When Discord accidentally sends the Royal Treasury to the sock puppet dimension during the aftermath of the events at the Grand Galloping Gala, it is up to him to travel there and retrieve it.
Luna, strangely enough, receives a letter from Princess Twilight Sparkle. From the letter she can discern two things. One, Twilight definitely has a drinking problem. Two, she really loves her. And a third can go to being extremely kinky.
Celestia receives yet another letter from her faithful student, Twilight. Except this one doesn't include any lessons about friendship like she was expecting. Only drunk ramblings of a very intoxicated mare. May or not be truthful.
Calligraphy, a unicorn scholar, is informed of a strange book in an ancient language. He and his colleagues embark on a quest to discover its secrets... secrets that are buried perplexingly deep.
How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.
The Canterlot Archive decides to create a document listing the age of every pony in Equestria. It's impossible to mess this up. The Canterlot Archive messes this up.
Twilight, I know we’ve been good friends for a long time now. Perhaps now might be the time to ask you out on a date? I love you so much. Yours, Nighty.
Dear Princess Celestia, I'm sorry I haven't written in a while. Things seem to be falling through the cracks lately. Spike thinks I should go see the doctor, but...