmm... for the God of Chaos, that was a well thought plan.
I wonder what Philomena will do with Firebird now
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Calm down just cause he did one little prank doesn't make him evil. Annoying yes but evil meh.
4696921 Okay, I guess that was a might over the top, but what'd ya expect? He turned me into a foal. But he did mean all foals when he said the foals wouldn't be harmed, right?
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Discord: Well you can safely say that I meant all regression foals. Not OC foals.
Night Mist: Oh good, wait. WHAT?! Help me!! *Runs away screaming his head off*
Sky hooves: Bro, you know we have super powers right?
Night mist: *Stops midflight* Oh yeah! Let's get him!
SS: Count me in!
Discord: Hahahahaha! Oh, oh! This is priceless! Let's add someone else to the game! *Zaps some random foal*
SilverMistyStar: Hey! What am I doing here? Eek! I'm a bat-pony! DISCORD!!!
SS: Who's she?
Sky hooves: No idea.
Night mist: *still running and screaming* I don't care! Just help me!!!!
SMS: He always like this?
SS: Some days are better than others! Now, RUN!!
4697455 Luna: *Pops in* Discord you're breaking your own rules. You said all regressed foals. The OC foals in this story are regressed foals, because they used to be teens and/or adults in their world. You know that. Now stop tormenting them before I call off the deal we made.
NM: Help! Mommy, my tails on fire!
4696886 It's anyone's guess.
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Discord: Oh Luna, you're no fun. *Pouts*
SMS: I got you Night mist! *Pulls fire extinguisher from a random point in space* Now hold still!
Night mist: AHH!!! MY TAIL IS ON FIRE!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Luna: Discord! Stop this or I am breaking our deal!
Discord: Oh fine. *Snaps fingers*
SS: AHH!! We're falling out of the sky!!
Sky hooves: You know we can fly….. Right?
SS: Oh yeah… *Starts flying*
SMS: I don't know how to fly! *Continues falling until she lands in her own house, in her own dimension* Huh? Oh sweet I'm home!
Sky hooves: She was weird.
Night Mist: I wonder if we'll ever see her again when we're foals...
4698471 (I have a feeling you're next on Discord's and Kit's hit list.)
SH: I have no idea. Discord's just lucky our mom wasn't here to see what he did.
Spitfire: And who said I wasn't in the vicinity.
Discord: *sees Spitfire* Oh no, not the Flamethrower again!
Spitfire: No I have something different in mind. *Frezzes him in solid ice that his magic can't break him free of.*
SS: Okay, who gave her the Ice Beam Gun used by Batman's Mr. Freeze.
CS: Uh that was my doing, but I made a few adjustments. So Discord will be there quite a while.
Discord: Mm mm mm mmph mm mm mm mmph.
Kit: Sorry what was that Discord?
Discord: MMMMMMMMMM!
CS: So, anyone here wanna make Spitfire mad?
SH/NM/Kit/SS: NO!
Beginning of Pranks? Pretty sure there were some before hand.
4698563 Me too! I am so scared. Does the regression gun thingie hurt?
Discord: Noo… not much anyways… HAHA!!
Kit: Hey! You promised not to hurt anybody with that thing!
Discord: Yes. I lied, happy?
Kit: No
FB: Will you guys keep it down? I am trying to red this book on how to date. I'm taking Philomena out to dinner, and I want to do something special.
Discord: Dude. A book? Who reads books anymore?
4698956 Eh? Regression gun? What regression gun? All I remember is being hit by a bat and then waking up in Mama Spitfire and Daddy Soarin's cloud mansion with Sky Hooves and find out we've been foalified. If there's a regression gun involved, I don't know what it felt like. Just watch out for bats and frying pans, and other such miscellaneous items that can be used to kn- *Hit with a sleeping spell.* Zzzzzzz.
Princess Twilight: Foals can have wild imaginations dear. Don't worry about anything.
4699009 Erm…. Thanks Princess Twilight….. Hey Night mist, I'll be sure to watch out for any *Clang* What was that? *Crash* That came from the kitchen! *Crash clang bang!*
Discord: Owowoooww!
SMS: Ahh!!! *Head covered with big metal pot* Hey! Its dark in here! *Bang* Ow.
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Discord: Huh, that didn't work.
SMS: Wait aren't supposed to be frozen?
Discord: An hour ago, now hold still. *Boonnnng.*
SMS: Woooow. So that's what seeing stars looks like. *passes out.*
Discord: Now to deliver the new foal to it's parents. *Snaps fingers opening a portal. Once through, snaps fingers to foalify SMS.* Now which way was it? *Looks at his map.*
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SMS: *Groggily wakes up* Huh? Oh, left.
Discord: Thanks SilverMis- Hey! You're not supposed to be awake!
SMS: I blame global warming *Passes out*
Sort of like the burrito incident, only far worse.
4700159 Yuck.
I blame Pinkie pie on that.
4700725 Indeed. She learned her lesson about feeding burritos to foals the hard way.
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Discord: oh I only promised the royal little ones protection all others are fare game.
CS: looks at SS) He does have a point.
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SS: Then where all screwed! (Hugs Rarity's leg) Mama save me I no wanna be pranked!
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NM: I said it once and I'll say it again. I knew he was up to no good.
Discord: And how may I ask did you know this?
Princess Twilight:
Discord: Wait, isn't that Queen Chrysalis's department?
CS: Speaking of which, why hasn't anypony seen her yet?... aside from Shining Armor.
Everypony else: *Shrug*
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CS: Walks up to his friends with a look of sorrow on his face) I've seen the future (falls to his knees and hugs both ponies) I'm sorry I'm so very sorry but there is nothing I can do to stop the fate that awaits you. (the sound of discord's laughter could be heard in the distance)
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NM: Aw man. I thought we would luck out.
SS: Come on, when has Discord ever been non-chaotic?
NM: Touche'. *Flank catches fire again.* Yow! My Biscuits a burnin!
Kit: Discord, was that really necessary?
Discord: What? He called me evil.
CS: And lighting his flank on fire is not helping your case to prove otherwise.
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CS: I can only say this the fillies will be happy
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If Firebird gets pranked again, I can only imagine what Discord has in store for him. Of course, I don't think he would go as far regressing Firebird to before he hatched. Still, would be funny to see Philomena become his mother just for the hay of it. What's going on between you and her Firebird?
Oh, something else I that's been itching at my head, who gets to become Black Canary? No wait, don't tell me, it's Nightmare Moon isn't it?
SS: nope.
NM: Pinkie Pie?
SS: Nah ah.
NM: Lightning Dust.
SS: Still no.
NM: Okay, it's completely obvious, it's Chrysalis.
SS: Nope, wrong again.
NM: Okay, I am clueless.
4727359 Super-Stallion asked if he could pair me up with Philomena when I off handedly asked to be in it. I gave him gave the "sure".
4728204 Well, at least Discord hasn't gone against Super-Stallion and turn you into a baby phoenix chick... yet.
I'd keep an eye out just in case.
(This is just for giggles. I know Super-Stallion wouldn't do that to you unless you wanted to.
)
4729377 On the contrary I allowed him to abuse my fictional representative as much as he wants. I asked him to do so even.
4729499 Well... then I guess Super-Stallion was right. All OC's are screwed. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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I still say this about the burritos:
I thought the begging was true
thank goodness it not
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DISCORD: Yes we scared a reader with our prank:-D
4768074 ha ha ha
no
yeh but it did scare me
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Well you should love the next chapter then :-)
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NM: I have a feeling I am the one who gets the most pranked.
CS: And how do you figure that?
NM: I felt a great disturbance in the harmony.
CS: I think your letting your mind gallop away with you. You should focus more on the jury ponies of the supreme court and what they will do. You don't know what role they have, do you?
NM: I know that they are a bunch of wanna be rulers.
Kit: And how did you come to that well thought out conclusion?
NM: By watching you...... you don't exactly follow all the rules set by these ponies, and yet you get little to no punishment. It's because the Princesses are the controllers of the justice system and they let you do whatever. Point in case, you foalified me, Su, er, onyx, and Sky Hooves and dropped us here in Equestria. How do you think other ponies would react if they knew?
Kit: I.... so what do you think of our prank on Shining Armor?
NM: So-so. could of done better, but not bad.
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Kit: Looks at Discord) Discord.
Discord: get him?
Kit: get him.
Discord: the works?
Kit: the works.
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NM: Um, Simba... a little help?
Simba: That ought to keep them occupied. Get on.
NM: *Climbs onto Simba's back.* Lets go.
Simba: Right, to the Princesses.
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Discord: grabs Night-Mist before he can reach the princesses and without anypony seeing or knowing turns him into a squeaky toy) Oh Sly.
Sly: Walks up and when Discord squeezes the squeaky Night-Mist Sly jumps up starts to wag his tail) BARK BARK
Discord: Have fun playing with your new toy (Discord tosses the Squeaky-Mist to Sly who takes it in his mouth and runs of. With a hearty laugh Discord turns around and bumps into Shadow Moon) Uh-Oh
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SS: Ooooooh, you're in trouble now Discord. Bye bye. *Zooms off to grab some pop corn.*
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Discord: Shadow Moon grabs Discord's beard and pulls his head down so they would be looking eye to eye.) Oh come on you're not going to make me take away Sly's new favorite toy are you?
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Shadow Mane: Crystal Shard, bring me Fluttershy, I think she may want to hear about this.
Discord: No! Not her!
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SS: I'm back with the pop corn what did I miss? *Chews on pop corn watching.*
4822940 SH: Shadow Mane just called in Fluttershy. I hope this gets my little brother back, hey, where did Simba go by the way?
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CS: Who is Shadow Mane?
Shadow Moon: he miss spoke his brother just got turned into a puppy chew toy I'll cut him some slack
4823340 SH:
Sorry.
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CS: snaps his fingers and Fluttershy appears next to him.) Discord did a bad thing.
Fluttershy: oh dear, what did he do?
CS: see that squeaky toy that Sly is playing with?
Fluttershy: turns and looks at Sly a little bit away rolling in a field of grass tossing Squeaky-Mist into the air shaking it and hugging his new toy.) Discord gave him a new toy. I don’t see what’s wrong?
CS: That used to be Night-Mist, and now we have to take it away from Sly so we can change him back. Either way this is going to end in tears
4824359 Fluttershy: DISCORD!!!
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Discord: I'm sorry, but here let me turn my self in to Spitfire (snaps his fingers and Spitfire appears beside him.) I did a bad thing.
CS: I don't like where this is going.
Fluttershy: He's doing the right thing admitting to what he's done wrong.
Discord: points to Sly) I turned Night-Mist into Squeaky-Mist and Sly is playing with him right now.
Spitfire: watches in horror as Sly pounces on the poor defenseless Squeaky-Mist, tossing him up into the air catching him in his mouth and shacking the toy violently only to stop and give the toy a big hug and causing it to let out a very loud squeaky that to spitfire sounded more like a cry of aggony. In a flash she ran up and snatched the toy away from Sly on the verge of tears as she walked away not paying any attention to Sly who was now on the verge of tears.) Don't worry mommy is going to keep you safe from the bad fox.
CS: oh no. (Looks at Discord.) you knew that was going to happen.
Discord: holds out his hand and a helmet appears, which he quickly puts on his head.) oh yes, and the best part is about to happen.
Sly:
CS: oh this is bad. (a dark twister appeared a few feet behind Sly with two yellow eyes glowing as Kit emerged from the cloud, as he walks up he kneels down to the now crying puppy and as Sly points to Spitfire Kit's eyes lock on an narrow.) oh crap. (CS runs up and tries to stop Kit from advancing up finds himself only being able to slow the now enraged Kitsune down as he's slowly pushed closer to Spitfire.) Kit calm down, let's talk about this, we can have some reason here.
Discord: leans close to Spitfire.) You should run and protect your foal, because I don't think we're going to be able to hold him off for much longer.
CS: FOR THE LOVE OF HARMONY DON'T RUN! (To late Spitfire takes to the air and Kit growls as he watches her.
Fluttershy: DISCORD!
Discord: what I did the right thing and told the poor mother what I've done.
CS: Kit listen to me don't hurt her. (Kit snapped his fingers and Spitfire was beside him and before she could do anything her hoofs became firmly planted to the ground.)
Kit: I'm not going to hurt her, she is some pony I could call friend, but I want to know why she stole from Sly. (looks at Spitfire who was now concentrating on the fact that all four hooves where now rooted to the ground like a tree.)
SS: because that squeaky toy she took from Sly is really Night-Mist. (Kit looks at the toy then at Discord.)
Kit: You did what?
Discord: Hey you said give him the works.
Kit: I meant tickle him till he wet him self not turn him into a chew toy.
Sly:
(*Whimper*) 
(reaches for Squeaky-Mist only to have Spitfire keep it from him.)
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Spitfire: For the love of Celestia! Turn my son back into a pony and give Sly a new squeaky toy, one that doesn't involve turning a live pony or any other creature into a squeaky toy.
Discord: Oh, fine. Don't want the princesses showing up and turning against me. (snaps his fingers, and Night Mist is back to his foal self)
NM: I'm me, yay. (then looks at the new squeaky toy that Sly has, resembling something red that Rainbow Dash had a run in with) Wait, that's not what I think he's chewing on, is it?
SH: Red poison joke?
SS: Eeyup.
NM/CS/Kit: Oh no. (light engulfs the scene to reveal an even younger Sly.)
Sly: *Yip yip yip.*
Fluttershy: DISCORD!!
NMM: Hey has anypony seen by brother Sly?
SS/SH/NM/CS/Kit/Spitfire/Fluttershy/Shadow Moon: Uh oh.