Part of the Chess Game of the Gods series.

Oh shit nigga

The strange man smiled, flashing his white and thoroughly flossed teeth. Flossing is important kids, remember that.

good advice, Mr. Swagthesto!

Haven't you ever wondered why Celestia and Luna are so big? It's because they're both full of shit.

Makes sense.

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I like to give advice to the younglings whenever I can. #YOLO, after all.

2688499 shit be true

That story was...SHITTY!

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huehuehue!

I take it this is a trollfic?

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What makes you think that?

Needs more shit...

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Don't worry, it's incomplete.

2688684Title, comments, and your avatar pic.

And that emote.

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Get outa town. I'd never troll anyone. I'm just a humble brony trying to fit in.

I just...how does...? Why would...? ARRRGH! This story is so full of shit!

Don't take this the wrong way but I hope this story NEVER becomes canon to the CGOTG.

>> He looked down to see that his spaghetti had spilled out of his short's pockets

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2689247 You didn't even get to the good part

>mfw people downvote a satirical parody in favour of the ligitimate autistic bullschitt that actually goes on.
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I think this goes a little beyond satirical parody.

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That being said, I can understand the feeling about some Chessfics being...subpar. At the same time though, some of them are rather well-written and don't feature the dumb brony who starts taking levels in badass overnight. As such, I neither hate you for this mockery nor do I joyously uphold it as a great comedy to show that people need to stop creating fantasies.

Mostly, I just wish you'd used the proper way to add it to the group. then I could have cared less.

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The hell? This is the best CGOTG fic yet!

What...why....thats just.....I don't even.........huh..............?

Brilliant, why'd I put off reading this shit.

I just... what? Why would you...? ...well, at least there's a few bits of good advice in here, like flossing.

Why is there a skin render as your cover art!?
It has nothing to do with magics the gathering!
What are you gonna do? Give three of my creatures -3/-3 when you summon!!!?

I bet you use infect ya cheap bastard.

Brilliant, truly the best chess game of da gawds story ever.

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PROPANE¡ Oopps wrong franchise!

I thought this was a serious fic when I read the description, only to find it was a feces-induced one.