When Rainbow Dash leaves her, Pinkie Pie decides it's time to off herself! But when her own methods fail, it's up to her friends to help her. And thus, begins an exciting adventure of assisted suicide and the horrible hijinks which ensue!

Raccoon, you are not funny and should feel bad.

This is a crack-fic I wrote back before Season 2 aired. At the time, the Equestria Daily mods refused to even read it, saying it was sick, unfunny, and completely inappropriate. As a result, it's a bit out of date, but you know what? I still think it's hilarious, even years later, so I'm posting it with only minor revision.

A more realistic take on the opening events of the MLP movie, where the entire cast is NOT hit by plot mandated incompetence. It is, as expected, significantly shorter.

(Minor spoilers for first 15 minutes of the MLP movie, but 90% consisting of what would already be known from the trailers.)

Cover image borrowed from DashieMLPFim

For the mare who's forever and always honest, it's damn near impossible keeping your most passionate and heartfelt confessions a secret. Thankfully, there's a hat for that.

Coming back to rule Equestria after a thousand years must've been hard for somepony like Princess Luna. You know, because it's been a thousand years. Some might say "What's not to get?"

...

Well, they're not wrong.

An ongoing series.

Starting almost immediately after the premiere of Season One. Also, it's another project to keep me on my toes and to get my mind engine running if I don't have ideas for my other stories. Cheers!

After the first chapter - Day One, there is no particular chronological order in which these are posted.

The infamous Princess Molestia has attacked Ponyville using the magic of the Princesses and her main goal is to take over the whole equestrian nation. Only Twilight Sparkle, Spike and their friends are available to stop her. But, will they?
Warning: contains vulgar language, immature jokes and a ton of pop culture/brony/anime references.

A narrated story with the smooth voice of Princess Celestia, guiding a pony who took her own life, into heaven.

(Cover art by my good friend, Raven Sun)

(A story for a person that I wished I knew, also for the friends who deeply miss Kavi)

Rest In Peace Kavidun 08/25/17 ❤️

[An idea I had based on Breaking Out to Avoid Being Broken In, written by Justice3442 (story and author are clickable).]

It's breakfast time for Twilight Sparkle, and she finds an unexpected guest at the table.

After being asked a question she doesn't know the answer to, Luna asks Twilight to do her a favour and sparkle-date her. There are just two problems.

Firstly, Twilight has no idea what she's talking about.

Secondly, when she figures it out and obliges the request, the results are... interesting.

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A... sequel...? Parody...? Bastardization...?

A story inspired by and in some way connected to Wintermist's brilliant Sparkle Date Me!, or at least the title.

Years following his explosive demise, King Sombra has remained as mysterious a figure as ever.

Up until Twilight Sparkle's discovery of a diary thought lost and forgotten, that is.

Sex tag required only for one particular part.

Artwork by Joey-Darkmeat. Colored by Mynder.

An infiltration attempt goes from ‘wildly successful’ to 'weird and confusing' in record time.

Thanks to Tired Old Man for edits, suggestions, and helping with the title. Also thanks to Nova Quill for her edits and suggestions.