Hello, Leon Davies here, also known as TheLeondude or just Leondude. Animator, voice actor, writer, autistic British egomaniac, Dark Lord of the Sith etc.
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It was another average day in Equestria until a morally ambiguous, but otherwise surprisingly nice, unicorn stallion fell into some quicksand while high out of his mind. But what he didn't expect was to suddenly turn into a very pretty human lady.
He has mixed feelings about this.
Special thanks to NicLove for giving me the idea:
Edited by DmitriTheWriter.
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Pixie Dust. That's what the he snorted and now he's high as f*ck.
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Maybe on his next trip, should I make it so. Nope, he just thought smoking poison joke was a good idea
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If he thinks smoking poison joke is a good idea, then quite frankly, he deserves everything he gets.
...Okay, maybe that is a bit harsh, but still. Who looks at a plant that alters your body in bizarre ways just by touching it and thinks, "Ah yes, I'm going to smoke it"? He's lucky to have a functioning human body. He could've had a squid for a head or something.
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Amusingly, that is addressed later on in the story.
But you're right, he does deserve everything he gets, considering he's a former pirate with a mind-control fetish.
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I referenced that meme on purpose.
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Lately I prefer to say "feed two birds with one scone", but to each their own, I suppose.
Leave the 4th wall alone, you.
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Hmm. That's actually a more fitting saying.
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When it comes to comedies, never.
Ah. The hippie.
That one.
does Twilight has AS in your story ?
Wait, does this story take place in America, Canada, or somewhere else? Because if this takes place in America, then kidnapping aliens to be experimented on would probably fall under the FBI's jurisdiction. But if it takes place anywhere but America, then it would probably be the CIA's jurisdiction, but why would they be worried about an American intelligence agency over, say, MI5? Or I could be completely wrong about everything I'm talking about here.
*sigh* This is what I get when I forget to edit. Good going, me.
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Yes, she does.
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Wait, aliens are the FBI's business? Well, I suppose that's what happens when most of what I know about the CIA comes from watching American Dad.
And from their MKULTRA project.
EDIT: Hey, wait a minute. Twilight's not an alien!
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Well, the point is the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) is more a domestic service concerned with investigation and security, while the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) is more concerned with intelligence gathering, basically spying, usually overseas.
I don't know if aliens/superpowered humans/superpowered aliens would be the business of any one agency in the U.S. Might even be the jurisdiction of the U.S. Air Force or even, Celestia forbid, the U.S. Space Force, for all I know.
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Or the MiB (Men in Black).
What's a waifu?
Care to try for a minute or two without saying something abrasive?
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Okay, that was harsh. I apologize. Anyway, according to Urban Dictionary, "Waifu" is used to refer to a fictional girl or woman (usually in Anime, Manga, or video-games) that you have sexual attraction to, and you would even marry.
I'm surprised you went this long on the Internet without coming across the word.
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Well shit. I didn't know that.
Besides, Lion's already drunk off his ass and high on cocaine. What's a little lactose intolerance really going to hurt in the grand scheme of things?