There was a Ninja, some woman with green hair named Gertrude, probably my sister Vengeance, and Lord Skywalker. You know. The one that likes to snorkle.) colabed on a story! A moment of insanity with Sunset, Justice, Konata, the ENTIRE ocean of Earth, Dr. Aphra, and 'I got out of bed for this' Ruby. · 7:52pm Jan 28th, 2021
^^^^ Blurb about 2020 being terrifyingly bad above ^^^^
ANYWAY, I hope things are much more positive up North.
Obs where you live, but also in places such as the frozen North, Norway specifically, and Santa's workshop
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I'm sending my love to the narwhals
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sending my love to the ocean in general
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11:26 AM
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Nice. Thanks for undermining my narwhal love, real nice
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crud, also sending my love to that narwhals
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and NOW the other animals of the ocean feel left out
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This is the entire damn ocean, love received, everyone (except Steve, what an asshole) sends their love, the Narwhals are overjoyed, good luck with the job search(edited)
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Did you know Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is JUST as tall as Amy Klobouchar?!
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Which is good! I couldn't visualize 5 feet, four inches, but man, did I, part-time space horse, know who Amy Klobouchar is(edited)
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I, American citizen, resident of the state of Oregon, knew exactly who Amy Klobouchar was but lacked the understanding of how imperial forms of measurement worked in related to people's hights
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Is it even legal to measure high here? In Equesteria and insane high-school Equestrian knock-off land (A.K.A. Terra) one gets shot with rainbows for even attempting. Plus the discovery that nearly everypony/everyone is the same damn height often triggers an existential crisis
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Sounds like you guys er... galls... ponies need an Amy Klobouchar
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I'll warm up the cloning vat
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I'll repress the moral questionability of this whole process
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I'll raid my "Amy Kobouchar's nail clipping collection" for DNA
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No mixing with frog DNA and also definitely no mixing with Raptor DNA this time. No one needed those nightmares.
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No one
Fun fact: Jurassic World actually admitted that this explanation was kinda bullshit. Because they were intended as a glorified theme park, looking like dinosaurs was more important than looking like they did in actual prehistory.
Ruby piece from here: https://www.deviantart.com/cslucaris/art/Ruby-Rose-but-she-s-just-fucking-done-3-769165496
Also, check out Romantically Apocalyptic if you want to survive the Transhumanist-Apocolypse: http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/
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It's like Invader Zim, the tallest pony is in charge - the Greeks would call it an ýpsocracy.