A drug-abusing, morally ambiguous unicorn stallion gets transported into another world and turned into a very attractive human female. He has mixed feelings about this but would rather go back home.
When Mr. and Mrs. Cake need to replace their destroyed dresser, Anon directs them to Ikea. Things go downhill fast. || This is some crappy, rushed story for Valentines/Hearts and Hooves Day 2020.
Life living inside the Changeling hive is honestly pretty baller. Everyone keeps to themselves. You get to 'hang out' with the Changeling Queen. But when you get scolded for cleaning your belly-button lint in public, you learn something special.
Shining Armor has become an alicorn for some reason, and with no explanation available ponies assume ascendancy is sexually transmitted. Much to Twilight's irritation.
It's Nightmare Night and Skellinor, Ponyville's only resident skeleton pony, is the talk of the town in her princess costume. But why is she wearing Grogar's bewitching bell?
Lord Tirek, Queen Chrysalis, Grogar, and Empress Cozy Glow have begun their invasion. Thanks to a stupid decision by the Mane 6, Equestria's only hope lies in Starlight Glimmer. Equestria's doomed, right? Uh, about that...