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Good Christian Ethesto


I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

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Part of the Chess Game of the Gods series.

Oh shit nigga

The strange man smiled, flashing his white and thoroughly flossed teeth. Flossing is important kids, remember that.

good advice, Mr. Swagthesto!

Haven't you ever wondered why Celestia and Luna are so big? It's because they're both full of shit.

Makes sense.

2688493
I like to give advice to the younglings whenever I can. #YOLO, after all.

2688684Title, comments, and your avatar pic.

And that emote.

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Get outa town. I'd never troll anyone. I'm just a humble brony trying to fit in. :raritystarry:

I just...how does...? Why would...? ARRRGH! This story is so full of shit!


Don't take this the wrong way but I hope this story NEVER becomes canon to the CGOTG.

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Read the second chapter. I just wrote it and I think you'll like it even better.

Part of the Chess Game of the Gods series.

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In all seriousness though I expect grimdark.

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Just clench your teeth and push through to the end. It starts off a bit slow, but then it gets better,

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I haven't started reading it yet, but I'll take your word for it.

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It's so good it'll WIPE all other CGOTG stories off the site.

knuck knuck knuck

meets a strange man in a Starbucks

I see where this is going
> rape

>> He looked down to see that his spaghetti had spilled out of his short's pockets

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2688659 In case you didn't know, this guy is a troll from what I have seen of his account, and it's kinda hard to miss a comment made by him with that profile pic. However he mostly has just trolled the Luna is best Pony group from what I have seen. I sincerely hope he hasn't moved to this group.

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This isn't a group, this is the comment section on my story.
Besides, I'm not even trolling...

2689364 It's okay, Swaggy, some people are just fucking dense.

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He cut me real deep with that comment... I'm not sure that I'll ever be okay again.

2689390 I recommend suicide.

Cornelius spent as little time at home as he could as his parents were always harassing him about making friends and doing something productive with his life. He hated it. It's not his fault that everyone else in the world is stupid. No one gets him.

He took a seat by the window, not even caring to buy any coffee as coffee is icky,

he opened youtube and began streaming episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. He was proud to be a brony, so he didn't even use his headphones.

he pulled his gaze away from the computer as he felt something sticky running down his legs. He looked down to see that his spaghetti had spilled out of his short's pockets and some had dripped down onto his meaty ankles.

His mommy had always taught him to never talk to strangers or else they would touch his swimsuit area.

Cornelius' eyes widened. This weird man knew about ponies? Maybe he wasn't a rapist after all!

"That's super swank,"

i'm pretty sure i just got dumber because i read this ut it's so hilarious i don't want to stop:rainbowlaugh:

Twilight took a momentary pause in her pushing to answer, "it's coming!"
Finally, with a mighty rawr, Twilight forced her anus open and a massive log of defecation sprang forth like an angry python, ramming into the back of Luna's throat. Her eyes widened as she swallowed the gargantuan turd. Unfortunately for her, it was still coming. Twilight had ten days worth of poop stored up, and now that the floodgates were open there was no stopping it. Twilight cried and screamed in agony as the colossal shit worm continued to force itself out of her and down Luna's throat, coiling in her stomach like a spring.
Luna had tears running down her face as she gagged and writhed in agony. Clearly this was too much shit for even her to handle. She had already reached her limit! Like a water balloon she kept expanding until her stomach couldn't take it anymore. With a great bang, she burst, spewing the mountain of shit in her gut in all directions in a disgusting poopsplosion. Twilight Sparkle and any other pony nearby were launched away by the force of the shit, being thrown across the room.
After a few moments, the poop settled, and the crowd of bystanders looked around in shock. Literally nothing was left untouched by the shit. Each pony was covered in a combination of their own and everyone else's feces (as well as Cornelius). The room had literally been painted brown. Twilight stood up on shaky legs, taking in the full scope of her surrounding in those brief moments.
Finally, after what felt like forever, all the ponies in the room turned and glared at her, clearly very upset with the current state of affairs.
"Well shit," she cursed.

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It's okay, being smart is overrated anyway.

I think something just broke inside my head but i'm not sure if i should be concerned or relieved about that.

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Just ignore it and I'm sure everything will be fine.

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I do that a lot lately and nothing bad has come of ignoring things as of now.
and even if something bad happens i'll just ignore it.

"Well shit," she cursed.

Brilliant, sir

>mfw people downvote a satirical parody in favour of the ligitimate autistic bullschitt that actually goes on.
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I've wanted to write something like this for since I joined this site. I always see these badly-written and insanely autistic chess game fics and everyone acts like they're the greatest things ever and they all get featured. This is all a big metaphor for how shitty I think those stories actually are.
I'm assuming that the dislikes are from people in the actual chess game group who were expecting something super serious. I did submit this to their group and make a thread asking them to read it, after all :raritywink:

Ooh, part of the chess game of the gods, this'll be interesting.

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Just read the story and you'll be 100% convinced in no time. :raritystarry:

2693329

I'll take the author's word for it.

Just as Timmy Turner says, "What could possibly go wrong?"

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Are you not entertained? Is this not why you're here?

2692871
I think this goes a little beyond satirical parody.

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That being said, I can understand the feeling about some Chessfics being...subpar. At the same time though, some of them are rather well-written and don't feature the dumb brony who starts taking levels in badass overnight. As such, I neither hate you for this mockery nor do I joyously uphold it as a great comedy to show that people need to stop creating fantasies.

Mostly, I just wish you'd used the proper way to add it to the group. then I could have cared less.

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The group needs more threads to spice things up anyway. After reading it, If I actually add it the proper way do you think I'll have a shot of getting it added to the canon folder? (After I make it 20k words, of course)

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