Totally not an April Fools story. Non consensual nose-booping is serious business.

Fluttershy is betrayed by one she trusted the most, violated in a heinous act of non-consensual nose-booping. Enough edginess to cut a bitch ensues. Clearly the most horrifying story I have ever written; I can only pray it doesn't get me banned forever.

Contains: non-consensual belly rubs, non-consensual booping, non-consensual brushie brushie, non-consensual cuddling, paper-thin disguises, hood autism, ruined for marriage, edgy enough to cut a bitch, pregnancy does not work that way, law does not work that way, nothing works that way and I have no idea what's going on, april fools/foals

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Pinkie Pie gets locked inside Beanis Inc overnight. It's not so bad, though. At least she's got the roombas for company.

Too bad they're kind of creepy.

Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe. No, you can't escape it.

People seem to give Reversed Gender Roles In Equestria a bad name. But what if they actually had... like... healthy gender norms BUT WERE STILL REVERSED? ... Yeah it's about as fun as you'd expect.

Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

Tempest Shadow sometimes wonders what her place is at Beanis Inc. If she was pressed to give it a job description, it would probably come out as "whatever Twilight and Wallflower need me to do." So when Twilight approaches her with the opportunity to manage her own new department, she jumps at the chance.

All she has to do is solve the minor issue of digital piracy.

A lovingly crafted entry into the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

The PTA has spoken! Canterlot's Student Artist Gallery must be cleansed of all inappropriate content! Unfortunately, Luna is the one that has to do something about these new policies.

It was fun while it lasted.
Cover Source is Leone di cielo

Pinkie Pie is the richest pony in the history of Equestria. The secret to her wealth?

She has no idea.

I'm another face in the crowd. Please. Somepony. Say something. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm not stuck in the background. Tell me I matter.

My name is Melody Breeze and I just want somepony to tell me it's be going to be alright.

Edited by Crystal Wishes

Meteorite is a self-insert whose story began in 2011. However her story was never finished, leaving her to her own efforts to cope with the new but familiar world she found herself in.

Years later, her author thought it'd be nice to get back in touch with her creation, maybe do something nice for her, but things start to go off-script when the author is seen by somepony other than Meteorite...

Disclaimer: Australian (hence the profanity tag and 'U's in words, like 'colour')

After dating Twilight Sparkle for some amount of time, Sunset has learned that Twilight sees things differently than the average person. She's learned to tolerate a lot of questionable behavior that others would frown upon in a romantic partner. But one day her limits are pushed and she now has to decide if she has to be Twilight's moral guide or should she cut her loses and bail?

Written for Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest!

Chrysalis' scheme has borne fruit. United by bribes and promises, the leaders of each nation have come with her to deliver an ultimatum: surrender Equestria, or face hopeless war with their combined armies.

So why does Celestia look to Chrysalis with a gentle, mourning gaze? And why is Chrysalis afraid?