I've developed a twitch in my jaw, signifying that I am officially on the road to going completely insane. It was bound to happen eventually.

What up? So, as promised, I have officially started my contest. You will find the detailed post here. I decided to call the contest Precious Progress because, well, that's the point. Progress. Anyway, if you want to learn more, visit the thread.

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So... Ali ditzed, didn't look at the schedule, and missed her Friday morning shift, forcing MomCord to cover it... Fffuuuuuuuuu--
And then she had her car towed so she wasn't able to work her Saturday morning shift either, making Snowfire cover it... Fffuuuuuuuuu--
And she couldn't get her car out yesterday, so Snowfire couldn't just do a shift-trade with Ali so she'd have a day off and not go into overtime... Fffuuuuuuuuu--

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...such a thing as too much Equestria Girls?

The reason I ask because the last three days during my mid-day naps before work (which consists of 6 pm to 6 am, by the way) I've been having dreams that I'm cuddling with Sunset Shimmer.

Am I going nuts or does anypony else have dreams like that also?

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First, the "attack" on the U.S. embassy in Iraq was what, in any other country or against any other target, would be called a "riot". There were rocks thrown at buildings, a few broken doors, and a single instance of arson. What there was not, was any use of guns, bombs, or grenades. What there was not, was any injury reported. It was, for all appearances, a spontaneous mob, and they did spontaneous mob things; namely spraying graffiti. Yes, Donald Trump decided that the proper response to

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I can't seem to find Thanus maybe nice me hide him without me knowing..... THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!! *inheals then sighs* okay Then Thanus come out come out wherever you are~

Hello everyone *giggles* welcome to the sickening game of life i am your ringmaster for this game come have a seat enjoy what we call a taste of Chaos *twitches and glitches* H-HELP SHE'S CONSUMING MY MIND!!! *giggles with insanity* anywhooo i can't wait to meet you and Thanus *smirks* We''ll be waiting for you i'll be waiting for you

Dasvidaniya my friends D-DON'T LET HER F-FIND YOU!!! RUN THANUS

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No, I didn't forget. Just ended up getting visitation rights to my brother for Christmas lunch, ended up spending it with him in hospital. Ended up watching him read my last blog post, cried like a baby at the author's note. Never seen that before.

Anyway! I'm pushing it back to New Years. The next socially acceptable time to be hungover the next morning. Sounds like one hell of a plan.

In the mean time! In the mean time!

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EXPLODING BUNNY! I think it's safe to say we now have a way to deal with Angel! Just feed him a ton of pancakes! If he acts up again, we can force feed him the pancakes!

Exploding Bunny

After Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory, Rocket to Insanity by Scherzo is probably the next-best well-known classic MLP horror/gore fic. I've never had interest or opportunity to read it until now, fittingly after it was finally ported to Fimfiction. As it's rated Mature: Gore, I can't link to the readings, but the one I used was by TheLostNarrator. Scribbler also has done a production of the comic version

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I'm getting married tomorrow...

Everything's pretty much set... Going with MomCord to get mani/pedi's tomorrow, and then getting hair and make-up and pre-wedding pictures done... And then, at 3p... I'm getting married... Dear gods... I skipped the nervous excitement and went straight from "Okay... This is What I Want" to "Am I married yet?".

Catch y'all on the flip side!
~Witching Hour

The little tropical storm managed to do quite a lot of damage in NJ, mainly from little swirls/mini tornadoes in an arm of thunderstorms which swept over the whole state. No power at home since 11am yesterday, still 600K people without power in the state.

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I never mentioned this one, did I?

The Catch - Part Four
The Catch - Part Three
The Catch - Part Two
The Catch - Part One

Woops.

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Well... the 13th of November came and went with little fanfare... I no longer work at the steel mill, and now I'm doing odd shifts at UPS shipping facilities or at another site while doing Anti-Piracy work in theaters for advance screenings of movies...

This has resulted in me seeing several movies... Obviously I can't say much, but here's what I can say:
*Passengers - An okay movie
*Sing - Cute and funny. Would recommend.

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Come on over. We'll try to get back to our regularly scheduled nonsense as quickly as possible.

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213885/the-not-so-cynical-creators-guild

Prepare for Internet Explorer.

It's Memorial Day, but I have no Memorial Day-related thoughts, other than playing hippie anti-war songs on the radio on Memorial Day is insulting the war dead, not honoring them. For f**k's sake.

Grumpy old men around the world recollecting walking uphill to school through the snow were upstaged this week by these cute Chinese school-kids who AIEEEE I CAN'T LOOK!!!

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Here you go!

Not made by me, by the way.

TPonies of Fire

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Celestia orders two brave knights to violently quash a rebellion… with fire.

• Violence
• Death
• OC
• Other
• Bat Pony

Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  8  11 · 195 views

Yes, this is another collab with Super Trampoline.

Strange things happen when my rated-E humor clash with his rated-T humor.

IN WHICH DEPRESSION SUCKS
I hate to even write about this, because I don't like bringing others down. But, since it's highly doubtful anyone will read this post, I can look at it instead as a little personal catharsis. After all, talking about your problems is one avenue to trying to get a handle on them. And if it helps my writing, so much the better.

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