The SCP Foundation, an organization that has Existed for thousands of years, survived the near extinction of their species, but will one slip up end it all?
"Wait, so you're telling me that you 'accidentally' burned down Canterlot Castle and need to stay with me until it's fixed?" The shitpost story of all time.
I didn't know they would kill. The words echoed in her head, holding the charred remains of her sister, eyes puffy and swollen. The charred remains of her home a reminder to the great battle.
Fishing in the abyss is always a semi-lucrative endeavor. It's less expensive than Craig's List, it has every piece of shoddy furniture anyone could ask for, and it even offers free tentacle monsters for loan.
Ok I’m gonna make this as easy as possible for you. Bug thing stealing glowing cube is bad, I have rather poor aim with my gun, and now I’m on a bug hunt. Oh I’ll find her... and I will do it with the power of my birth right...BAMBOOZLEMENT!