After Pony Magazine declares Twilight Sparkle to be the most eligible bachelorette in all of Equestria, Twilight's friends help her sort through the flowers and love letters sent to her by ponies all across Equestria.
Princess Twilight decides to take a day off, all for herself. She proceeds to ponder the intricacies of her life, how she got here, and the taste of muffins with hot sauce.
Celestia never thought she'd have to ask herself the question of why there was an adorable filly sitting in her fridge, drinking hot sauce. Adorable looking, sure. But a couple of things about the filly seem strangely...demonic.
As an orca pony swims one night among the fiery monuments of a global conflict, she finds a sailor freezing to death in the arctic cold. She has only one question for him.