Twilight gets a Full Time Job

by Serenity Darkmoon Raven


Chapter 3

Twilight then went downstairs, she opened the door and saw Rarity, she had a worried grin on her face, she looked like she is about to say something but is too shy. Twilight, still sleepy and a bit cranky asked, "Wha- what do you want?"

Rarity said, "I heard about your financial troubles... I overheard some mafia ponies saying something about robbing a tree home if a purple mare doesn't pay up, some I took a plane here and... well... came here.. so I am here to give you some bits.."

Twilight said, "Oh, you shouldn't have..." She stands there, holding the door.

Rarity then replied in an angry tone, "Oh, you must.. I don't want your house to get robbed or destroyed by some hot head, egotistical bitches," She then made her horn glow blue and made it float and lay behind Twilight. She then said, "There is ten million bits.. I make a ton of bits from sales and from fashion show tickets." She then winked and left.

Twilight said, "Thanks, Rarity.."

Then, she went back to sleep, she felt like her burden melted like snow. But, she knows she needs more money to avoid trouble from the Mafia and bank. The next day, she woke up, she was still tired, she feels like she just closed her eyes and went to sleep only to get interrupted by her alarm clock. Part of her mind wished she didn't have a job. She then went to work, she is determined to find more evidence that shows Pinkie killed Flash. She ran to Sugar cube Corner, it was the fastest she ever ran.

When she got to Sugar cube Corner, she saw Pinkie Pie hanging up a banner with the words, "Happy Hearts Warming" She even changed the curtains from purple to red and green. Twilight then said, "Wow, I love the decorations you put up.. the curtains felt nice.." She then touch the curtains and it felt fuzzy and smooth like if it was mane and hair belonging to a pony. She asked, "Where did you get this?"

Pinkie Pie closed her eyes and said, "The supermarket, silly... w- where did you think I... got this?" she then chuckled to herself. Twilight nodded her head. She went inside and put on the uniform. She then waited for customers. Then, Pinkie Pie went over and placed a beautiful pastry, it was large and had a blueberry filling, it had a cherry on top. But the cherry looked off to Twilight, she took a closer look and saw a hint of magenta and a small black pupil. She then asked, "What's up with the cherry?"

Pinkie Pie replied, "These are special... cherries... from Appleossa.. found in a hidden cave... yeah..."

Twilight said, "Umm okay.. I don't know much about Appleossa or these... rare cherries but fine.."

Then, at noon Twilight took her break, she took a sigh of relief and sat down. She then saw Mr. Cake eating the pie with the weird cherry, she grabbed the cherry and ate it. Mr. Cake spit it out and said, "That... cherry is horrible... and why was it covered in paint.. and looks like a pony's eye?"

Everypony was looking at Mr. Cake, they were chattering amongst themselves about the weird cherry. Then, Pinkie Pie said, "It's a rare cherry and you cover it in paint... so.. it taste better... it is usually sour once it's... ripe..."

Mr. Cake then said, "Oh... um.. I never heard of a cherry like that before.." He went back to eating the pie. He then cringed, unbeknownst to him there were chunks of pony liver, guts, and even sugar in the pie. Twilight was confused what was going on, she was too scared to ask.


After a long day, which felt like it went by shortly, Twilight is getting ready to go home, she then decided to ask Pinkie if she can get a raise. She then went to the kitchen, her jaw dropped, and she stepped back.


She saw Pinkie Pie holding a knife, a dead body of Rainbow Dash's body was on the cutting board, there was a dark red substance on the blade, part of it dripped to the floor, Rainbow Dash's head was separate, Mr. Cake, Mrs. Cake were laying on the floor, you can't see their face, there was a puddle of Red liquid on the floor. Rainbow Dash's dead was on the table, she was missing eyes, her smile was stitched together, her mane was gone too. Blood leak from Pinkie Pie's mouth and eyes. Flash Sentry body was hanging on a hook, along with Derpy's head. Her eyes were gone, and there was blood on her head. Pinkie's torso and face had red stains. Apple Bloom was laying on the floor, she was missing a hoof, and a head. One of her eyes were dangling and one of her eyes were missing.

Pinkie Pie said, "Uh oh... you got me.." she grinned evilly.

Twilight said, "So.. you are the one who killed Flash.. and all these innocent ponies.." She then stepped back causing a huge gap between the two ponies.

Pinkie Pie said, "Yes... I kill these ponies to use for cupcakes, doughnuts.. and many things... and the doughnut frosting the other day was.... actually blood.. and I turned somepony's hooves into long johns..."

Twilight said, "You.... why... oh... I thought you were a nice pony.. you yourself... said.. you were a good pony... uh.. how... never mind.. I am going to stop you. Pinkie Pie then disappeared.



Then Twilight said, "Uh.. what happend?" She had a confused look on her face and looked away. She then slipped on something, it was a banana peel, then she felt a strong pain in her back. It was a loud roaring sound, louder than a lion. Twilight was heard screaming and crying for help.


Twilight's eyes slowly closed, her mouth was open.. There was blood on the floor and swimming out of the cut wound. Twilight fell and made a flesh smacking noise when she fell on the floor. Pinkie Pie then chuckled, she was holding a chainsaw, it had red stains on the blade, she used this to defeat Twilight. There was a splash of blood on her face. She then can be heard chuckling. She then moaned, "I hit it from behind!" she then kick Twilight in the head.

Then, her guts were stuffed into a pie, the pie smelled horrible. She then said, "That was fun, I hope I can do that again.." She then said, "It's a shame... she's dead.... I kinda miss... stuffing a chainsaw against her back."