OwO what's this? Some Sparity with gratuitous Pinkie Pie, OCD Twilight, and sassy Starlight thrown into the mix? Batten down the hatches boys and girls, it's coming...

I'm moving along and working on Fanfiction but I want to check in and ask how all my HORSEBOIS and HORSEGALS are doing. Feel free to dump all your concerns and feels on me right here. Let's just talk!

(Comedy story up next and then some feels, but we'll see how it all pans out)

The Mane 6 get roasted at the doctor's office for being unhealthy af. If you don't want to read that, it makes you a communist.
Post linked to story!

Hello there everypony,

As promised, I have one more story to release before Bronycon, and this one will be coming tomorrow afternoon. Here's a look at the cover art-

It's a dirty comedy featuring all the pictured ponies. Can you guess what it might be about?

Anyway, see you tomorrow~

Just a heads up to you all. The New Kid's new chapter will come out tomorrow morning. Early, so be ready for it!

What's going on my quarantine gang?

Just posted a new Rarity story. It's a little bit of a new genre for me, but I loved working on it. It's a random comedy fic with a new OC I made (and adore) playing a semi-prominent role along with Rarity, Spike, the Self Insert, and Starlight. I hope you guys enjoy. Link at the bottom of the post!

The next chapter for 'Bird Behavior' hasn't even been started yet, and I apologize for that. I suck a writing consistently, as anyone who has been here since my first story knows. I've been distracted by watching DWK on YouTube (I highly reccomend it,) food, and dealing with car stuff. Point is, I'm sorry about being an inconsistent piece of garbage, but I'll get working on the next chapter soon, I promise. It might be the last chapter, or the second to last chapter, I haven't decided yet. I

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It's happened. A Series of Great Ideas (Or Not) has a sequel!

TS.M.I.L.E. For The Camera!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Drama
• Random

Shining Armor and Flam just want to crash a wedding. Instead, they get kidnapped, accidentally form a boy band, and stumble into the affairs of a secret spy agency. It's not quite what they had planned.

• Sex
• Soarin
• Flim and Flam
• Shining Armor
• Cheese Sandwich
• Royal Guard

TheGuineaPig45 · 13k words  ·  7  3 · 490 views

This story tells the tale of a wedding-gone-wrong. Shining Armor and Flam decide to crash Lyra and Bon Bon's reception, but end up getting involved with the enemies of Equestria's secret monster agency, S.M.I.L.E.!

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ANYWAY, I hope things are much more positive up North.
Obs where you live, but also in places such as the frozen North, Norway specifically, and Santa's workshop

I'm sending my love to the narwhals

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Aloha, my friends.

Once again, I decided to return with another post.

This one, however, is much different compared to the last ones I've been putting up.

Inspired by my posting of Tim Conway's "The Dentist" sketch, I decided to make another post like it with the purpose of providing everyone with a brilliant laugh, and having liked this sketch I'm showing you here so much, I couldn't resist sharing it with you guys here.

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Hello Everypony,

Yep, I did it again. What began with me just being sick for a few days and desiring to entertain myself just became a trifecta of misunderstanding madness. Not sorry!

Anyway, good to see you all, as it is good to chatter with you on Discord. Don't be strangers and enjoy!

So after seeing some funny art images a few days ago, I had some ideas and well... Here we are, I put a short story together for everyone!

Here's a link if you're interested: Rainbow... Why Are You Eating My Flowers?

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Find it here.

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Hello again. A new chapter of A Flutter of the Heart is finally done. Sorry, this took so long. I had my wisdom teeth removed a few weeks ago, and the recovery slowed my writing down a bit. I had three of them removed. Not fun. I promise to speed it up from now on. I'm glad I took the risk to write this story. Fluttershy has proven to be an interesting character to write for and I love playing around with romantic cliches. Trixie sure changes things doesn't she? Her mere presence seems to

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Today's story is classified at the highest level ... of enjoyable.

Mr. and Mrs. S.M.I.L.E.
[Equestria Girls] [Adventure] [Comedy] [Drama] • 10,530 words

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Hey again. Another chapter of Flutter of the Heart is done. This is probably my favorite chapter yet. It has some pretty funny moments from both Trixie and Fluttershy. Plus, it was really fun to write a crazy spin on the typical hostage situation scenario. There should be one more chapter after this, then I will write that filly Trixie one shot I mentioned in my last blog post before I start writing the season finale of the season 1 of Galaxy Rangers. I hope you enjoy the chapter.

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Some have asked for it, and I've been laughing about it for a bit. A whole lot of booty jokes and booty-related jokes. And demeaning and tearing down Rainbow Dash's femininity.

This year, I’m bringing back my annual Halloween fic with not one, but two spooky stories. You probably already saw the Scootaloo-based fic ‘Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me’ that I posted earlier this month. And today, I’m posting up my second fic, ‘Don’t Waste Your Wishes’. I can’t help but love writing for the Crusaders and their

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Yesterday, I did a read through of a story that is no longer up on this site, sadly. It's called The Things the CMC are NOT Allowed To Do in School and it's by Str8aura. I read through all potential stories I consider recording for my channel before actually doing it, and I decided to read it like Sean Connery, just because, and I absolutely died laughing while reading one of the lines! I literally could not stop laughing!

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