What do an aristocrat's daughter, a socially awkward young American, and a recently-divorced Catalan bartender have in common? Thanks to a fickle draconequus, they're all now ponies.

With humanity as his dartboard, Discord's game of pin the tail on the pony can target anyone, with little regard to circumstance or former gender.

And with government suppression of the newly transformed ponies pressuring them on one end, and a shadow war between the mafia and an unknown alien threat on the other, it will take everything they have just to survive. And if they're particularly unlucky, they may just learn something about friendship.

Part of the Chaotic Touch of Harmony Universe: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/205332

Written with permission from but not necessarily endorsed by the original author, Law Abiding Pony

While suffering from a mistake in her past, a decommissioned government assassin mare, Majesty, is put into a game of cat-and-mouse when a mafia kidnaps her son during an uprising of an militia takeover threatening Manehattan. In order for her to get her son back, she must go through an entire army of heavily armed griffons and stallions that are thirsty for revenge, but she isn't alone on her path when she discovers her, known to be dead, father shows up to help her.

If you enjoy this story, be sure to rate it in the comment section down below. (Honestly, if there was a way to make this story into an SFM film, I would totally do it; but unfortunately I cannot animate.)

Her best and only magic teacher, Sunburst, abandoned her when he got his cutie mark and she didn't. Her butler and guardian, Proper Step refused to teach her magic, saying it wasn't "lady-like." Magic is in her blood, so she has no choice but to run away. She learns to fight with hoof and magic, first to save her life when she’s brutally attacked, but later because she is very good at it. She doesn't realize she's being honed to become somepony's sharp tool.

This is Starlight Glimmer’s pre-redemption The Gangs of New York and Anakin Skywalker Star Wars I, The Phantom Menace novel-length origin story.

The cover image is a commission by a very talented artist, Pony-Way. Please visit Pony-Way’s page.

About the warning tags: [Sex] Off screen, rare, unmistakable; [Violence] Street gangs, mafia bosses, prizefighting, becoming a bodyguard (naturally)—blood, occasionally. Please don’t be shocked and give the story a thumbs down because bad things happen to Starlight at a level that can’t be shown in show. Adversity always makes her stronger.

The sequel to this story is The Enforcer and Her Blackmailers. This is an Enforcerverse novel, and you can view that link if you want huge amounts of context.

A big shout-out to my pre-readers: Javarod and DoContra

The Guardians of Forever. Depending on who you ask they're a crucial force in making sure the universe stays stable by preventing time from being altered by idiots with insufficient self-restraint, or oppressive mad scientist jerks who are just a mafia with slightly loftier ideals. But that doesn't really matter to Mason Smith. What matters is that their base of operations, his home for the last several years of his life, has been destroyed and he's been dumped into another dimension in a body he doesn't recognize with only his translator to help him get out of the situation.

It's going to be a long couple of days to get home and fix everything, assuming he even can.

A crossover between MLP and the fan-made World of Darkness expansion Genius: the Transgression (and by extension the World of Darkness games in general). Little to no understanding of the latter is required for reading, and if you didn't have a decent level of knowledge of the former you probably wouldn't be here. Takes place starting in mid-Season 7.

The main character has a character sheet now! Find it here.

Onyx, an exiled Changeling living in Los Pegasus, is trying his best to scrape by and keep a low profile as his pony persona. When the prohibition comes into effect, however, he finds himself out on the streets, seeking money and emotional nourishment.

After a fight with some mobsters in the street, his true form gets revealed, launching him on a dark path that few dare tread. Though it's a path that seems perfect for Onyx's skills... and needs.

Inspired by WolfOblivion's story: The Black Cello Mafia

A private detective from the mean streets of Baltimare goes after the Equestrian mafia and pays the price for his curiosity.

cover art by FriendlyTwo3

Sombra, or whatever it is the Crystal Heart left behind, has ventured forth and conquered his new domain behind the till at a McTrotnald's joint in Manehattan. As he seeks to consolidate and expand his newfound kingdom he quickly finds a host of potential new subjects to subjugate befriend. If only they weren't mostly mafia, bat gangs, changeling yakuza and bicycle ponies complete wackos after his hot sexy plot power and might....

Coco Pommel, a decent definitely-not-thestral, lives a decent life, works a decent job, earns a decent living. She is certain the fashion house she works for, Mane Event, is going places, even if it's currently stuck on the second floor above a McTrotnald's joint. She is oblivious to the fact that she is the much-coveted object of adoration of many stallions. She is oblivious to many things. But she finds it hard to be oblivious to the ruckus that comes from that fast food restaurant downstairs, harder still to resist getting dragged in...

Neither expected to ever end up stuck together, at least not this way. But as they quickly learn, there's no living on expectations in the poor but lively Manehattan slums of the Four Hooves District. Together with the band of misfits and social outcasts that make up their lives they must go out and seize it - their Midnight Empire.

Contains the following strong themes underneath: struggling against oppression, discrimination and biggotry, poverty and desperation,. This is a story of unity in diversity, of love and friendship that transcends differences, and the pursuit of freedom.

Now exponentially more epic thanks to our favourite editor Dumbgamer99 who has kindly returned to do another of my works. Be sure to thank him by checking out his page!

Featured 4/7/14 - 6/7/14! Many thanks to everyone who made this possible!

Written to the tune of The Manehattan Smile by Matthew Mosier which I think nicely captures the feel of this story.

Cover Art: Oh hey, my ponies actually resemble ponies now. I mean, look, you don't have to turn the pic upside down, close your eyes and imagine the ponies anymore. Previous cover art here.

Yes, the Cover image is cringey but that's all I can do for now. any suggestions for a cover will be VERY appreciative.

this story is in the first person.

tags that aren't in Fimfiction include:
suicide, the word Anon, Depressing, isekai, Transported to another world,

You are anon, you have had one of the worst life ever to take place on earth. in fact, if you don't commit suicide now you will probably be tortured by the mafia for not repaying your debt.

but as you are falling to your death with the pavement filling your vision you are suddenly moved from a city at night to what seems to be a farmyard at day supposedly levitating mear centimetres of the dirt ground, you have somehow transported to the land of blindly colourful ponys!

And these friendly ponies want to teach you that having friends isn't the worst thing in the world.

Don't expect regular updates, depression stops me from doing work T~T

[Edit] WOW this was cring!
I was SUPPER depressed when writing this. still am but I'm dealing with it better.

Manehatten, once seen as a city of wealth, now will be seen as a city of crime and corruption. The Governor has passed an ordinance that outlaws all types of alcohol intake, possession, or purchase to bring down the cost of taxes on it's citizens In the city. Some accept the ordinance, others don't but say nothing out of fear. And in Manehatten, the two biggest rivals of alcohol production will not see that their way of profit is taken from them because of a broken politician, and thus begin to work underground to maintain their way of life.

But the two have decided that maintaining their way of life isn't enough, and thus opt to go to war with one another to become the strongest production families.

In the midst of this comes one stallion who, though may not know it yet, is about to have his life changed forever, and become a symbol of one of these families for fear, he is about to be thrown into the middle of this war. He is about to become...

The Manehatten Typewriter...

UPDATE: 3/4/2016
The story will be going into hiatus until the following Sunday. Once that passes, then story continues.
UPDATE: 5/12/2016
New Cover Art!!! Big Shout out to this dude. Check out all his stuff!!!

Twilight gets a full time job since she is in massive debt, the bank threaten to take her house away, and the Mafia is on her tail, she finds a job on the internet as a cashier in Sugarcube Corner, ran by Pinkie Pie. As the days and nights go by, Twilight notices sinister things happening all the time and notices her co-workers dissapear.

Will Twilight stop who ever is doing these sinister things? Who is behind these sinister things?
Read to find out!

Thanks to God for helping me write this.