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Strawberry Sunrise

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Eating apples makes you an asshole

I don't know why I found this so amusing... :applejackconfused:

Is this Strawberry Sunrise’s fanfic or something? :rainbowlaugh:


Uber #7 · February 25th · · 1 ·

Being an experienced Apple farmer, shouldn't AJ be used to fruit infested pests?

I mean, she did have to deal with fruit bats after all.

Blasphemy! If they'd switch to anything it would be pears that are WAY better than strawberries! So say our captain Grand Pear who let's boldy go where no pony has gone before!

I'm not sure, but I think I'm detecting some bias on the part of this particular author...

Very funny story, btw!

When I saw the author I was hoping you made the handle exclusively to publish this. I was disappointed, but still amused.

Seeing the author is what ties this fic together. It would be complete crap, but the author is the punchline that makes it great.

Ah like 'em berries. Yum.

I'd just like to draw attention to my avatar.
Next, may I say that Applejack is best pony.
Finally, I eat a dozen or so apples a week.

But reading this, while sitting in a waiting room... I had the biggest grin on my face.

The two people sitting across from me have no idea...


Guessing an apple killed one of your family at some point.

Story written and published by Strawberry sunrise i see what you done here

"And then I went to Sweet Berry Acres, and Berryjack saw what a good farmer I was even without cheating earth pony magic, and she looked into my eyes and said—"
"Strawberry Sunrise, are you writing romantic fiction about yourself and Applejack again?"
Strawberry turned in horror to see Rarity staring back. "No!" She spread a wing to block Rarity's view of the typewriter. "What are you even doing here?"
"I've been trying to tell you your dress for the Farmers' Ball was ready, but you weren't answering your door. Which was unlocked, might I add."
"Well, knock next time!"
"Darling, if I'd knocked any harder, I'd have punched through the door." Rarity sighed. "You do know she's seeing Rainbow Dash, yes?"
"Let me dream, Rarity."

If it's a strawberry I'm eatin', it's definitely gonna be an Eve's Blush. (I think that's what they're called.) Much sweeter and juicier than other strawberries I've tried.

What next, The Apples-turned-Berries become Bananas? (Imagine that, Bananajack, Banana Bloom, Banana Smith and Banana Mac. Oh, my.)

Boo! Apples are better! Have an upvote, anyway!

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